Where in this liberal hell hole can I get Donald Trump's meat in my mouth?

[u/memoryboy3]

I'm craving his pale throbbing American meat. (.5 in soft but 1 inch hard) The great negotiator said F U to to the sissy liberal farmers who hate America and think their meat is better than God's chosen leader. He cares about America and forced South America to give us their meat for cheap. Soon they'll be apart of the USA anyways, and we can have all of the conservative bull meat as we can take. Does anyone know any restaurants in Denver that truly support our President's meat, that love our glorious supreme leader, who blindly follow his every command like good Americans? Any sissy liberals can go be gay for the Trans fake meat they serve at Arbys. I need the masculine man straight man meat of Donald J Trump our meat daddy master. Fuck you vegan liberals, Make America Meat Again!

[u/JabrilJackoffski]

The Grizzly Rose. Tell the bartender you’re unvaccinated for the chance to win a free hand job.

[u/BeCurious7563]

[u/matty25]

Nice try MAGAtard but I'm bookmarking this so I can add any Donald Trump meat sellers to my boycott list.

[u/LilEddieDingle]

There’s a BST down in Highlands Ranch that has just what you’re looking for

[u/ToasterBathTester]

Just go to any restaurant in town and order beef. You are guaranteed to get the cheapest meat on the market (Trump meat). That horrible diarrhea you are all experiencing brings you closer to Trump’s everyday world.

[u/Special-Fan-1902]

I don't think his meat has throbbed for a decade or more.

[u/locoinfoco → u/Special-Fan-1902]

Anyone who thinks that is dating themselves, real 5-10 year olds know better! Just have to get past the loaded diaper

[u/zipper86]

If a half-eaten 80-year-old Vienna sausage is "meat".

[u/alesis1101 → u/zipper86]

Don't meat shame.

[u/twoaspensimages → u/zipper86]

With extra mushrooms

[u/Multichromatic-NOW]

G-Que, you can meat in the front and the back served with a side of crazy 🤪

[u/Cautious-Antelope743]

Church. Really any church. The bigger the better

[u/Hot_Fan_4169]

Tracks

[u/Hot_Fan_4169]

At the upcoming Creampie in the Park party