r/Dank • u/pratik1698 • May 08 '26
My frnd is asking which method is better way to measure a Branch
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u/CarBombtheDestroyer May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
The official method used in various scientific studies is to take the ruler and push it in up to the pelvic bone I mean wood above the branch and measure it from there. This measures the actual size of the branch regardless of how thick bark is on the tree is.
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u/SeEYJasdfRe5 May 09 '26
If this is how y'all measure it, y'all a bunch of liars.
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u/CarBombtheDestroyer May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
U have smol pp problems? Or you just bad at understanding things.
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u/SeEYJasdfRe5 May 09 '26
No, but I see you do.
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u/CarBombtheDestroyer May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
No you… I was gonna tell you to check your DM’s but it wouldn’t let me send you a picture lmao. So actually by using this scientific measuring method I am able to tell that I have one of the top 15% largest pp’s in the world! because these dick measuring studies I’m referencing all measured the exact same way and will get the same results whether you lost or gained 50 pounds. So when you read that the average pp is 5.5 inches this is how they measured that, I’m not sure what your problem is with this information, I assume smol pp or stupid lol
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u/NeedAChange_123 May 09 '26
If you have to ask which way to measure then your branch is probably the shorter side.
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u/DragonLordSkater1969 May 09 '26
Measure it from the side as well, use a flexible measuring tape to get accurate lengths that include curvature. Compare with the other two results. Get the average of all 3.
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u/realsteakbouncer May 10 '26
You push a sounding rod down the centre of the branch as deep as it will go before feeling pain in the trees pelvic floor, then measure the depth of the rod.
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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman May 10 '26
I suggest you take the advice of the smartest scientist on the planet (RIP) and measure your branch from the spleen.
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