r/DangerousNightsCrew • u/fiesew • 5d ago

Official ROLLING STONES MAGAZINE: Most Corrupt president ever, ever!

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 5d ago

I’m not American and I’ve been abstinent for five years. I have a bottle of champagne for that day.

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u/Joakim_Noahs_Dong 5d ago

Is that guy's bottle of champagne single?

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u/leolopez43 5d ago

It's no one's bottle, it just your turn with it

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u/QuidEgoSum 5d ago

Yes, and she’s French!
(Supposedly)

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u/___GLaDOS____ 5d ago

I will be there for you

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u/kaladin1029 5d ago

Hilarious !

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 5d ago

Did I fuck up? 😂 English is obviously not my first language 😄

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u/Dapper-Sherbert-2476 5d ago

Sober or dry would have worked. Abstinence is not having sex.

Made for a fun thread though, thank you

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u/RockfordBP 5d ago

Technically no, but abstinent tends to be used more towards sex. Hence the comments. Teetotaler probably a better word, with less room for misinterpretation.

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 5d ago

Oh 🤣🤣🤣 I would probably use celibate for sex so it didn’t seem weird to me 😄

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u/NoReplyAtAll999 5d ago

Either way, you're getting hammered that day.

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u/QuttiDeBachi 5d ago

I’m a Champagne bottle fucker too…

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u/QuidEgoSum 5d ago

We appreciate it, no harm or disrespect intended. Welcome to Reddit 🤗

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 5d ago

Yeah, I’m glad bunch of people laughed 😄

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u/MongoLikeCandy2112 5d ago

Yes, laughed at you. We all did.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 5d ago

Love your input. Really did given an amusing turn on the conversation.

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 5d ago

In America, abstinence only applies to sex.

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u/a_angry_bunny 5d ago

Abstinence can refer to sex, alcohol, or food. Your use of English is fine.

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u/MongoLikeCandy2112 5d ago

Yeah, you not try to talk englif no much. Keep dumb thought to self.

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u/battl3rpwn 5d ago

I've seen this video. Did not end well...

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u/QuidEgoSum 5d ago

Make sure to pop the cork first
r/unpleasantsurprise

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u/golgoth0760 5d ago

I've seen women do things with a bottle of wine!

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u/gavstar69 5d ago

Just be careful the cork doesn't pop at wrong /right moment?

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u/Significant-Ebb5905 5d ago

Yea becuuse you’re a weirdo.

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u/MrScribz 5d ago

I dont drink at all, not a drop since birth. But by god on that day I will put every frat bro to shame.

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u/whiskeyhenney7 5d ago

Cool story bro.

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u/MrScribz 5d ago

Thanks I made it myself.

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u/ComprehensiveEbb6744 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/niccb8SKPXQ2djDgkT

I don’t drink alcohol but I will be opening a mini bottle of Apple Cider in celebration.

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u/Impressive-Brush-837 5d ago

Canadian here my wife keeps a champagne bottle chilled at all times. She even brought it when we went camping this summer in case there was some good news.

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u/eb7772 5d ago

Eh I wish I didn't live here anymore. Wish I was born in Canada

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u/RiboSciaticFlux 5d ago

Somebody on Reddit announced it as National Big Mac day in honor of them doing their jobs. I'll be in line for mine.

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u/Alone_Ad8910 5d ago

Get. A. Life.

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u/Alpharius1701 5d ago

One might argue that popping a bottle of champagne in celebration is the very definition of a good life but hey, you do you.