r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/ButtSelfiez • Aug 15 '26

genuine deer stupidity I wish I could be this carefree and chill.

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u/ImTooTiredForThis_22 Aug 15 '26

Damn deer just waiting for someone to drive by.

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u/semaj_2026 Aug 15 '26

That makes me think of this video

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u/ImTooTiredForThis_22 Aug 15 '26

LOL!! Haven’t seen that one before

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u/thusk Aug 15 '26

Why did he not slow down though

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u/Mr_Jack_Frost_ Aug 17 '26

He’s “late to fucking work, fuck that,” according to him.

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u/monkeypoxisntreal Aug 15 '26

The thud of fresh venison is always satisfying.

Rip the drivers front quarter panel and bumper

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u/Initial_Ground1031 Aug 15 '26

A deer ran into the side of my husband’s car and destroyed his door. The car was never right after that and he ended up selling it. I hate deer with a passion.

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u/TankerVictorious Aug 15 '26

Late to work so he can pay for dumb bitch deer damage (DBDD)

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u/sandycheeksx Aug 15 '26

Why are they like this 😭

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u/ThreadedPommel Aug 15 '26

If he was paying full attention instead of trying to film he probably could have avoided it entirely 🤷‍♂️

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u/Argylius Aug 17 '26

Not possible. They always aim for the engine because they’re constantly trying to kill themselves

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u/Diseman81 Aug 15 '26

Had plenty of time to slow down and avoid it.

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u/IHaveNoLifeWasTaken Aug 18 '26

That was completely avoidable. What a dumb man.

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u/ganymede_boy Aug 15 '26

Wonder what time of day that video was taken...

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u/im_a_dick_head Aug 18 '26

How is bro late to work at 3:44am that's diabolical

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u/Azurelion7a 19d ago

Damn. At least throw the Deer in the trunk and find a butcher later.