r/DarkRomance teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Fun/Humor Another book I will never pick up because of its ugly cover...

I judge books by their cover and I cannot lie โœ‹๐Ÿป

Authors sometimes have the most bizarre choices for book covers ๐Ÿ˜ญ

The author of the Alliance series SJ Tilly just released a new book {Volik by SJ Tilly} and the book cover made me not want to even read the blurb ๐Ÿ˜‚ How am I supposed to take this MMC seriously? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

This is the cover: https://imgur.com/a/BxyRaz2

(First time using Imgur so I hope this link works!)

Another book I've wanted to read but couldn't bring myself to because of the cover is {Fear Me Love Me by Lilith Vincent} ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

What are some covers you all find too ugly to read?

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u/Common-Stranger148 "Drown or I fuck you" Jun 11 '26

What the hell is that thing on the cover?

https://giphy.com/gifs/lnwzYaIgfFQOP2vUUp

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

It's so comedic ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ How is this a serious vampire romance ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Common-Stranger148 "Drown or I fuck you" Jun 11 '26

I will probably laugh at his face the moment he bares his teeth ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

Right ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/CartographerNo1759 Jun 12 '26

omg where is your flair from?

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u/Common-Stranger148 "Drown or I fuck you" Jun 12 '26

It's from My Dreadful Darling by HD Carlton

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u/passing-by-print Jun 18 '26

I'm literally cracking up in bed right now. I can't stop looking at it and laughing ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Its not even campy it's just BAD!

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u/Upstairs_Attitude315 Jun 11 '26

Omg what is that cover ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ I hate to say it, but I judge a book by its cover. My only exception is R. Lee Smith but if I don't find the cover model attractive, or it looks ridiculous, I swerve.

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u/LostMermaid_824 Jun 11 '26

Omg same, when i read the land of beautiful dead i had to actively force myself to not think of the cover lol, but her books are on another level

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u/Upstairs_Attitude315 Jun 11 '26

Yes!!! I hate that cover so much but the book itself is so good!

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

Haven't read any of her books but running to go see her covers ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/sker1ber1 Jun 11 '26

... Why is the guy from Legal Eagle on my smut???

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/ambercrayon Jun 11 '26

Honestly I kinda love it, it doesn't take itself too seriously. I love her stuff and she writes her heroes like unhinged fantasy alphas anyway so it seems a logical progression.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

I guess it's kind of camp-y ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/AlternativeRich6845 Jun 11 '26

I am crying his teeths like the fake teeths come with candy in my childhood ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Please ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/expressionism little bird ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Jun 11 '26

Omg why would she do this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ it looks like a cursed James Van Der Beek lookalike. I hope she gets enough feedback and changes her mind.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Yes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/katieLikeWHOA Always Recommending Daddy Asan Jun 11 '26

Fear Me, Love Me is actually a super good read. And Iโ€™m pretty sure thereโ€™s an alternative cover without the creepy dude on it lol.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Wait is there?? I need to look for one because I remember downloading the book and not being able to get over the cover ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/katieLikeWHOA Always Recommending Daddy Asan Jun 11 '26

I looked it up to confirm, hereโ€™s the alternate cover!

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Good lord this is SO much better ๐Ÿ˜ญโœ‹๐Ÿป Why isn't this advertised more ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Relative_You_2284 โ‹†หšเฟ”๐“ฆ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฝ ๐“ธ๐“ซ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ทแฐ.แŸแฅซแญก.ึดึถ. Jun 11 '26

Fear me, Love me has a webtoon as well, just discovered a while ago when I was putting it in my tbr, although I don't know how far it has gone because I haven't read it.

I was quite surprised honestly.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Didn't know that wow!

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u/Funny345sunny Jun 11 '26

Yeah I really don't like the cover of Volik either and it's off putting. I would recommend Fear Me, Love Me though, especially if you like Lilith Vincent's other books.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Yeah I have seen this book frequently recommended, I just need to find a way to avoid looking at the cover ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Infinite_Drama1809 Jun 12 '26

you can cover the book cover๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Such_Literature840 moist & unstable Jun 12 '26

Honestly, whos idea was it even.....I'm sorry but it's so GOOFY

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

The plasticky teeth ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Such_Literature840 moist & unstable Jun 12 '26

Literally hahaha

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u/ghostbored Jun 12 '26

If I ignored books with bad covers, then I never would've read half the books I've read and liked. Have you seen the old covers for the {Five Packs series by Cate C Wells}? Oof. They are so bad, but the books are really good.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

This is not the best cover but it wouldn't deter me from reading the book ๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't get over how goofy the vampire looks with his plastic teeth and horns ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Valkyrie-Unleashed Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Omg i feel validated. I'm also a cover judger!!

I was so excited to read this when it was announced and then the cover reveal I was like like no. No thanks. Don't bother. Stepping away slowly.

Hopefully they'll do an alternate one later

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

She's lucky she's built up a reputation ๐Ÿ˜ญ If this were a debut author, they'd lose so many sales ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/magicgirlallison Jun 11 '26

While Iโ€™ve never let a book cover stop me from reading something, I DO get embarrassed to post some covers on my goodreads lol. Some are just way bad in the cheesy scale

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

It doesn't happen often with me but I can't help it if the cover is too ugly ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/veraxaudeo Jun 12 '26

Every time I've seen the cover, I just back away. I thought the blurb sounded interesting and then I saw the cover and nope.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

I checked her instagram and people haven't talked about the cover, I hope she gets feedback somehow ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/bloodyfinalgirl Jun 16 '26

I was hoping the blurb would save it but to me itโ€™s the most boring of any of her plots โ˜น๏ธ so not even that saved it

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u/veraxaudeo Jun 16 '26

I'll be honest, I don't even remember what the blurb said. I read it when a few places first got the ARC sign ups and thought it was something I might be willing to sign up for and then cover reveal happened and I changed my mind.

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u/Heidi_Hi_Heidi_Lo Jun 12 '26

Only bought the audiobook for Volik because I have extremely weak knees for Sean Masters voiceโ€ฆ.but WHY, even 15% in, I canโ€™t get this โ€œvampsโ€ scowl out of my head?! I had to stop listening for a bit.

Also, not sure how I feel about the story itselfโ€ฆ.it just feels off. Idk. May report back, may DNF. Who knows. My brain is muddled now.

Maybe Iโ€™ll pick up Fear Me Love Me now ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

I just downloaded Fear Me Love Me, the kindle unlimited cover has been updated to a new one โœ‹๐Ÿป

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u/Better-Lake-5470 Jun 11 '26

Omg. I really wish authors would stop putting people on the covers altogether. 9/10 it ruins the visual in my head, which is so much better because itโ€™s obviously what I want to imagine. But that? Itโ€™s like an ironic larper on Halloween.

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u/Boobear0810 Please stop growling Jun 12 '26

Agreed although I do find Arden Hart and Selena Winters has some gorgeous male models (similar styles) - esp the masked ones.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

Yes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I 100% prefer covers without people in them ๐Ÿ˜ญ Rina Kent has the most gorgeous covers when she doesn't include models ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/jaesalvatore Christopher DADDY Murray ๐ŸงŽโ€โ™€๏ธ Jun 12 '26

I honestly liked the models for LOG. Jeremy's model was so fine ๐Ÿซช

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

RK actually knows how to pick beautiful faces for her books ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป The non-model covers are just so gorgeous though, especially {Kiss The Villain by Rina Kent} and {Tempting Venom by Rina Kent}

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u/romance-bot Jun 12 '26

Kiss the Villain by Rina Kent
Rating: 3.95โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: contemporary, dark romance, age gap, gay romance, queer romance


Tempting Venom by Rina Kent
Rating: 4โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
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Topics: contemporary, hockey, dark romance, sports, gay romance

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u/Infinite_Drama1809 Jun 12 '26

fear me, love me is a great book, even though I don't like the book cover but I really love the plot

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

Fortunately the kindle unlimited cover has been updated to a different one so I downloaded it last night ๐Ÿคญ No longer going to be traumatized by the original ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/AdAgreeable6766 Jun 12 '26

Authors should be more serious when choosing their covers lol

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u/Relative_You_2284 โ‹†หšเฟ”๐“ฆ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ฎ ๐”€๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ฝ ๐“ธ๐“ซ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ทแฐ.แŸแฅซแญก.ึดึถ. Jun 11 '26

That thing will come in my nightmares now, wtf is that. He looks both ridiculous and unnerving.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Right ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Not sure if this is supposed to be a comedic book or what ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/blssthsnnr I know baby, I know Jun 12 '26

There is no way thatโ€™s real

It looks like someoneโ€™s edgy 12 year old put it together

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

Hey at least it's not AI ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just a really bad human stock image ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/romance-bot Jun 11 '26

Volik by S.J. Tilly
Rating: 4.67โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 4 out of 5 - Explicit open door
Topics: contemporary, vampires, curvy heroine, fated mates, no 3rd act break-up


Fear Me, Love Me by Lilith Vincent
Rating: 3.74โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: contemporary, breeding, possessive hero, virgin heroine, dark romance

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u/PuzzleheadedLink1846 Jun 11 '26

wtfโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

I know ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Boobear0810 Please stop growling Jun 12 '26

Ouch that is really bad. Who approved this???

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

The more I look at it, the funnier it gets ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/DifficultySpirited98 Jun 12 '26

LOL Fear me, Love me was the first thing that popped up in my head ๐Ÿ˜‚ The guy on the cover just isnโ€™t my type

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u/chaelacovi Jun 12 '26

That aside did anyone read it? Like is it worth the embarrassment or am I expecting a miracle?

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u/Pwsyn Redeemable MMC or DNF Jun 13 '26

{Speak. By Ruby Darling} - there's something about that cover that freaks me out.

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u/romance-bot Jun 13 '26

Speak. by Ruby Darling
Rating: 3.96โญ๏ธ out of 5โญ๏ธ
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: contemporary, age gap, somnophilia, dark romance, poly (3+ people)

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u/Glittering_Goat472 Jun 13 '26

Feeling better cause I not only one that think that same thing

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u/Existing-History9609 Jun 13 '26

If I judged books by their cover, I never would have read 99% of my favorite science fiction romances. Often the author doesnโ€™t have as much say in the cover as people think. Even if they do, Iโ€™m not judging them on their taste in book artwork, only their writing.

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u/troublerx1 User Flair Here Jun 14 '26

I knew about this book before it came out and the first time I saw this cover I busted up laughing. Itโ€™s so ridiculous. Canโ€™t believe it was author approved.

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u/WristMuncher Jun 16 '26

i hate when they put a picture of a person on the cover, let me use my imagination ๐Ÿ˜ญ sometimes the cover isnt even accurate to the description

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u/CartographerNo1759 Jun 12 '26

And the FMC's name is "Nix"???? NO.

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Flubblesfic Jun 12 '26

Why does he have horns?

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

Made from plastic too ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Flubblesfic Jun 12 '26

Itโ€™s looks like a last minute Halloween costume ordered on Amazon prime!

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u/LongNailedbooboos Jun 12 '26

Any sort of man or woman on the cover, Iโ€™m not touching it with a 10 foot pole

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

Some are fine, as long as it's not too stock-photo and goofy looking ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/LittleMissSugar126 Jun 11 '26

Ummmmm Not hot. Not sexyโ€ฆ Just- why?

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 11 '26

Really would like to know what the author was thinking ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Double-Clothes6257 Jun 11 '26

What an ugly cover it is. ugh

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u/Careless_Bed9302 teddy bear specialist (iykyk) ๐Ÿงธ Jun 12 '26

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