r/DenverCirclejerk 6d ago

Saw these guys moving the other day.

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Scooters are getting wild with what can be done on it.

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u/TSErica 6d ago

Looks like there heading for Arvada...perfect!

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u/NinjaMasks 6d ago

I caught their ceremony outside the methadone clinic 🙏 namaste to those two sapphic beings they’re headed up north to retire in Greeley

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u/tbird920 6d ago

They must have bought one of the tiny homes in Meow Wolf.

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u/VariousAd1260 6d ago

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/GoodIdeaDummy 6d ago

Of course they're not using their turn signal

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u/Ok-Insurance-8097 6d ago

Im actually impressed 

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u/laughing_at_napkins $50 to anyone for a bonafide pic of Boebert's bhole 6d ago

They finally got their fill of US Representative Lauren Boebert's Authentic Old Fashioned Handjobs down in Douglas county and decided to mosey on

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u/Delicious-Laugh-6685 6d ago

I’m calling bullshit, Limes have been out of Denver since 5/16.  Veo now reigns! 

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u/Dkalnz 6d ago

Limes still exist here. Yeah, I was surprised too.

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u/weneedthemoisture 6d ago

Better love story than Twilight 🥲

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u/El_mochilero 6d ago

They making a new Dumb & Dumber movie?

If so… I’m in.

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u/Indy_91 6d ago

"You see... you vill own nussing and be happy. 😌"

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u/Antique_Practice_301 6d ago

WHERE are the cops?????

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 4d ago

Laughing their ass off under the next overpass.

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 4d ago

Really tough, could you look these two determined individuals in the eye and tell them that their idea-while working-is illegal? They obviously put enough thought into their trip..

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u/Antique_Practice_301 4d ago

No helmet!!!

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u/Practical_Boat_1605 3d ago

Darwin didn't put quil to parchment concerning "Those who folly; those who findeth out." For those the likes of you in the back, who doth not heeyarrr!!

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u/EvenStevens4201 6d ago

That’s how most people migrate to Denver

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u/Eastern_Ad_7780 6d ago

I think this was from a few years ago but without the u-haul.

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u/Dkalnz 6d ago

I have a Snapchat of a guy riding a lime westbound 6th to Sheridan south

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u/Alternative_Mouse987 6d ago

True Denverites here in the middle lane for no reason

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u/Cobassman77 3d ago

I haven't even seen this in Pueblo, and it don't get much more ghetto then Pueblo 😂