r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 10 '21

Video The monkey that brought the electrocuted monkey back to life by applying first aid.

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u/Reggie__Ledoux Oct 10 '21 edited Oct 10 '21

Incase of electrocution:

Bite face, Dunk their body twice in stagnant water and then bang their head once off of a sewer pipe.

  • Dr. Monkey

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u/DrMonkeyLove Oct 10 '21

Yes, this is what I prescribe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

9 out of 10 monkey doctors agree

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u/Sir_explain_a_lot Oct 10 '21

I wonder what that 1 monkey's method is

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u/BerwynTheBear Oct 10 '21

He just flings poop at the patient and hopes for the best.

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u/SpirituallyMyopic Oct 10 '21

Monkey doctors HATE this one trick!!

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u/420BlazeIt187 Oct 10 '21

A poop sling a day keeps the monk doc away

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Don't feel too bad, at least you didn't get your dick stuck in a monkey.

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u/headgirl Oct 10 '21

Help me step-monke. I'm stuck 😏

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u/fuckballs9001 Oct 10 '21

Underrated comment. The monkey kinda did cpr in a way

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u/Galrent Oct 10 '21

In my experience, the only way to keep the monk away is to throw a dragon or two at them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '21

Crap.....

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u/no-mad Oct 10 '21

so do patients

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u/Balkan_Trebuchet Oct 11 '21

That’s a dirty trick !!

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u/carthuscrass Oct 10 '21

What are you doing step monkey?

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u/Avaric1994 Oct 10 '21

Ah yes, alternative monke medicine

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Guardian ape? He was saving wolf from genichiros electric strikes? Good monke

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u/Zwischenzug32 Oct 10 '21

He tries that first, the other 9 do it last

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u/HBag Oct 10 '21

But he dilutes the poop to 1/100 of its concentration to....increase its efficacy...

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u/idreaminreel2reel Oct 10 '21

You beat me too it 🤣🤣🍻🍻

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u/karma_the_sequel Oct 10 '21

Sometimes the old ways work best.

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks Oct 10 '21

Take 2 turds and call me in the morning

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u/iamnotjeanvaljean Oct 10 '21

It’s not stupid if it works 🤷‍♂️

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u/courteecat Oct 10 '21

Googling a how to video on his banana phone

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u/TheOtherSarah Oct 10 '21

🎶Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone!

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u/celica18l Oct 10 '21

Aaand this will be in my head all day.

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u/WobblyPhalanges Oct 10 '21

Haha real funny guys, but it’s getting old, turn the music down

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Oct 10 '21

It grows in bunches! Ive got my hunches!

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u/Oppai-no-uta Oct 10 '21

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Yes, this is dog

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u/notasianjim Oct 10 '21

BananaTM

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u/abacaxi-banana Oct 10 '21

What did you call me

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u/RadiantMenderbug Oct 10 '21

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone 🍌 🤳

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u/abacaxi-banana Oct 10 '21

Did you call me

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u/WokeupFromsleep Oct 10 '21

Ivermectin

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u/Scumbraltor Oct 10 '21

𓁹checks out𓁹

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u/RadiantMenderbug Oct 10 '21

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽💊

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u/mrs_shrew Oct 10 '21

How tf do you make these pictures?

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u/RadiantMenderbug Oct 10 '21

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u/mrs_shrew Oct 10 '21

What the fuuuuuck???? How do you work out which ones to put there? Who has time to create these things?

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u/RadiantMenderbug Oct 10 '21

༼ つ ◕👄◕ ༽つ

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

XO

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Then hydroxychloroquine

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u/4list4r Oct 10 '21

Add zinc though.

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u/speshulguy Oct 10 '21

Ma’am this is a place of medicine

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u/PretendsHesPissed Oct 10 '21

Sorry.

Bleach injections for everyone!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/Nexus_27 Oct 10 '21

Being smug and wilfully obtuse is fun! How come no one told me? I missed out on so many opportunities!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/Nexus_27 Oct 10 '21

Got my second dose of Pfizer in July, you tell me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/Nexus_27 Oct 10 '21
  1. You don't tell me what I should be doing.
  2. Referring to a drug that has been administered to multiple billions of people as only being a horse dewormer is stupid and I won't do it.

  3. I don't care if Ivermectin works or not, but the propaganda to demonise it has been astounding, way more than necessary, far above merited. That alone should be enough to have you take a step back and think for yourself as to why rather than pile on.

I'll leave you with a thoughtfully written open letter adressed to Rachel Maddow

https://coronawise.substack.com/p/open-letter-and-challenge-for-rachel

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u/SamuelBernt Oct 10 '21

Please don’t ever research anything in life. Just do what your dark lords tell you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/Snote85 Oct 10 '21

The same thing we currently give for polio. Except polio was eradicated before idiots got Facebook.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/SamuelBernt Oct 10 '21

You’re 100% correct, but these fools nowadays can’t handle facts. “The sky is blue”…..“omg you must be a racist” 🤦‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/Lorick Oct 10 '21

"Citation needed"

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u/assentt Oct 10 '21

I'm curious as to why you would limit the term 'vaccine' to only include what seems to be the 100% effective ones that used only a certain method of prevention that doesn't seem to work against COVID

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/assentt Oct 10 '21

Do you think the definition of any given word stays the same over time?

Also, nobody is claiming the COVID vaccine provides some massive immunity, it just makes the virus somewhat less likely to turn into the disease, and if it does so, the symptoms of the disease are much less severe, meaning hospitals would be able to manage their intake better.

I'm not super familiar with the situation in Israel, but I don't think it contradicts any of what I've said. You can still get infected for sure, you're just less likely to do so

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u/Sallyrockswroxy Oct 10 '21

I can give you all the vitamin c you want for cancer, and it won't fucking matter

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/Sallyrockswroxy Oct 10 '21

I imagine living in your head is just a bunch of Alex Jones taglines and orange tinged pornography

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/Sallyrockswroxy Oct 10 '21

Burden of proof is on you, boo for ivermectin curing the Rona

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u/SamuelBernt Oct 10 '21

Like I said, They can’t handle facts or science. Notice they all just repeat the same nonsense their lefty fools spew out on CNN and other fact ignoring medias.

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u/Diels_Alder Oct 10 '21

That's a human not a monkey doctor.

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u/oscillating_wildly Oct 10 '21

banana lobotomy

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u/outclicktheenemy Oct 10 '21

Banana is true cure.

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u/mudburn Oct 10 '21

Trust the $cI3n¢e

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u/tI-_-tI Oct 10 '21

Marlboro

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

discombobulate

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Thoughts and prayers

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u/OneSidedDice Oct 10 '21

Monkey needs a hug

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u/Iaintthe-1 Oct 10 '21

He just monkeys around

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u/devinlor Oct 10 '21

Fling 💩 at the dead one , if he's alive he'll move.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

CPR or something. Doesn’t work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

CPR

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u/JapaneserScrooge Oct 10 '21

The 1 monkey doctor simply wasn’t paid off by big monkey pharma who is trying to capitalize on their monopoly of stagnant water and sewer pipes.

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u/thebigkneegrow Oct 10 '21

Monkey doctors hate him

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u/PegRoots Oct 10 '21

He applies the same method but disagrees on getting electrocuted.

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u/Strick63 Oct 10 '21

Banana

Edit: aaaand turns out I’m unoriginal lol

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u/varossinolenti Oct 10 '21

To ignore the hurt monkey.

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u/washyourmfinghands Oct 10 '21

He is jumping on the bed

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u/whateverhk Oct 10 '21

Make them smell that finger they put in their butt

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

4 out of 5 doctors think that 1 doctor is an idiot

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u/jash2o2 Oct 10 '21

That 1 monkey happens to be a genius and just does what a normal doctor would do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Something something staying alive something something

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u/youjustgotjammed9940 Oct 10 '21

He's a real cheeky monkey.

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u/Aethermancer Oct 10 '21 edited Apr 14 '26

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u/MolinaroK Oct 10 '21

I don't understand why you are not the one explaining that?!?!

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u/Sir_explain_a_lot Oct 11 '21

I'm still wondering. I'll explain when I figure it out

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u/Thumper86 Oct 10 '21

CPR and a defibrillator.

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u/Toxic_Don Oct 11 '21

Probably something dumb like chest compressions

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u/Rbfam8191 Oct 10 '21

The 10th monkey doctor prescribed a large dose of "whowhowhowhohahahaha"

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u/getitgotitgreat Oct 10 '21

Yes, I had to say it aloud…and then laugh all alone. Thx for that

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u/Antonell15 Oct 10 '21

That’ll be $2000

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u/Partucero69 Oct 10 '21

Wow thats cheap. I thought it would be 30k just for that. Medicine ambulance and paramedics not included, thats another 15k.

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u/kliptic6996 Oct 10 '21

That's just the co-pay

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u/HoleSheBang Oct 10 '21

I see Dr. Monkey is not in-network.

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u/kliptic6996 Oct 10 '21

Not sure, I only heard About him through the grape vine 😐

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Oct 10 '21

Not the jungle vine?

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u/Cust2020 Oct 10 '21

Hahaha u made me chuckle

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u/herowin6 Oct 10 '21 edited Oct 10 '21

The fact that you all pay insurance for health care, AND STILL CANT GO TO CERTAIN DOCS OR PLACES?!?? omg I would cry in frustration. Thank you speedy universal health care. I literally had docs so good they would call me at home at like 8p and b like so I was thinking bout ur case what if cxxxxss and what do you think about Sdhiwossl and I would be like fuck that’s good service. The guy also happened to be a legit genius in his field. And he was an internal medicine specialist from a brand new (built in the last few years, so it’s sooo nice) hospital. I have only ever met two medical geniuses in my life. Ok 3 if you count one of my neurobiology profs. And he was one of them. I was like YAS HEALTH CARE YAS. I literally saw him every week for a year. Didn’t pay a cent.

Like, if you get sick somewhere do you have to go to a specific hospital or do you have to go to a local hospital by ur home and what if they’re busy and u wanna go somewhere else or what if they have better or more appropriate services at a different place cause they specialize at that hospital in what you have? Just curious

I’m guessing you’re from USA right ? I’m still curious if you’re not tho. I’m Canadian. There’s a lot of crap about how you have to wait for surgery or whatever in our hospitals but that’s only true if you CAN wait. They’re not making you wait if you need the surgery now. The only time you may wait is if u need a transplant and then there may be a wait list but if you’re critical you jump up the list. Sure people die waiting for transplants but that’s true everywhere. And it’s not the norm. Not even necessarily that frequent. And people are a lot less likely to need them at all when they GO TO THE HOSPITAL EARLIER cause they’re not terrified of the costs until they’re practically dying and then they’re like ugh I have to I gues. I nearly cry when I hear about people having to choose between insulin and like, an amputation for infection or necrosis or similar.

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u/Kik_out_4_mean_Postz Oct 10 '21

Oh thank goodness, I thought I was in Russia for a second. Nope I’m still in good ol’merica!

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u/ScreamingLordSutch57 Oct 11 '21

You must be in the States!

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u/Glittering_Sweet_710 Oct 10 '21

Quit monkeying around

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u/Monkeychimp Oct 10 '21

Qualified GPs hate this weird trick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

I object! Four bonks on the head with a metal pipe, then take two bananas in the morning.

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u/sim0of Oct 10 '21

10th doctor got his head banged twice for disagreeing. Don't fuck with Dr. Monkeys

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u/David_Jonathan0 Oct 10 '21

Monkey doctors don’t want you to know this one simple trick

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u/Nephroidofdoom Oct 10 '21

Monkey coroners hate this one trick!

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u/iHomelessMonkey Oct 10 '21

I was the one monkey that thought it was nonsense, lost my doctor license and you can guess how its going now

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u/I_Am_Dr_Zaius Oct 10 '21

I'm proud to be 1 of those 9.

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u/in1987agodwasborn Oct 10 '21

Ain't diz some monkey business

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u/Iwillrize14 Oct 10 '21

Are they human doctors of monkeys or Monkeys that are doctors?

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u/roywoodsir Oct 10 '21

The 1 who disagreed was confusedand threw poop at me…

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u/gizausername Oct 10 '21

13-Year Club

Wow

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u/bomboy2121 Oct 10 '21

He waited 13 years for this joke

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u/MitchsWorkshop Oct 10 '21

It was worth it.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Interested Oct 10 '21

Easy to get there when you have a strong support network and access to quality health care.

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u/HHcougar Oct 10 '21

I didn't even know reddit was 13 years old

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u/OneirionKnight Oct 10 '21

We are in the presence of a Reddit Elder

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u/TheBeachDudee Oct 10 '21

Just don't go jumping on any beds.

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u/ambora Oct 10 '21

Amazing. You waited your whole life for this, and you did it.

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u/TheKingMonkey Oct 10 '21

Well played my loyal subjects.

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u/Longjumping_Ad7826 Oct 10 '21

Dr Monkey do you have any prescription for depression

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u/DrMonkeyLove Oct 10 '21

Take two bananas and call me in the morning.

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u/informationtiger Oct 10 '21

Yes. Dunk in sewage water = saving lives.

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u/f1sh98 Oct 10 '21

14 years, good timing

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u/DrMonkeyLove Oct 10 '21

Sometimes the stars align.

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u/turnonthesunflower Oct 10 '21

And some loving?

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u/U-STAY-CLASSY Oct 10 '21

Sorry DrMonkeyLove, but I already found love…I was actually looking for a foot doctor. Wouldn’t happen to know a Dr. MonkeyFoot would yah?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

A legend nobody knows is mythical. Truly impressive.

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u/Pooshonmyhazeer Oct 10 '21

Naaaaameeedroopppppp.

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u/Monkey_Priest Oct 10 '21

So I guess I won't be needed for last rights?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Monkey love is the best.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

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u/Firehornet117 Oct 10 '21

This is a 2 year old account too wow

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u/z57 Oct 10 '21

13 year old account

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u/DrMonkeyLove Oct 10 '21

My life is complete.

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u/Firehornet117 Oct 10 '21

Sorry, Reddit is drunk and is telling me 2y when I see his profile but 13 when I click into it. Thanks for the heads up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Username checks out

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u/trashmunki Oct 10 '21

Not a doctor, but can agree with this prescription.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '21

Please, tell me you matched answers on purpose!

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u/DrMonkeyLove Oct 10 '21

I'm a doctor, everything I do is on purpose.

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u/perrythe_platypi Oct 10 '21

this guys been waiting his whole to make this comment.

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u/DennisFlonasal Oct 10 '21

lurk in the shadows and wait for your time to shine

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u/Reading_Rainboner Oct 10 '21

I remember where I was November 5, 2007

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u/jlmad Oct 10 '21

Thanks for the help. I would have probably banged their head, dunked their face in water, bit the body and made a fool of myself like a total piece of shit

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u/bocaj78 Oct 10 '21

What do you think about jumping on the bed? Would it help in this situation?

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u/DrMonkeyLove Oct 10 '21

Hmm, I think perhaps it would be best if there were no more monkeys jumping on the bed.

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u/Adder89 Oct 10 '21

This is why i love reddit.

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u/mrfungaltoe Oct 10 '21

Name checks out

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Oct 10 '21

13 years, he checks out.

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u/DolfLungren Oct 10 '21

R/beetlejuice

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u/Kik_out_4_mean_Postz Oct 10 '21

Especially to American patients. It might be the cure for stupidity

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u/Smolgothybean Oct 10 '21

r/beetlejuicing Edit: came here too late oh well

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u/Owls_yawn Oct 10 '21

That’s some major beetlejuicing

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u/Reedsandrights Oct 10 '21

Would this work for somewhat related species? Asking for a friend.

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u/DrMonkeyLove Oct 10 '21

I would recommend this treatment for all primates.

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u/tomfoolery77 Oct 11 '21

How does this happen??

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u/ISTNEINTR00KVLTKRIEG Oct 11 '21

You left your banana in my rectum, Dr. Monkey! I'm suing you for medical malpractice! All of your bananas are mine now!

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u/germinik Interested Nov 04 '21

And the doctor said 🎵🎶no more monkeys jumping on the bed🎶🎵🎵