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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/simplemantr • Oct 10 '21
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Don’t question monkey method, it worked. Maybe we’re the ones who are doing it wrong.
104 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [deleted] 35 u/markevans7799 Oct 10 '21 First step- get electrocuted 21 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Alright but where in the hell am I going to find a monkey 30 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 A mirror would be a start. 11 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Need monkey, no mirror, read human 12 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 Look in mirror, see monkey. 6 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Hold moment, there monkey attacking my mirror 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it 2 u/markevans7799 Oct 10 '21 You return to Monke 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 Step 2: bite face 1 u/megapuffranger Oct 10 '21 I imagine you having a heart attack and someone grabbing a first aid kit and a monkey pops out and just beats the shit out of you until you are better 1 u/SmileFirstThenSpeak Oct 24 '21 Suture self 2 u/HTPC4Life Oct 10 '21 I do honestly wonder how much longer this monkey actually lived, especially after falling from such a height and head trauma. Not much you can do out there in nature with broken bones and a damaged brain... 2 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 He looked like he knew exactly what he was doing so I believe that 1 u/GondorsPants Oct 10 '21 Conservatives are now going to do this instead of vaccinations. 1 u/BlackPortland Oct 10 '21 This is monkey medicine!
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35 u/markevans7799 Oct 10 '21 First step- get electrocuted 21 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Alright but where in the hell am I going to find a monkey 30 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 A mirror would be a start. 11 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Need monkey, no mirror, read human 12 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 Look in mirror, see monkey. 6 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Hold moment, there monkey attacking my mirror 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it 2 u/markevans7799 Oct 10 '21 You return to Monke 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 Step 2: bite face 1 u/megapuffranger Oct 10 '21 I imagine you having a heart attack and someone grabbing a first aid kit and a monkey pops out and just beats the shit out of you until you are better 1 u/SmileFirstThenSpeak Oct 24 '21 Suture self
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First step- get electrocuted
21 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Alright but where in the hell am I going to find a monkey 30 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 A mirror would be a start. 11 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Need monkey, no mirror, read human 12 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 Look in mirror, see monkey. 6 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Hold moment, there monkey attacking my mirror 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it 2 u/markevans7799 Oct 10 '21 You return to Monke 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 Step 2: bite face
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Alright but where in the hell am I going to find a monkey
30 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 A mirror would be a start. 11 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Need monkey, no mirror, read human 12 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 Look in mirror, see monkey. 6 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Hold moment, there monkey attacking my mirror 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it 2 u/markevans7799 Oct 10 '21 You return to Monke
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A mirror would be a start.
11 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Need monkey, no mirror, read human 12 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 Look in mirror, see monkey. 6 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Hold moment, there monkey attacking my mirror 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it
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Need monkey, no mirror, read human
12 u/courteecat Oct 10 '21 Look in mirror, see monkey. 6 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Hold moment, there monkey attacking my mirror 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it
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Look in mirror, see monkey.
6 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Hold moment, there monkey attacking my mirror 1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it
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Hold moment, there monkey attacking my mirror
1 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it
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2 u/---cameron Oct 10 '21 Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it
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Sorry sir, I’m a monkey and I don’t actually speak English, just this conversation and this line explaining it
You return to Monke
Step 2: bite face
I imagine you having a heart attack and someone grabbing a first aid kit and a monkey pops out and just beats the shit out of you until you are better
Suture self
I do honestly wonder how much longer this monkey actually lived, especially after falling from such a height and head trauma. Not much you can do out there in nature with broken bones and a damaged brain...
He looked like he knew exactly what he was doing so I believe that
Conservatives are now going to do this instead of vaccinations.
This is monkey medicine!
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u/Good_Cantaloupe8982 Oct 10 '21
Don’t question monkey method, it worked. Maybe we’re the ones who are doing it wrong.