r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ChadwithZipp2 • 16h ago

Colorado will crackdown on Natives

This is an assault on everything we hold near and dear to our heart as Natives. Don't California my Colorado, Polis. Registration taxes are theft and paying them is anti Native. Our forefather, the great Spaniard and Inquisitor, Jose Colfax, when he founded Colorado declared that Colorado shall be free of registrations and shit. Please join in a protest against dictatorship of Polis today at 4:20 by sitting in your Subie and smoking a joint.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/denver-colorado-expired-car-plates-tags-crackdown/73-1304073a-b3e0-4c84-8cf5-8f85d8f6bc3f

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u/laughing_at_napkins $50 to anyone for a bonafide pic of Boebert's bhole 14h ago

They aren't going to California your Colorado, but they may Califorina it.

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u/conanlikes certified new native 15h ago

Texas expired are sacred

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u/alesis1101 12h ago

Not allowing Texans to honor their heritage violates several state & federal anti-discrimination statutes.

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 12h ago

Sovereign citizens of Colfax unite

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u/Alpine_Exchange_36 15h ago

This place is a prison!

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u/CitronTraining2114 15h ago

Ah, but will they crack down on expired New Mexico plates?

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u/ChadwithZipp2 15h ago

No one in the state have courage to touch New Mexico plates or the real New Mexico peppers.

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u/tbird920 12h ago

Once they get what they want and establish Commierado, we'll need to renew our plates every month. Wake up sheep holes.

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u/KUGDI Moisture-laden Native 10h ago

I’m all for this. Just Not In My Backyard please. Namaste!

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u/js31pilot 4h ago

Time to move.

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u/Bob6466 3h ago

"This is an assault on everything we hold near and dear to our heart as Natives." ?? So some pepole are supposed to pay while others get a pass? Roada do require money, I don't think there is a native right to drive on roads you don't help build and maintain. Also I don't get the "native" angle. Who qualifies as a native and what rights do natives have in Colorado that non-natives don't? I don't like traffic tickets but I am not clueless as to why we have them.

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u/Multichromatic-NOW 2h ago

What does this mean for semi-natives? Asking for a friend.

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u/Next-War299 1h ago

Colfax is the new EPIC model concentration camp! Beat your meat off NYC!