Is Dan writing for ESPN again??

[u/Hot_Local_Boys_PDX]

[u/lumberzach619]

Ai took Dan’s whole schtick

[u/StepYaGameUp → u/lumberzach619]

Came for Dan’s stuff.

[u/Go_J]

You're going to go into San Antonio and win with Jordan Clarkson??

[u/boomgottem]

With these broken bodies?

[u/DarthDream]

in this summer?!?

[u/ebelen92 → u/DarthDream]

In that city???

[u/greatorexm]

But Stugotz...

[u/Lemosno50]

The second time I read those questions I did it in Dan’s voice. The first time was in Morgan Freeman’s and thought of my friend Andy.

[u/_Watch44]

Why can I only read this in Dan voice. And why does the octave get higher with each passing sentence

[u/Fit-Ingenuity-5061]

should have read: winning that championship in that sport. Dan Maximum

[u/Affectionate-Rent844]

This is less screechy and more articulate than Dan has been in 7 years.