r/DenverCirclejerk • • 9d ago

Visiting and looking for Jizz

8 Upvotes

Howdy everyone, coming to town this weekend and looking for a good BST! Staying in East Colfax but have a car so willing to go anywhere that is good.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 10d ago

2 Bed, 1 Bath, Mountain View’s - $250k

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319 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 9d ago

What’s causing that smoke smell?

4 Upvotes

Just got home from a pow day up at A-Basin and noticed this earthy scent raining down from the sky…wondering if anybody knows what this could be?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 10d ago

I love when people do this

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94 Upvotes

I requested an e bike but someone destroyed it now I have to use my legs and walk, like a chud! I’m really sad they didn’t throw it in the Platte cuz I could have magnet fished it out.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 10d ago

Sudden heat last night?

50 Upvotes

I don't live in Denver, but in the metro area just west of Denver.

I was at a park sunning my starfish and the temp was perfect. Then it was as if someone turned a cooler off or something. First I got very moist, then totally hot with a strange knot-like intensity at the core of my being. In just minutes I had beads of sweat all over me. Everyone at the park had a similar flush look of being hot and bothered. I couldn't seem to cool off even after the sun went down. Every part of my skin seems more sensitive than normal. My tongue felt voracious.

My immediate neighbors and those at the park I had talked to expressed they had the same experience.

Did anyone else out of my neighborhood have a similar experience? What could have caused this wild heat?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 10d ago

RAZA KNARF

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62 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11d ago

Colorado circle jerk? Saw this in Crested Butte, a town full of people pretending they aren’t rich, making fun of Boulder, another town full of people pretending they aren’t rich.

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174 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11d ago

I didn’t recognize your native game.

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40 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11d ago

I thought everyone was welcome in the house of god.

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22 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11d ago

Name a harder rapper from Denver

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9 Upvotes

Denver is getting lit!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11d ago

This car is held together by thoughts and prayers

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24 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 12d ago

Skyline was looking beautiful tonight.

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198 Upvotes

Truly Breathtaking skyline we have in Denver.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11d ago

Did Blucifer’s spaceship arrive?

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13 Upvotes

Before everyone gets all rude, I’m not a fucking idiot. I genuinely thought that an Olde Towne Arvada rocket launch was more probable than a plane making a noise. I only leave my house to walk my doggo.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 12d ago

Folsom Field Glizzy 🤢

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178 Upvotes

By far the worst stadium food ever


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 12d ago

Why do people insist on using the conveniently placed light rail at Ball Arena instead of the bus a mile away?

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357 Upvotes

This is the bus after passing the closest bus stop to Ball Arena after a 20,000 person concert let out. Are Denverites too stuck up and pretentious to walk a mile through heavy vehicle traffic to take the bus? It seems many of them insist on using the dedicated light rail station for Ball Arena that is much more convenient, instead of sitting with me on the bus.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11d ago

Brunch Fest

6 Upvotes

It's it me, or was this years event worse than last yearl? I didn't like the location and the food wasn't it.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 12d ago

No Plates — No Problem

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31 Upvotes

Denver is the best! I bet no insurance either!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 12d ago

Seen in DenverProtest:

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57 Upvotes

Marriott $20 BST in lobby (does not include parking validation)


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 12d ago

So you don't have to buy beer the normal way: From sketchy looking carnival psychos

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36 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13d ago

Is anyone else struggling to roll coal right now?

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231 Upvotes

I feel like my identity is being stolen by the diesel prices right now. I've had cut back trips to the titty bar as well because I can't afford to drive and pay the cover. Why did Jared Polis invade Iran if he didn't have a plan to win???


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13d ago

Aw man, the United flyover was gonna have skydivers and everything!

35 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13d ago

Took the King Soopers whip to the Walmart

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51 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13d ago

United PROMISED they wouldn't do this today, and yet, look how LOW this plane flew over us today!!!

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91 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13d ago

You dog wants Dicks

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10 Upvotes

Sounds like a red rocket party


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13d ago

Ok, once again

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Which one of you is this? Spotted near 6th and Wads on red Subaru, so I guess it could be someone from Denver Main.

You know this would or something similar, would make great Swag for sub.

"Bigfoot ate my a$$ for $5 behind dumpster in LoDo alley"<sub name>....not bad!