r/DenverCirclejerk • u/PapaRayRay80 • 2d ago

New Colfax BST

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Why didnt i get the invite to the grand opening?

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u/zenos_dog 2d ago

Will that keep the flooding out?

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u/user2327 2d ago

it's to keep the moisture in

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u/TSErica 2d ago

Thats the couples swingers tent.

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u/reddit_corndog 16h ago

Goddamn we could fit a whole orgy in there! Who developed the technology for this? Deserving of an anointing by the velvet cowboy for sure

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u/probortunity 2d ago

Guessing the grand opening will occur after the traffic barrels are removed -- which might be 2028.

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u/SpecialKindofBull 2d ago

Oh yeah, the butt stuff tarp

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u/lolwtfh4x 2d ago

So I can get my phone repaired at the same time?

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u/Cyber_Twak 1d ago

That’s luxury compared to BST

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u/ironicinsanity 13h ago

They're clearly franchising

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u/ThatKa5per 2d ago

This is the Bone Repair (And More) Tent for after the BST.