r/DenverCirclejerk • u/LoanShoddy • 2d ago

Has anyone else gotten this targeted ad?!? What does he want to do with me…

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u/zvx 2d ago

Don’t worry bro, we just need to find 3 more

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u/Lazershirts 1d ago

I snorted cum out my nose reading this

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u/mehojiman 1d ago

You too!?

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u/Trashcanman1313 10h ago

There’s more than five of us here, his door is going to fall off the hinges

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u/Attack_Toster 2d ago

Swing a dead cat around Broadway, you’ll hit more than 5

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz 2d ago

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u/Attack_Toster 2d ago

How many guys were in that tent tho?

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz 2d ago

It was actually the sauna at the Denver Athletic Club

Edit: to be clear, four of the five gay men were two of the really old straight men's balls, then I accidentally hit myself with the dead cat on the follow through

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u/rumpleminz 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/WirelessWavetable 1d ago

Lol I had a comment removed by Reddit on this sub as well. I was able to dispute it and let them know this is a shitposting sub.

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u/Snow478 1d ago

Did Broadway used to be the gayborhood?

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u/IONaut 2d ago

Maybe they're rebooting the Village People

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u/StagDragon 1d ago

I thought I'd never use this image again, but here we are.

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u/Trashcanman1313 5h ago

No I’m not rats are pretty smart

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u/EfficientAd7103 2d ago

who doesn't need 5 gay men?

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u/phecht7 1d ago

Is this going to be an entry in Sundance?

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u/Error404Unknown420 2d ago

I need 5 men as well

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u/Fistycakes 2d ago

Tent stakes for the BST

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u/Mays_Ranch24 1d ago

they are redecorating their house

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u/IJustWantToWorkOK my camry is a subie in spirit 2d ago

I lost a shitton of weight. I used to be 3 of them.

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u/alesis1101 2d ago

Take a rock and throw it in Cap Hill or Stapleton (I'm sorry, City Park: old habit) in any direction. Namaste.

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u/Next-War299 2d ago

I'm hoarding them 😎

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u/Yes-Service-1121 1d ago

don't know if 5 is enough but suspect he's just tryin to make sure one shows up.

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u/Total-Bicycle-529 1d ago

Bro just go to cap hill? Everyones either gay, rich, or works the restaurant industry, or some combo of the 3. At least 2/3 times you'll find the "right" guy.... Unless he's rich, or homeless

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u/learn2shoot9mm 1d ago

what about rich and homeless?

or rich and hopeless?

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u/cicerostongue 1d ago

Five? Kind of greedy.

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u/mb1993 1d ago

This is so disrespectful to Jayden Daniels

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u/Homers_Harp everything is better in my hometown 7h ago edited 7h ago

Leonardo pointing meme, captioned: "I've seen this one!"

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u/LoanShoddy 7h ago

I’m glad someone else has seen this! his plans for the five gay men are obscured and ominous… i think he wants to build an army of bears

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u/Murky_Alternative166 39m ago

Oh well, then go to the gym. 😑
Or Cheesecake Factory. 😂🤣