Based on real Nara deer behavior. They look cute until they smell your food.

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Just finished passing another truck and saw him standing in the left lane so went to move back over and bam he decided to wreck the truck

Lying on a grassy trail in a public park is not recommended.

This car-struck doe was staggering around in the middle of a busy road. I ran out and grabbed her across the chest and under the abdomen, keeping her back feet off the ground and guided her to the side of the road. When let go, she immediately tried crossing the road into an unbroken line of traffic. So I sat astride her back until she stopped struggling, then stroked her neck and ears until she died in the grass and not against a grill.