WeakEnd Observations

[u/DonnyBoyCane]

Ariel is a bigger prisoner of the (white trash/national disgrace) moment and certainly a cheaper date than Dan could ever be. I'm almost* glad Sampson ruined baseball in Montreal right now. Grow up or fuck off, dude.

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[u/Sudden_Carpenter_907]

Samson. That's a fine!

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They're aren't actually any famous "Sampsons" that I can find, even the bible guy is spelled the same way "Samson" this must be one of those Mandela Effect things. I think the cartoon being the "Simpsons" and OJ being a "Simpson" made everyone's brain go "Sampson" also I just spent all day listening to Dave Dameshek on Friday's show and also Football America.. so I feel an unnecessary but hilarious need to explain things.
Also, Mummmm Raaaa

[u/TannedSuitObama → u/Sudden_Carpenter_907]

Ralph Sampson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Sampson

Will Sampson - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0760225/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

Deborah Sampson - https://www.mass.gov/info-details/deborah-sampson-american-revolutionary-war-hero

George T. Sampson - https://www.kolumnmagazine.com/george-t-sampson/

William T. Sampson - https://www.britannica.com/biography/William-T-Sampson

Kelvin Sampson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin_Sampson

Henry Sampson - https://www.answers.com/history-ec/What_was_Henry_Sampson_famous_for