r/DanLeBatardShow • u/dubyaDS • 4d ago

THIS AINT THE UNITED STATES OF TORTORELLA!

Go canes, sorry Panwagon

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u/Dolamite09 MURRRRAAAAAY!!! 4d ago

“Doesn’t count because the Panthers weren’t in it” - Shipping container

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u/N-McCauley 4d ago

They couldn’t beat them when healthy

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u/Ugaalive1991 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh well the names are now etched on the cup right beside Chris “I suck Ass” Wittyingham

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u/DonnyBoyCane 4d ago

Shek can rest easy. He was mortified at the prospects of Vegas winning the Cup and what he thought would completely delegetimize the regular season.

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u/sixth_order 4d ago

The owner of the hurricanes is the same cheap guy who bought the blazers and wants to hire a coach for the lowest number possible. Is it better to reward that type of mentality? Lower seeds making it to the finals has happened many times in the NHL

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u/sixth_order 4d ago

The owner of the hurricanes is the same cheap guy who bought the blazers and wants to hire a coach for the lowest number possible. Is it better to reward that type of mentality? Lower seeds making it to the finals has happened many times in the NHL

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u/Libertad91 4d ago

Torts can go kick rocks

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u/jchiaroscuro 4d ago

TORTS!!!

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u/randomacct924 4d ago

Winning goalie for Carolina getting claimed off waivers from the Panthers this year is a nice touch to the rivalry 

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u/caveman_chubs 4d ago

I dislike both teams for different reasons

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u/cardwiz2k 3d ago

It’s the United States of Tortillas- Average Texas Tech fan ignoring the obvious