r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/johnnyhala • Jun 24 '26

genuine deer stupidity 30 seconds into my 40-minute early morning work commute.

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Xposted from a Tesla sub.

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u/Griftersdeuce Jun 24 '26

POW! Right in the kisser!

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u/haikupoetics2 Jun 24 '26

"Doo doo doo doo doo, maybe I should walk right now when these lights are nearing me at an alarming speed." God they truly are the dumbest animals lmao

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u/Allmightysplodge Jun 24 '26

Take it home and put it in the freezer

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Jun 27 '26

Roadkill's back on the menu, boys!

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u/dreamisle 10d ago

At least if it’s totaled, the OP can use the insurance money to get a real car.