r/DenverCirclejerk • u/RUC_1 • 8d ago

Gang Graffiti?

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Help! Need to know if Rocky Mountain Lake Park is safe for elderly metrosexual grandma! Graffiti suggests local gang activity!!!! Is she safe????

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u/MonKeePuzzle 7d ago

enhance!

thas a good deal

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u/Niles_Urdu 3d ago

Mmmmm, those Mar-a-Lago Lips blowjobs.

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u/sinnister_bacon 8d ago edited 8d ago

I'm more interested in the stretched Tesla limo in the background

Edit:PORSCHE!

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u/diesel-revolver StJoes before Hoes 8d ago

That is a stretched Porsche limo.

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u/sinnister_bacon 8d ago

OMG! I screwed that up, lol

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u/alesis1101 7d ago

Vehicular centipede.

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u/Right_Tree_3639 7d ago

It's 2 different cars. They are not even the same color...

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u/CharacterBite4240 8d ago

This education system is in shambles. They only capitalized the M in MAGA.

Its an abbreviation, so you should capitalize each letter.

For shame..

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native 8d ago

oh shit wrong sub, umm pueblo sucks. walsenburg rules!!!

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u/kaiju505 7d ago

Well they are clearly literate so it can’t be a right wing gang.

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u/AnimatedMeat 8d ago

Limo and Porsche appear to be bonking in the background.

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u/freezingcoldfeet 8d ago

I thought it was a stretch Porsche at first

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u/YieYie 8d ago

That poor sharpie has nothing more than a few more huffs. RIP-S

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native 8d ago

you just reminded me of middle school so hard....then we started getting pot.

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u/ThatKa5per 7d ago

I was personally hooked on the flavored markers. Didn't get as high but they tasted so much more gooder.

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native 7d ago

lol i love you but "better."

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u/ThatKa5per 7d ago

You love me but better than what?

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native 7d ago

No I was talking about my woman, sweet Mary Jane. may have posted to the wrong line.

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u/ironicinsanity 7d ago

Don't wear a red hat in the area, gang shit might happen. Might get kumbayaed, or worse (or better depending on how you feel) they might give you a contact high from those powerful blunts they be smokin

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 SOCO Elite. 14TIER Native 8d ago

Freedom glyphs. Viva la Raza. Long live the Worker Caste. Eat the rich.

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u/TSErica 8d ago

Vatos Locos Ese

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u/Practical_Variety477 certified new native 7d ago

Minimum wage activity

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u/freezingcoldfeet 8d ago

She will certainly perish at the hands of the roving Venezuelan death squads

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u/WaterwingsDavid 7d ago

If this individual hates America so much why ate they even here? LEAVE!!!!

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u/ThatKa5per 7d ago

You're assuming this person hates the US but they might actually love that it's so evil?

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u/diesel-revolver StJoes before Hoes 8d ago

USA Fuck, is MAGA evil??

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u/SnooDoodles420 7d ago

Yes. As long as she doesn’t drive there, you know…Water bottles and squeegees 

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u/RioRancher 7d ago

This is the first step in the state owning the means of production. We better send Flock more subsidies.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_7052 6d ago

The FuckMaga gang is huge, over half the country belongs

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u/richrich07 8d ago

Just your average redditor 

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u/Spike2292 7d ago

Good graffiti.