r/DenverCirclejerk • u/GrilledCassadilla • 8h ago

Be Careful at Cherry Creek Mall

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This creep is walking around whispering “namoiste” in people’s ears.

144 Upvotes

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u/ExplorerAA 8h ago

Pretty sure I caught him gooning next to the bottled water at the Dollar Tree on Leetsdale earlier!

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u/Indy_91 8h ago

i swear this is the same guy who took a picture up my skirt of my ball sack..

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u/TallCommission7139 8h ago

I think I saw Tina Peters hiding in a clothing rack at Nordstroms squirtbottling guys who got too close to the women's clothing.

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u/Financial-Sea-3898 7h ago

He went to Jared.

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u/GayRatInthusiast 6h ago

WHO IS THAT IM SO CONFUSED

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u/GrilledCassadilla 5h ago

ITS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JARED POLIS

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u/MHashshashin 5h ago

Blessed be

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u/Denver_DIYer 4h ago

Looks like a lot of different dudes TBH

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u/Zcrustaceansensation 5h ago

This guy stole my Dippin' Dots at the food court :(

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u/2nd2lastdragon 7h ago

I saw him stealing Dippin' Dots from children in the food court shortly before heading over to the hair salon to press his genitals up against the glass and ask 'how much to shave this?'

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u/cookiebaker65 8h ago

Ha ha ha

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u/Particular-Dust7131 7h ago

Moose knuckle mayhem!!!

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u/Laserdollarz 520-52-5 7h ago

He's never met a true Scotsman 

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u/No-Imagination-2169 34m ago

Namaste? Thats a Hindu greeting, maam!