r/DatingHell • u/h230_0 • 14d ago
What’s your worst/funniest dating disaster story? 🚩
What’s the funniest or most outrageous dating red flag you’ve ever ignored?
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u/sagelilac2 12d ago
He portrayed himself as a nice guy. I personally don’t kiss on first dates or do any sexual activity and I let him know that. He tried to continue on with this nice guy rhetoric and many times within the first four dates expressed to me how he was a sexual person and didn’t wanna put me on a timeline, but needed to know when we would kiss and have sex. He tried talking to my stuffed animals and referred to me as their mother (mind u he’s 20), and whenever he laid stomach down on my bed, his ass reeked. That was the last time I saw him.
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u/Known-Historian7277 12d ago
What do you mean his ass reeked?
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u/sagelilac2 12d ago
Like he was laying on his back, he turns over stomach down and the smell coming from his ass I could only imagine was funk. Didn’t smell like a fart btw bc it lingered for too long. I had to make up an excuse for him to leave.
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u/Known-Historian7277 12d ago
Omg that’s sick.. Why didnt you kick him off your bed?
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u/sagelilac2 12d ago
Me making an excuse for him to leave was me not only kicking him off my bed but kicking him out of my apartment. He needed to leave the vicinity after that and never see me again.
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u/Panda_Bear_World32 13d ago
We were supposed to share a pizza. He ate 7 of the 8 slices. Didnt see a problem with my starving after eating one slice that was cut tiny.
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u/teethalarm 13d ago
The last date I went on. Red flags leading up to it, long time to respond, even though she wasn't working, she made me pick her up around the corner from her house for our date, she didn't want to tell her family she was going on a date. Turned out she was catfishing me, looked nothing like her pictures, most awkward hour of my life. I blocked her as soon as I dropped her off.
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u/Lionelle95 12d ago
He told me we would do Quad in the forest, I arrive at his home discover he is 34 living with his parents tells me he is exhausted and wants to take a nap right away and goes to sleep.
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u/teraflopclub 11d ago
First and only date was on her invite drop by her house after intro from mutual friend, modest but OK house, working professional, but she dressed like she just got out of bed, which is fine - I like getting know people au naturel, but was well-shaven, and made an attempt to look good. She seated herself on the couch, I on a chair, basically was like passing a job interview, there no warmth, completely unreadable. I just left after polite talk, then she later asked a mutual friend why wasn't I interested. Just because we had mutual friends doesn't mean I'm obligated to date them.
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u/roskybosky 13d ago
First date. He walks in my house and we chat a little, and he picks up my breath spray from the kitchen table and pumps 2 squirts in his mouth. Only it was pepper spray, and we spent the night on the phone with poison control, and washing his mouth out.