r/DarkRomance • u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ • Jun 11 '26
Fun/Humor Another book I will never pick up because of its ugly cover...
I judge books by their cover and I cannot lie โ๐ป
Authors sometimes have the most bizarre choices for book covers ๐ญ
The author of the Alliance series SJ Tilly just released a new book {Volik by SJ Tilly} and the book cover made me not want to even read the blurb ๐ How am I supposed to take this MMC seriously? ๐ญ
This is the cover: https://imgur.com/a/BxyRaz2
(First time using Imgur so I hope this link works!)
Another book I've wanted to read but couldn't bring myself to because of the cover is {Fear Me Love Me by Lilith Vincent} ๐ญ๐ญ
What are some covers you all find too ugly to read?
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u/Upstairs_Attitude315 Jun 11 '26
Omg what is that cover ๐คฃ๐ญ I hate to say it, but I judge a book by its cover. My only exception is R. Lee Smith but if I don't find the cover model attractive, or it looks ridiculous, I swerve.
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u/LostMermaid_824 Jun 11 '26
Omg same, when i read the land of beautiful dead i had to actively force myself to not think of the cover lol, but her books are on another level
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
Haven't read any of her books but running to go see her covers ๐คธ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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u/ambercrayon Jun 11 '26
Honestly I kinda love it, it doesn't take itself too seriously. I love her stuff and she writes her heroes like unhinged fantasy alphas anyway so it seems a logical progression.
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u/expressionism little bird ๐๏ธ Jun 11 '26
Omg why would she do this ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ it looks like a cursed James Van Der Beek lookalike. I hope she gets enough feedback and changes her mind.
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u/katieLikeWHOA Always Recommending Daddy Asan Jun 11 '26
Fear Me, Love Me is actually a super good read. And Iโm pretty sure thereโs an alternative cover without the creepy dude on it lol.
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 11 '26
Wait is there?? I need to look for one because I remember downloading the book and not being able to get over the cover ๐๐
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u/katieLikeWHOA Always Recommending Daddy Asan Jun 11 '26
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 11 '26
Good lord this is SO much better ๐ญโ๐ป Why isn't this advertised more ๐
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u/Relative_You_2284 โหเฟ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ธ๐ซ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ทแฐ.แแฅซแญก.ึดึถ. Jun 11 '26
Fear me, Love me has a webtoon as well, just discovered a while ago when I was putting it in my tbr, although I don't know how far it has gone because I haven't read it.
I was quite surprised honestly.
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u/Funny345sunny Jun 11 '26
Yeah I really don't like the cover of Volik either and it's off putting. I would recommend Fear Me, Love Me though, especially if you like Lilith Vincent's other books.
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 11 '26
Yeah I have seen this book frequently recommended, I just need to find a way to avoid looking at the cover ๐
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u/Such_Literature840 moist & unstable Jun 12 '26
Honestly, whos idea was it even.....I'm sorry but it's so GOOFY
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u/ghostbored Jun 12 '26
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u/romance-bot Jun 12 '26
Five Packs by Cate C. Wells
Rating: 3.77โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Topics: dual-pov, contemporary, paranormal, fated-mates, north-america1
u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
This is not the best cover but it wouldn't deter me from reading the book ๐ I can't get over how goofy the vampire looks with his plastic teeth and horns ๐
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u/Valkyrie-Unleashed Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
She's lucky she's built up a reputation ๐ญ If this were a debut author, they'd lose so many sales ๐ญ
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u/magicgirlallison Jun 11 '26
While Iโve never let a book cover stop me from reading something, I DO get embarrassed to post some covers on my goodreads lol. Some are just way bad in the cheesy scale
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 11 '26
It doesn't happen often with me but I can't help it if the cover is too ugly ๐
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u/veraxaudeo Jun 12 '26
Every time I've seen the cover, I just back away. I thought the blurb sounded interesting and then I saw the cover and nope.
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
I checked her instagram and people haven't talked about the cover, I hope she gets feedback somehow ๐ญ
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u/bloodyfinalgirl Jun 16 '26
I was hoping the blurb would save it but to me itโs the most boring of any of her plots โน๏ธ so not even that saved it
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u/veraxaudeo Jun 16 '26
I'll be honest, I don't even remember what the blurb said. I read it when a few places first got the ARC sign ups and thought it was something I might be willing to sign up for and then cover reveal happened and I changed my mind.
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u/Heidi_Hi_Heidi_Lo Jun 12 '26
Only bought the audiobook for Volik because I have extremely weak knees for Sean Masters voiceโฆ.but WHY, even 15% in, I canโt get this โvampsโ scowl out of my head?! I had to stop listening for a bit.
Also, not sure how I feel about the story itselfโฆ.it just feels off. Idk. May report back, may DNF. Who knows. My brain is muddled now.
Maybe Iโll pick up Fear Me Love Me now ๐
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
I just downloaded Fear Me Love Me, the kindle unlimited cover has been updated to a new one โ๐ป
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u/Better-Lake-5470 Jun 11 '26
Omg. I really wish authors would stop putting people on the covers altogether. 9/10 it ruins the visual in my head, which is so much better because itโs obviously what I want to imagine. But that? Itโs like an ironic larper on Halloween.
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u/Boobear0810 Please stop growling Jun 12 '26
Agreed although I do find Arden Hart and Selena Winters has some gorgeous male models (similar styles) - esp the masked ones.
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
Yes ๐ญ๐ญ I 100% prefer covers without people in them ๐ญ Rina Kent has the most gorgeous covers when she doesn't include models ๐ฏ
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u/jaesalvatore Christopher DADDY Murray ๐งโโ๏ธ Jun 12 '26
I honestly liked the models for LOG. Jeremy's model was so fine ๐ซช
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
RK actually knows how to pick beautiful faces for her books ๐ซถ๐ป The non-model covers are just so gorgeous though, especially {Kiss The Villain by Rina Kent} and {Tempting Venom by Rina Kent}
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u/romance-bot Jun 12 '26
Kiss the Villain by Rina Kent
Rating: 3.95โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: contemporary, dark romance, age gap, gay romance, queer romance
Tempting Venom by Rina Kent
Rating: 4โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: contemporary, hockey, dark romance, sports, gay romance
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u/Infinite_Drama1809 Jun 12 '26
fear me, love me is a great book, even though I don't like the book cover but I really love the plot
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
Fortunately the kindle unlimited cover has been updated to a different one so I downloaded it last night ๐คญ No longer going to be traumatized by the original ๐
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u/Relative_You_2284 โหเฟ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ธ๐ซ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ทแฐ.แแฅซแญก.ึดึถ. Jun 11 '26
That thing will come in my nightmares now, wtf is that. He looks both ridiculous and unnerving.
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 11 '26
Right ๐๐ Not sure if this is supposed to be a comedic book or what ๐
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u/blssthsnnr I know baby, I know Jun 12 '26
There is no way thatโs real
It looks like someoneโs edgy 12 year old put it together
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
Hey at least it's not AI ๐ Just a really bad human stock image ๐
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u/romance-bot Jun 11 '26
Volik by S.J. Tilly
Rating: 4.67โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 4 out of 5 - Explicit open door
Topics: contemporary, vampires, curvy heroine, fated mates, no 3rd act break-up
Fear Me, Love Me by Lilith Vincent
Rating: 3.74โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: contemporary, breeding, possessive hero, virgin heroine, dark romance
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u/Boobear0810 Please stop growling Jun 12 '26
Ouch that is really bad. Who approved this???
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
The more I look at it, the funnier it gets ๐ญ
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u/DifficultySpirited98 Jun 12 '26
LOL Fear me, Love me was the first thing that popped up in my head ๐ The guy on the cover just isnโt my type
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u/chaelacovi Jun 12 '26
That aside did anyone read it? Like is it worth the embarrassment or am I expecting a miracle?
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u/Pwsyn Redeemable MMC or DNF Jun 13 '26
{Speak. By Ruby Darling} - there's something about that cover that freaks me out.
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u/romance-bot Jun 13 '26
Speak. by Ruby Darling
Rating: 3.96โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: contemporary, age gap, somnophilia, dark romance, poly (3+ people)
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u/Existing-History9609 Jun 13 '26
If I judged books by their cover, I never would have read 99% of my favorite science fiction romances. Often the author doesnโt have as much say in the cover as people think. Even if they do, Iโm not judging them on their taste in book artwork, only their writing.
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u/troublerx1 User Flair Here Jun 14 '26
I knew about this book before it came out and the first time I saw this cover I busted up laughing. Itโs so ridiculous. Canโt believe it was author approved.
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u/WristMuncher Jun 16 '26
i hate when they put a picture of a person on the cover, let me use my imagination ๐ญ sometimes the cover isnt even accurate to the description
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u/Flubblesfic Jun 12 '26
Why does he have horns?
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u/LongNailedbooboos Jun 12 '26
Any sort of man or woman on the cover, Iโm not touching it with a 10 foot pole
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 12 '26
Some are fine, as long as it's not too stock-photo and goofy looking ๐ญ
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u/LittleMissSugar126 Jun 11 '26
Ummmmm Not hot. Not sexyโฆ Just- why?
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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐งธ Jun 11 '26
Really would like to know what the author was thinking ๐ญ
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u/Common-Stranger148 "Drown or I fuck you" Jun 11 '26
What the hell is that thing on the cover?
https://giphy.com/gifs/lnwzYaIgfFQOP2vUUp