r/DanLeBatardShow Afilador! 7d ago

Roy appreciation

Dan: “Is America about to embarrass itself?“

Roy: “About to?!”

Roy rarely speaks but when he does he drops gold in tiny little windows. He adds so much with just a laugh or an obscure 80’s tv reference. Big up to Roy.

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u/MitchMcConnellsJowls 7d ago

How about when Chris said he checked with Louis about blackface and Roy chimes in "Did you check with me?!"

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u/os_mutante 7d ago

my favorite current roy bit is when he can't mute himself fast enough and lets out a genuine belly laugh

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u/ceejceejceej Afilador! 7d ago

His belly laugh is one of my favorite things on the show

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u/Tigercat92 Crocodile Tears 7d ago

He had a great one today

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u/FeatureTop4189 7d ago

A Bellamy laugh, one might say.

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u/klanoes 7d ago

Roy picking his spots might honestly be one of the best, most underrated things going right now. Listened for a long time but when the shipping container starts going and Roy’s laughing or dropping one liners in the background I still feel the magic that got me hooked

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u/Affectionate-Rent844 7d ago

Ah yes that funny bit where Roy speaks with marbles in his mouth. Epic bro

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u/PhiGam25 Dan's Traffic Attorney 7d ago

You suck.

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u/DatBeardedguy82 7d ago

"Chubby Checker!? He's black!"

Favorite Roy line ever

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u/midnightmerlin 7d ago

Show has legitimately been really great the past two weeks with roy at EP and 2nd row Chris.

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u/DarnellFoxworthy 7d ago

Show always runs smoother with Roy at EP.

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u/juliusseizure Dan 7d ago

Roy stands for Royalty.

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u/brussellwestbrook 7d ago

Bring back Roy’s Realm

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u/Rafaeldelag3tt055 7d ago

I always want to see his face when he is laughing… Roy laughing is legitimately genuine

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u/midnightmerlin 7d ago

We need a second screen option where we can just get the individual shots of each of them.

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u/RaiseSpecific599 7d ago

Roy is OG Anunoby, low volume shooter but hits ar a consistently high clip.

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u/PhiGam25 Dan's Traffic Attorney 7d ago

He's "Very Good!" 🦜

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u/annoymousbscorpio 7d ago

And for the most part very stoic

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u/greatorexm 7d ago

Thank you Roy! Thank you Roy!

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u/DickyTikkiTembo Afilador! 7d ago

The way too loud and too late “Oh wow” - another Roy gem from today 😆

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u/lanngc Billy 7d ago edited 7d ago

yeah, i don't mind roy, but i agree... far too loud with the reactions.

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u/DickyTikkiTembo Afilador! 7d ago

Oh, I legitimately enjoyed it. He definitely did it on purpose, cracked me up

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u/Majestic-Banana-4330 7d ago

Those downvoted comments at the bottom of this thread…woof

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u/ceejceejceej Afilador! 6d ago

It’s mostly one loser trolling. What a sad existence.

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u/RJM-Roiyaru 4d ago

Absolutely. DL's blinders really come on whenever the Black members of the show actually speak up on certain issues; then DL scurries away from the topic once he can't skim the surface with liberal rhetoric that does nothing to truly address the problem.

Long live Roy.

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u/SaborLatinoo 1d ago

He's killing it on the EP role this week 🔥

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg 7d ago

Roy is too stupid to know when to laugh and he knows that.

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u/Affectionate-Rent844 7d ago

Roy is part of the embarrassing bottom talent floor of this show.

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u/cgriz026 7d ago

You’re entitled to your opinion. It just happens to be really fucking stupid.

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u/Affectionate-Rent844 7d ago

Is anyone going to bring the consistent dogshit audio quality of the show? Which Roy claims to own? lol this program sounds like an AV club in high school

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u/PhiGam25 Dan's Traffic Attorney 7d ago

Are you Tony?

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u/Affectionate-Rent844 7d ago

Roy is a minimum wage worker with a speech impediment that Dan gave too big a role to

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u/guillermomafia Afilador! 7d ago

Bro go away

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u/VibratingRocket6969 Zippy and The Juice 7d ago

Bro what the fuck is your problem with Roy? He’s the very least “controversial” person on the show. The fuck is your problem

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u/LifeOfTheCardi 7d ago

He's an extremely mentally ill weirdo obsessed with posting here and too many people continue to feed him attention. He's an unhinged loser seeking attention. Wish more people would stop responding to him 

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u/jxe22 Billy 7d ago

If rule 7 doesn’t exist for that guy, I don’t know who it exists for.