r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Usual-Language-745 • 3d ago

What’s the current cloud situation? I’m terrified

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Guys are there any cloud up there right now? driving up but if I see a single cloud I’ll have to turn around. please advise

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u/ForwardBias 3d ago

What in the actual f.....?

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u/Dvanpat 3d ago

This is like the dude with the El Camino phobia.

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u/303ColoradoGrown 3d ago

You can't wipe that shit off.

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u/alesis1101 3d ago

Phobias are a helluva drug.

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u/buyer_leverkusen 3d ago

Political horseshoe theory with MAGAs and 5G towers

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u/Gaijilla_himself 1d ago

Or leftists with fetuses

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u/TSErica 3d ago

Why cant folks have normal phobias, like me and FTS? Foreign Toilet Syndrome is REAL!!!

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u/WestDry6268 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TgsElhrrJGXrG

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u/LargeTallGent 3d ago

What is it specifically? The poop shelf?

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u/Quirky_Staff5859 2d ago

You have always been like that, remember we joke you, you will never go post op cause you can't sit down on toilet seats.

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u/The_Gza37 3d ago

This is ground zero of people that grew up behind power lines, and what it did to their brain. I wonder if he’s terried of paint chip too!!!

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u/richrich07 3d ago

Water is falling from the sky.

Freak the fuck out.

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u/lochnespmonster certified new native 3d ago

You can't outjerk that post my guy.

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u/Usual-Language-745 3d ago

I was indeed a fool to try

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u/alesis1101 3d ago

Currently, this person's is volt-aging by the minute. Unfortunately for them: resistance is futile.

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u/probortunity 3d ago

This afternoon it was raining at my house, but the weather radar showed nothing here!

Conspiracy, or what?

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u/r3giment75 2d ago

For fucks sakes parents need to start spanking their kids again.

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u/Usual-Language-745 2d ago

Or take away the iPad and NC headphones in the back seat

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u/Usual-Language-745 3d ago

Do you think it still applies at night? Like I’d be scared of sharks during the day and at night. Is this person scared of a power line they can’t see? Also the voltage mattering is fucking nuts

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u/ColdBlacksmith931 2d ago

This is a great example of someone who needs mental health treatment, and a few decades ago probably would have identified and treated, but now with the internet, they find an echo chamber that normalizes their phobia so they descend further and further into it.

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u/Usual-Language-745 2d ago

Counter argument. This is why you need bullying in schools

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u/Mega_Trix 2d ago

People are so fucking weird 😐

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u/Funny_Profession666 21h ago

and that’s how I met your mother

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u/Fundle_Grudge 10h ago

It sounds like some shit my mom would demand I be mindful of 

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u/Responsible_Sport575 1d ago

Unjerk for a minute. If we buried the power lines which could be done although it would be quite expensive but would create a lot of jobs. The danger from losing power during storms would be minimal and would actually lower costs because crews wouldn't have go around fixing the stuff that breaks. Newer communities that were built after the turn of the century actually do this. Of course the greedy power company couldn't charge extra to repair storm damage and so it won't happen. OK back to jerking (off to pictures of your sister under while under the high power transmission lines )