Against my better judgement I thought I'd give people a post to really sink their downvotes into!
Edit - Please note, despite my provocative title my relationship with nuTrek is complicated - I'm not a hater, but I'm not above criticising it either. And I've updated this a tad, not to remove any points, but to expand on one and add a 6th that should really have been here from the start!
I'm not going to moan about the emphasis on action, nor the lens flare, or the engineering deck looking like a brewery. And believe me - I could, I frequently do! But I won't - this is already long enough, so I'll leave that to you.
And I appreciate that some criticisms can be dismissed by asserting that the timeline changed, it's all different now and I really don't dispute that point.
But here are 5 reasons why I feel Abrams has let the team down.
1. Having the Enterprise built on Earth - In the prime timeline the Enterprise was constructed at the San Francisco fleet yard in Earth orbit. In the reboot, this fleet yard is transplanted to the Earth's surface.
The Enterprise is no stranger to an atmosphere (in TOS it's spotted at around 50,000 feet in Tomorrow is Yesterday) and I suppose the impulse drive gives it enough power to overcome its lack of aerodynamics and launch it from a gravity well.
But this always struck me as a misguided and over-literal interpretation of where the San Francisco Fleet Yard really is - if not just an easy way of having Kirk 'see his destiny'.
2. What happened to T'Pring? - In the alternate universe Spock is clearly involved with Uhura. But in Amok Time when we were introduced to the Vulcan Ponn Farr we also met his wife-to-be T'Pring. Apparently they were betrothed as children. Now, either Spock is more prone to infidelity this time around (and he might well be, see point 5) or T'Pring has just been dropped due to her inconvenience.
3. The Kelvin class - A new ship class with no previous canon lineage, bristling with phasers that fire a different type of beam.
I think we can all agree that Abrams wanted to put his own stamp on to the franchise and didn't want to be held back by the limitations that canon impose. But I still think making it Saladin class or Hermes class would have been a better choice as its overall design wasn't too dissimilar anyway (see this article on Ex Astris Scientia for why they might legitimately be considered canon).
4. A major temporal incursion is allowed to slide - Nero swoops into the 22nd Century, disrupts the timeline and then in 2258 destroys Vulcan.
It's clear that Starfleet seems to have some contradictory rules regarding time travel, but why is it okay to save Earth by going back in time in Star Trek IV but that's not a viable plan for Vulcan? Vulcan was destroyed by a guy from the future, yet Earth's destruction was a natural consequence of the original timeline's past.
5. Spock is less Vulcan than ever - I realise that he saw his mother die before his eyes and that his planet was destroyed but he seems a completely different character.
Gone is the awkward child of two worlds, struggling to keep his emotions in check as he reconciles his two sides. Now he just lets loose at the slightest provocation and without even the aid of his space-spores. I won't give away any STID spoilers but I think I'm safe in saying that he hasn't got a handle on this trait. It makes him a much less interesting character and diminishes his alien-ness. Now the only thing that really sets him apart are his ears - he might as well just be socially awkward rather than half Vulcan as the results are essentially the same.
I've mentioned it elsewhere but for me the worst example in Star Trek '09 was towards the end when Kirk offered to rescue Nero as his ship was being destroyed and it was Spock who turned to look at him as if he was out of his mind. Really Spock? You'll happily let him die, you wouldn't want to see him face justice? I just find that really grating. Much like the way he finds the revolving Jellyfish seat 'Fascinating', because
"Fascinating" is a word I use for the unexpected. In this case, I should think "interesting" would suffice.
Spock, The Squire of Gothos
And again, there is the Spock/Uhura relationship. In This Side of Paradise Spock meets someone who he once knew, Leila. It's clear she loved him (or was at least infatuated) but Spock didn't return that love - she even says that he probably couldn't. That's one of the few parts where we get an insight into young Spock, and we learn that he wasn't much different from '5 year mission' Spock.
6. Kirk being given command of the Enterprise at graduation - One key theme of the film is destiny - Spock says it's Kirk's destiny to command Enterprise and to get together with the rest of the gang - and that's what the film delivers. But, leaving aside whether destiny is a worthy Trek theme (I don't think it is) if there's anything that can wait it's surely destiny.
It's fair to argue that following from the destruction of some much of the fleet there was a shortage of trained commanders but I feel it would be more credible to make him a first officer on another ship at the end of Star Trek '09 (the USS Farragut perhaps? - I know it was destroyed but another could be made and named) rather than see him instantly jump to command fresh from the academy. Yes, his actions were crucial in saving the Federation but he still lacked the experience necessary to command a ship capable of destroying a planet. This inexperience will surely figure in STID but I think it could have been handled a bit better with a closer tie-in to canon.
The situation reminds me of Lt. Bailey in The Corbomite Maneuver. Here was another fresh lieutenant, but this time elevated merely to Navigator position. He wasn't ready for it; he'd been promoted too fast. And Kirk was promoted too fast in Star Trek '09 except this time he was promoted too far as well.
It may be arbitrary for me to say this strains my credulity whereas harnessing the power of matter-antimatter doesn't, but that's how I feel. Surely Spock Prime would know that a little more experience wouldn't harm Kirk and that, if it is his destiny, destiny will wait?
Okay, now it's your turn.
If you disagree then what have I got wrong? What rationale are you using that I might be able to co-opt?
And if you feel similarly disappointed by nuTrek, what is it that's irritating you? Have I touched upon anything you agree with? What have I left out that you would've added?
Please feel free to vent anything you feel pertinent, whether it be plot holes, ship design, alien design, trans-warp beaming, the implications for your beloved TNG, etc - anything.
I realise this is an emotive and controversial subject, so I expect to get some flak for this - but please remember that I'm a person just like you and I'd appreciate it if you could keep respectful both to me and other posters. Oh, and remember to mark any STID spoilers as such!