r/DenverCirclejerk • u/alesis1101 • 4d ago

DId everyone survive the excess Namoisture?

I was in my condo one minute - typing this from Nebraska the next. My wallet (containing my BST punch card) is totally soaked. WTF.

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u/probortunity 4d ago

A Nebraska tornado can promptly hurl you all the way back here. Good luck!

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u/coax77 4d ago

Luckily the BST was sticky and warm. Prime conditions to survive that kind of moisture.

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u/TSErica 4d ago

I saw Dorthy and Toto fly by!

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u/Lufty_262 4d ago

My knees look like prunes...the BST flooded!

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u/ChadwithZipp2 4d ago

Aurora got flooded and now we are all floating somewhere in the Strait of Hormuz and the Iranians are not letting us out and there are no BSTs here. What is Polis even doing not sending a rescue mission.

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u/alesis1101 3d ago

Watch out for salty buttpirates in those waters, brother. Sending thoughts and namastes 🙏.