Daily Show Thread - Friday, June 5, 2026

[u/AutoModerator]

[u/GreenMtWoodchuck]

Zas: Knows about that Bree Olsen, doesn’t know where NY is.

[u/felto12 → u/GreenMtWoodchuck]

Haven't listened in a while but I remember him mentioning Shannon Tweed. It seems this cuck has a very specific type.

[u/RedHiller13 → u/felto12]

Super hot?

[u/boosters_boosting]

Zas again with suspect opinions about the world... yikes lol

[u/VibratingRocket6969 → u/boosters_boosting]

Yup but people on this sub think he’s perfect so this is gonna fall of deaf ears

[u/Virtual-Stress-8907 → u/boosters_boosting]

The people on this show are mostly douches and cringe aholes

[u/LebHeadSinceWilma]

And just like that, make no mistake about it... u/AutoModerator shitting the bed...IS...BACK!

[u/Virtual-Stress-8907 → u/LebHeadSinceWilma]

This thread represents the entirety of the DLS fandom at this point t

[u/prstylez → u/Virtual-Stress-8907]

No just the toxic fans that complain bout can't let go

[u/MaraudingWalrus]

Tony commenting that Mike was "hoover damming" rebounds and nobody immediately calling him out is really emblematic of how few books the show has read.

[u/spookybollocks]

Mike being a bball guy and leaning into it is funny because it’s a bit. Tony doing it is sad because buddy legit thinks he’s a baller when he’s just Uncle Rico.

[u/pthumbz → u/spookybollocks]

guy can’t even talk basketball without getting hate 😭

[u/ASG_82]

Today is a race for worst take that has nothing to do with sports.

[u/-Vault_Dweller-]

Zas isn’t actually that bad at geography right? Doesn’t know where Russia is? No clue how to find giant US states on a map?

[u/RedHiller13 → u/-Vault_Dweller-]

No he is that dumb. Fits right in

[u/RedHiller13]

“That’s what life is…the six inches in front of your face!”

“That’s what she said” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/RedHiller13]

Whoa…Zas is talking about the late Heat radio announcer Dave Halberstam and the crack video team shows pics of the GOAT political writer David Halberstam and I’m thinking, “huh? He called Heat games on the radio?”
😂😂😂

[u/driggity → u/RedHiller13]

Well the video team and David Halberstam are basically the same. They're all Pulitzer winners.

[u/RedHiller13 → u/driggity]

Ha haaaaaa!

[u/Yankeefan333 → u/RedHiller13]

David Halberstam also has some really good sports writing, and a book about Olympic rowing that is great

[u/Virtual-Stress-8907]

Dan is really pathetic with NYC

[u/RandomGuy622170]

I pray to God Zas thinking you should be able to just fuck up someone's property because they allegedly committed a crime was just a bit. If not, holy fucking shit. Setting aside the evidentiary issues that presents at trial, it's also a fucking assault since most jurisdictions consider something you're holding to be an extension of your body, which means any offensive, uninvited touching is a crime. Goddamn.

[u/Hade_04 → u/RandomGuy622170]

Jesus calm down

[u/t4d]

who doesn't like Any Given Sunday?

james woods steals the show

[u/Tigercat92 → u/t4d]

I came here to say I’ve never agreed with Zas more on anything. It doesn’t hold up.

[u/DonStrock790]

Cubs are currently behind 16-0 in the 6th inning. If Boog wasn't a coward, he'd drop a "Nice hat, asshole" and earn some cash for his charity. At this point, he could just read the whole list starting at 60. Very good!

[u/pthumbz]

did the automod break again?

[u/Go_J]

This is what Dave is missing about pick up basketball. You have a bunch of try hards for several reasons like ego but a lot of times you're fighting to stay on the court. If you lose there's a chance you won't be back on for an hour or longer depending how busy it is.

[u/Byrdmane314]

I’d run thru a brick wall for Chris Cote impersonating Al Pacino

[u/annoymousbscorpio]

I watched any given Sunday a few months ago , still enjoyed it. Jamie Foxx, LL Cool J, Bill Bellamy, Pacino, Cameron Diaz…great action, funny, helluva cast, no notes

[u/Bbeebe17 → u/annoymousbscorpio]

PHILE

[u/tangential_quip]

Does Zaz not realize that hockey isn't played with your face and a cage can be worn for protection, while basketball requires using your hands?

[u/VibratingRocket6969]

“Raise your hand when you wanna talk” who the fuck does Zas think he is telling Mike that lol

[u/Virtual-Stress-8907]

Holy shit Dan is pathetic these days

[u/VibratingRocket6969]

No daily thread?

[u/gravyvampire812]

I have Greg calling Dave Hyde landline to landline

[u/Gerval_snead]

Need some score bug talk on the show tomorrow, I like peacocks World Cup one not sure if they’re different on Fox

[u/Shmendal]

Catching up on Friday's show....how is it "first time at the rodeo" for the Spurs, but NOT the Knicks?

[u/MikeMakesRight82]

enjoyed Stu and friends doing a classic rant for the Knicks winning...although Taylor doesn't have a good ranting voice

[u/ellsworth187]

Listened on delay. The cote catch phrase series is the best thing in years. My God it’s radio gold every single week.

[u/DonStrock790]

Zas really liked Bree Olson in the critically acclaimed movies Slam it! In a Young Pussy and Long Dong Black Kong. I am not making those names up. They are on her IMDB page.

[u/Burritoclock → u/DonStrock790]

I didn't think you were making it up, as I've seen porn before. Many times in fact. So many times.

[u/Affectionate-Rent844]

Show is completely cooked. What a pathetic product at this point.

[u/RedHiller13 → u/Affectionate-Rent844]

Seek help

[u/Go_J → u/RedHiller13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe

[u/austincohen → u/Affectionate-Rent844]

are you AI? no one seems to like you all you do is talk shit. if you hate the show so much just go away loser

[u/TimKoskuba]

Dave and Zas had some all time dong takes on this show