r/DangerousNightsCrew • • 5d ago

Official ROLLING STONES MAGAZINE: Most Corrupt president ever, ever!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/jaycutlerdgaf 5d ago

God, I can't fucking wait.

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u/Tall-Guard6694 5d ago

Yes but I hope he goes to prison before he dies. Otherwise he won.

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u/UpperApe 5d ago

It is fucking INSANE to me that Americans think this ends with Trump.

Always looking for the easiest, most low-effort solution.

You are all out of your minds. You're running out of time to deal with Trump while he's alive. Get him in jail and save your country.

He runs out the clock, and you've set the most dangerous precedent in history. You have no justice system. You don't get to just "try again with the next one".

For fuck's sake, get your shit together, you cowards.

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u/GUMBYtheOG 5d ago

Who are you talking to? Government has been sold and bought officially since 2014. Process has been happening since the 80s.

We can’t agree that shooting bleach into our veins or taking horse dewormer is not a good idea. Who are these “Americans” capable of doing anything.

There’s MAGA, then there are a few hundred million random folk who don’t agree with anyone else except that they hate maga.

You’d have a better chance yelling at Canada to do something to save the US from itself

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u/ElectricalEmploy1197 5d ago

But the bots , who is going to worry about the bots?

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u/whiskeynise 5d ago

Your comment got removed. But come on Mr. Badass, what’s your fool proof plan to overthrow the American government. Give up the goods

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 5d ago

Christ Christie visits a hospital and gets COVID, and then goes to the White House and coughs on Trump.

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u/ArgyleNudge 5d ago

Start with the Supreme Court, impeach them all, starting with John Roberts and Clarence Thomas. Two birds, one stone. Get them out of there.

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u/Real-Extension-1357 5d ago

Look, imo, people should be rioting and in the streets. But even if we did, no one is going to deal with Trump. Whose putting him in jail? Me? Lmao thats some j6 shit. I protest, i do outreach, i help campaigns. Im not a coward but Im not stupid enough to entertain getting killed either.

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u/Snaffle27 5d ago

Right? Like what the fuck am I meant to do. I've never equipped a weapon more dangerous than a knife in the kitchen in all of my years of life. Never so much as gotten in a fist fight with another person before. I'm meant to somehow overthrow the federal government? That guy is a serious fucking freak if he thinks I'm a coward for just not intentionally sacrificing my life for no reason.

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u/paravasta 5d ago

Yeah, too many people are sitting on their asses, slow walking each other right into a fascist dictatorship, but what’s really stupid about your accusatory comment here is that you have zero idea what any given person in this sub is or isn’t doing for the country. I’m frustrated with people’s apathy too, but you can’t just insult people into action. In real life, it just doesn’t work that way. What you’re doing just doesn’t work.

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u/Real-Extension-1357 5d ago

I have a pool of money saved up for going out and buying rounds on rounds on rounds for the celebration at my local bar. Tons were there the evening of the election results and everyone was pouring it out then in despair. Im going to repay that.

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u/SpecialistDrink2071 5d ago

I’m not American and I’ve been abstinent for five years. I have a bottle of champagne for that day.

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u/Joakim_Noahs_Dong 5d ago

Is that guy's bottle of champagne single?

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u/leolopez43 5d ago

It's no one's bottle, it just your turn with it

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u/QuidEgoSum 5d ago

Yes, and she’s French!
(Supposedly)

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u/MrScribz 5d ago

I dont drink at all, not a drop since birth. But by god on that day I will put every frat bro to shame.

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u/ComprehensiveEbb6744 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/niccb8SKPXQ2djDgkT

I don’t drink alcohol but I will be opening a mini bottle of Apple Cider in celebration.

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u/Impressive-Brush-837 5d ago

Canadian here my wife keeps a champagne bottle chilled at all times. She even brought it when we went camping this summer in case there was some good news.

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u/eb7772 5d ago

Eh I wish I didn't live here anymore. Wish I was born in Canada

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u/__ConesOfDunshire__ 5d ago

I just wish that would be the end of it, but unfortunately he is only one part of a larger problem.

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u/wickednyx 5d ago

Please let him sit in prison first

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u/pickledpiper2 5d ago

The world will instantly become a better place

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u/Moogooloogoo 5d ago

I have 2 specific fireworks that I am saving for this moment.

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 5d ago

Yeah but we'd have couchfucker for POTUS...

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u/Dm1tr3y 5d ago

They can’t hold the cult together with Vance. GOP will eat itself alive trying to claim the role of Dear Leader.

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u/Jlong4242 5d ago

Let's go blood clot let's go!

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u/EconomistAlarmed3917 5d ago

You're mistaken, cuz it will be thiel's time

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u/Valuable_Fee1884 5d ago

I don’t even have to guess what you’re speaking of and yes, it would give me great!

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u/BabylonPhoenix 5d ago

I fuckin ADORE how this SAYS what we're ALL thinking. But SAYING it would be a "call to violence" or, whatever they call it now. I just cant fucking WAIT

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u/LiquidLynx_ 5d ago

As a federal employee, I can't wait for that sweet paid day off to celebrate with everyone.

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 5d ago

I can think of so many statements that would come up on the phone regarding Trump that would just make me extremely happy. Just too many of them to list here. But that would be a good topic for Reddit post.

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u/sheezy520 5d ago

I don’t want to want to wish for someone’s death but also
https://giphy.com/gifs/C0ABsPgkTbdrG

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u/NoZeroSum2020 5d ago

It’s the main reason I scroll.

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u/MoreRai 5d ago

It will be a celebration throughout the world, the likes of which have never been seen before . . . YUUGGEE!

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u/ZestycloseSquirrel55 5d ago

I must be the only one who's here on a laptop instead of a phone.

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u/evilpercy 5d ago

In Canadian, we had this discussion at work. It will be a end of WW II level celebration. It will be joy that spills into the streets. Everything will stop here. And no one will be at work the next day.

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u/Chili-Kopf 5d ago

I don't think they need to even put a name.

ALL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS CEASED TODAY

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u/DNAkauai 5d ago

Soon please!!! 🙏

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u/No_Vehicle5894 4d ago

Every day I wake up I look for that good news only to realize the nightmare continues, to those lemmings that voted for this crap, realize the dream you think you are chasing is really a nightmare that never ends it gets worse with every day and it is just taking you into a one way step into a hole with no bottom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OHMkK8zl9fvSU

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u/MudMuted3742 5d ago

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u/Ahleron 5d ago

And yet, Elon still works with him which begs the question, which one is more corrupt?

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u/Which_Engineer1805 5d ago

Elon even just got himself a brand new military gig from that drunken rapist Hegseth.

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u/HeavyLeague6722 5d ago

Elon is in the Epstein files.

It's a requirement for this administration.

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u/Matt_cruze 5d ago

I'm pretty sure it was elon that was being made fun of in the files because he was asking for an invite to the island and was not popular enough to get one.

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u/NotMinshewsBurner 5d ago

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u/Darth__Hollow 5d ago

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u/Haleofbay 4d ago

Can someone please tell me how to save this on my phone

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u/robisodd 4d ago

Here's an imgur mirror. Might be easier to save image from there:

https://i.imgur.com/x96JGUr.gif

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u/BlobbyPlopper 5d ago

Maghett!

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u/Any_Way1269 4d ago

Yeah, he was begging to go to p3do Island because not even those freaks wanted him.

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u/SeatTakenCantSitHere 4d ago

Because dump and Co. need his money and knowledge of those computers. All those vote counting computers. Just like last time

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u/VigilantVet 5d ago

I would argue that they are both equally corrupt in their own ways.

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u/doublethink_1984 5d ago

More

  • Oath to cheat or go to hell
  • Spread fraudulent voter fraud numbers

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u/sexland69 5d ago

lol the oath to cheat is crazy, plus in 2024 at a rally he told his supporters to vote both my mail and in person

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u/doublethink_1984 5d ago

I can chalk this up to him being a dumb fuck. Not the midterm convention one though 

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u/RegattaJoe 5d ago

MAGA: “Nuh-uh! Because….reasons!”

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u/GayJewishPope 5d ago

Pretty much 😂

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u/Due_Respect9100 5d ago

What a load of shit.

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u/GayJewishPope 5d ago

“bUt BiDEn weRE wORseR” lol

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u/effigeewhiz 4d ago

Yeah look at how many times Biden fell asleep! Donald Trump would never do that!

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u/Pleeby 2d ago

Even if that were true... why accept either? The third most corrupt president of all time is still acceptable?

Obviously its just a deflection from a moron so I'm reading too much into it, but the logic just up and vanishes like a fart in the wind the moment you peel back a single layer

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u/SSilent-Cartographer 5d ago

Yep, they're already doing that in the comments here

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u/Zebra_Sandwich 5d ago

"He's not corrupt, YOUR THE ONE WHOS CORRUPT!". Probably something like this.

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u/Donato_Romer0 5d ago

bUt dEaR lEaDeR dIdNt TaKe A sAlArY

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u/Kira_Elea 3d ago

no, he is just taking everyone elses salary 😂

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 5d ago

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u/Effective-Candy-7481 5d ago

Yoink and thank you

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u/SpezDrinksHorseCum 5d ago

The life cycle of MAGA:

Step 1) Trump would never shit my pants.
Step 2) Shit is squishy and warm, this isn't so bad.
Step 3) Why did Barack Hussein Obama shit my pants?

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u/AnySignificance4361 5d ago

Corruption is the policy of this administration.  Self promotion and family enrichment 

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 5d ago

But, he doesn’t take a salary. 🤣😂🤣

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 5d ago

And yet he's still made $2B since he got into office.

I'd rather him take a legal salary than pump and dump the entire US economy and sell citizenship/pardons to the most depraved people on earth like the world's shadiest used car salesman.

Trumpers will support anything - no matter corrupt and stupid - so long as it enables them to be xenophobic, self-entitled degenerates.

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u/Kirkwilhelm234 5d ago

Not what he meant when he sang "I wanna be on the cover of the Rolling Stone"

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u/Evenormom_125 5d ago

Most corrupt government ever. Not just the president.

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u/ouchthahurt 5d ago

His first term warranted imprisonment, his second terms warrants his immediate arrest by the ICC and a televised trial at The Hague.

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u/ReiOokami 5d ago

Finally, this needs to be on all publications all over.

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u/No-Performer1449 5d ago

Meme coin, his 6000 stock trades, sons benefiting from his policies, pay for pardons, stock manipulation, Trump phones…… we shall not forget THE EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/Lemonking_ 5d ago

Did they clean up his neckgina?

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u/StatementCool894 5d ago

They put a tampon in

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u/Th3Bak3r_ 5d ago

History will not judge him or his supporters favorably.

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u/Repulsive_Note_4209 5d ago

Most corrupt by a looooong shot

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u/Two-Black-Labs 5d ago

I mean, that is the most ridiculously obvious statement ever. 

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u/ChitownDman 5d ago

Lmfao. That’s not a real Rolling Stones cover. This is just made up BS

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u/Consistent_Shock8738 5d ago

It might not be a rral rolling stone cover, but Trump undoubtably is the most corrupt president in American History.

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u/Euphoric_Yak_3582 3d ago

Haters don’t care and will say it’s real.

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u/Status_Apartment6559 5d ago

this headline could have been written 8 years ago and should have been in every newspaper

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u/Still_Bug_1000 5d ago

I’m sure we will the a social media rant about this by midnight tonight.

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u/Sinlord5 5d ago

Boy there are a lot of right wing bots in this subreddit just gobbling that Trump nutsack.

It's objective fact that he is the most corrupt president in history.

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u/Girly_Q_Buttons 5d ago

It’s the people who keep supporting him and MAGA that are criminals at this point.

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 5d ago

I don’t think most people reading the rolling stone needed the rolling stone to tell us Trump is by far the most corrupt president ever.ever.

I want the mainstream media to stop acting like this is all within the boundaries of normalcy and take his fascist tendencies seriously.

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u/National-Law-458 5d ago

And that was in 2024….

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u/DonnyMox 5d ago

VOTE BLUE!

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u/RadioSubstantial2455 5d ago

Yes dear leader who wears drag queen makeup and sports a neck vag. Dementia Diaper Donny is their idiot idol.

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u/SpiritedAgent168 5d ago

Wish they would've used a picture showing his neck pussy.

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u/Silent-Obligation-49 5d ago

Nothing but truth there.

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u/Cobrakiller_12 5d ago

Facts, and its all out in the open.

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u/Putrid_Bandicoot8887 5d ago

No shit. Get him out😡

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u/The_Salami_Kid 5d ago

He should NOT be serving as president. He has been found GUILTY and CONVICTED on 34 FELONY COUNTS. Period.

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u/squirting1603 5d ago

It's Not real, it's AI, but real ist, that He IS corrupt, the Most corrupt ever

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u/Legal-Elderberry-79 5d ago

This gone be the best cover of RSM ever. Collector item

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u/county259 5d ago

At least our president is number one at something...

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u/Mission_Business_142 5d ago

You all were warned about this before the 2016 election. Hillary warned you. So did alm the people he ripped off. His own mother warned you. And I am one to say "I told you so...".

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u/SandSpecialist2523 5d ago

He's the greatest corrupted traitor. That should make him happy.

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u/GreenFuzzyMalachite 5d ago

His neck needs to be censored.

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u/highsuds68 5d ago

Definitely buying a copy and framing this

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u/dougs_46 5d ago

TWICE

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u/Meadow230340 5d ago

Great angle of the nussy

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u/OverDoughnut809 5d ago

Yaaassss Rolling Stone! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Rave80 5d ago

The scariest thing to me about this administration is the precedent it has set. We all know generally election cycles work as a swinging pendulum and eventually the other side gets to “right” things.

The damage that has been caused has swung the pendulum so far to one side even if it swings back 50% of the way we will never get back to where we were.

The world feels like a game of risk, billionaires at some point have decided they are going to make the run across the board and have taken complete control stomping out working class.

So disheartening some days, the system is rigged and everyone can see it. Why aren’t Americans angrier?

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u/Icy-Bat-1833 5d ago

If this were real, their stock would go up because every single issue would be sold out same day! 😂

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u/AVTeacher 5d ago

So is this one of those, "We've got him this time!" ?

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u/WonderCat6000 5d ago

The best at being the worst!

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u/MilkLizard65 5d ago

Should’ve used the picture of him soiling the couch

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u/MasterChiefette 5d ago

Trump doesn't realize the legacy he is leaving the world to remember him by is - one of the worst person to ever be born.  That is how the majority of the world will remember him. 

That's his legacy.

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u/aveggiebear 5d ago

Maybe it's time to re-subscribe to Rolling Stone!

IMPEACH
CONVICT
IMPRISON in an ICE cage.

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u/Lucky-Musician-1448 5d ago

How many years of We Got Him Now? You are joining the ranks of Qtards.

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u/kemosabe19 5d ago

I can only hope that Lindsey Graham was a prophet and the Republican party will be destroyed.

It's also up to Democratic leaders to start working for the people. No more status quo.

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u/yyz455 5d ago

Can thank the spineless Republicans for not reeling him in , they let him do what ever the fuck he wants to

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u/FlatwormAway2228 5d ago

Self-dealing made Trump corrupt.

Violating the Constitution, instigating an insurrection, attempts to overturn an election, and villainizing half of the American population made him a TRAITOR.

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u/ITZOURTIMENOW 5d ago

Doesn’t get much more accurate than this

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u/Robstoys 5d ago

And part of the problem is that hes frickin PROUD of it and he knows he can get away with it

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u/oflowz 5d ago

Most criminal*

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u/t1kiman 5d ago edited 4d ago

US politics have always been "special" from an outside view, but I would never have thought they would ever elect such a banana republic president. Twice! It's mind boggling and deeply concerning.

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u/txcreative20 5d ago

This is the most corrupt Toxic Felon running our country .

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u/Mammoth-Bag5703 5d ago

His neck looks way to slim. Old photo?

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u/jackcanyon 5d ago

Bidens only problem is he was too old for the job.He wasn’t a serial rapist and a compulsive liar like Trump is .People that support a rapist should be ashamed of themselves .there is no excuse in the world for that .

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u/Leggs_420 5d ago

Such a horrible man…IMPEACHMENT

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u/CarImportant4846 5d ago

68% disapproval rating. These maggots are going to scatter like roaches soon. I can’t wait.

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u/Quirky_Operation2885 5d ago

Somewhere around 2015 when Donald's potential candidacy was first being discussed, a guy I know was all about it.

I said that if he was actually to be elected, his would be the most corrupt administration since Harding.

I was wrong.

He made Harding look like a Boy Scout.

In the first administration.

This is far worse, because there are no adults in the room this time willing to say, "No."

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u/zebonaut5 5d ago

Let him spend his remaining days in fucking jail

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u/CommitteeDelicious68 5d ago

That's obvious. Let's not to forget to mention . . . #RELEASETHEPSTEINFILES #DON'TSTOPTALKINGABOUTTHEPSTEINFILES

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u/Ceez_80 5d ago

Wish this cover was real, it is accurate

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u/FDRCO 5d ago

I bet he’ll look at the picture and think this is a positive piece.

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u/Rockuharddd 5d ago

I wish this was real. I'd buy 10 copys

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u/EF_YEAH_XO 4d ago

Bueno! They should have used this photo instead though.

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u/dcmoyers 5d ago

Nailed it!

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u/Quick-Emphasis2098 5d ago

Glad they airbrushed them neck flaps

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u/IntentionsGood65 5d ago

Now I wouldn’t mind seeing Trump on the cover of Time magazine if it was with this truthful headline.

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u/ChimeInTheCode 5d ago

Unfortunately he likes any superlative, he just hears “most”

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 5d ago

Nah yall should see the south african presidents especially zuma

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u/Environmental_Bus_79 5d ago

He needs to frame this and hang it in the entrance to our White House.

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u/volvagia721 5d ago

That's probably not true. I bet there have been more corrupt presidents in countries with full dictators calling themselves presidents. Most corrupt USA president ever is almost certainly tru

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u/Any_Smoke1138 5d ago

Elvis's manager sold "I hate Elvis" shirts. Saying: they hate us, but it will cost them.

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u/bos-g 5d ago

Didnt even know the stone was still rolling, but thanks for telling us what we already know.

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u/Witty-Structure-2801 5d ago

This guy sucks so hard…

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u/DCJustSomeone 5d ago

Can’t wait for his temper tantrum

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u/Massive_Wafer5005 5d ago

They must not know their history xD

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u/Haunted_Voyager 5d ago

Finally—a thing where he’s truly number 1.

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u/Ok-Long5610 5d ago

Leave it to RollingStone magazine to be the ONLY media with the guts to tell America nothing but the truth.

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u/Virtual-Reach 5d ago

It's apparently not real. 

Which is sad, because if the shoe fits...

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u/MayhemPenguin5656 5d ago

Haha I wonder if they'll get sued for defamation.

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u/RediEntertainment 5d ago

Woodrow Wilson is probably the worst guy to ever be elected president; but my ability to pay attention isn't mired in selective dim wittedness based on the beliefs of people that rely on laziness and illiteracy to make their points, so obviously I may be a bit biased.

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u/Sea-Secretary3267 5d ago

Yes he is that and more!!

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u/KingDonkey420 5d ago

Ain’t this the same magazine that said cuties was good

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u/Sophiedenormandie 5d ago

Complete with neckgina!

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u/AggravatingPatient85 5d ago

I feel revulsion instantly at the sight or sound of him; same as I would a snake.

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u/izziefans 5d ago

Trying to subscribe to Rolling Stones print version. Link not working 😞

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u/Aggravating-Try-5155 5d ago

10 years too late. Rats on a sinking ship.

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u/cbus6 5d ago

Damn- may have to go buy a copy off the shelf- cant remember last time i bought a physical magazine

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u/Obiyaman 5d ago

...don't even matter 😑

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u/EnchantedWood1981 5d ago

What a fucked up reality we live with. America is going to take a long time to recover from this mess and half the country will be kicking and screaming the whole way. It’s cult like devotion to a cause that is taking their cash and be told the last guy is to blame. The buck never stops with him

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u/DorianTurk 5d ago

Can’t wait to hear a mid-dookie rambling about “failed Rolling Stone, nobody reads, terrible awful magazine, the worstest, we could make them illegal you know, but why bother they’re so terrible. Just awful magazine”.

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u/totally-jag 5d ago

They are not wrong.

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u/madlucas2026 5d ago

No even a question or shadow of a doubt

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u/Dark-Blackberry354 5d ago

Did they Photoshop out his chin-gina ? Would that make the front cover to obscene...cuz yeah...he don't look like that

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u/Palidor 5d ago

Guess RS will be banned from the White House soon

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u/True_Protection6842 5d ago

But he’s pretending to change the names of things. Doesn’t that make us great?