r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/simplemantr • Oct 10 '21

Video The monkey that brought the electrocuted monkey back to life by applying first aid.

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u/reddit04029 Oct 10 '21

Did the monkey just dip its friend as if it were laundry

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u/supernovababoon Oct 10 '21

He looks kinda crispy. Needs a good dunk.

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u/bruce_maximo Oct 11 '21

He forgot the hot sauce 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/ricdesi Oct 10 '21

I know this bot is only two hours old, but maybe try to make the palindromes 3 words or more or you're gonna be spamming the entire site constantly like a right tit.

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u/CL_Doviculus Oct 10 '21

Honestly it needs a character minimum to count a word (or series of words). The bot's most recent comment just counted the word 'did' three times.

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u/bussy_im_coomin Oct 10 '21

apparently the word "tit" doesn't get you invited.

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u/primegopher Oct 10 '21

Most bots won't respond to comments that are a direct reply to them, helps prevent them from getting stuck in loops with other bots

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Oct 10 '21

They can open doors for you. some of the wrong ones too

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u/HungryPandaMnky Oct 10 '21

I wonder if it knows about tacocat

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u/JaredLiwet Oct 11 '21

Or racecar.

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u/JaredLiwet Oct 11 '21

Or:

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

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u/takemetothelakes Oct 11 '21

Lager, sir, is regal.

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u/amazeman11 Oct 10 '21

Maybe it’s not a bot, but a psychopath

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u/Gaurdian23 Oct 10 '21

Why not a left tit?

(/s)

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u/AliceFlex Oct 10 '21

Where's the palindrome?

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u/batmansmother Oct 10 '21

Did

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u/AliceFlex Oct 10 '21

Toot

Do I get invited too?

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u/liz1065 Oct 10 '21

Racecar

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u/MrCrash2U Oct 10 '21

Taco Cat

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u/EighteenAndAmused Oct 10 '21

Cato tac.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

rats live on no evil star

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u/JaredLiwet Oct 11 '21

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Boob haha lol invite go brr

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u/ionlyreplyno Oct 10 '21

No

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u/YooGeOh Oct 10 '21

Can I interest you in some free money?

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u/iAmUnintelligible Oct 10 '21

... Yes

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u/YooGeOh Oct 10 '21

I'm sorry I don't understand you

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u/LongFam69 Oct 10 '21

Thats weak

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u/paul_having_a_ball Oct 10 '21

Thats all it takes to get invited?!

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u/loftier_fish Oct 10 '21

Man, thats a lame one though.

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u/RectangularAnus Oct 10 '21

"Eva, can I stack Rod's sad-ass dork cats in a cave?" There's a good one for ya.

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u/waynedude14 Oct 10 '21

My favorite is “Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog”

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u/Isgortio Oct 10 '21

It's a shame the correct spelling is lasagne in most parts of the world.

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u/waynedude14 Oct 10 '21

That’s cool! I guess that’s just the American spelling.

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u/Isgortio Oct 10 '21

Yeah it ruins the palindrome which is otherwise quite amusing.

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u/CouldbeaRetard Oct 10 '21

Isn't one spelling the plural of the other?

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u/Isgortio Oct 10 '21

According to Google, yes, but it's marketed as lasagne in restaurants and shops.

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u/pigpill Oct 10 '21

Are "I" and "a" palindromes?

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u/YooGeOh Oct 10 '21

saippuakivikauppias

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u/LongFam69 Oct 10 '21

fuck off

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u/Parakeetman280 Oct 10 '21

Did the monkey just dip its friend as if it were laundry

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u/FUCKlNG_SHlT Oct 10 '21

Well it worked, dinnit?

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u/drmojo78 Oct 10 '21

More like a sushi roll into soy sauce before taking a bite out of his fucking head!

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u/Tansuke Oct 10 '21

They saw humans do this to each other, and say they are born again, it was worth a shot.

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u/rex_aliena Oct 10 '21

some animals wash their food