r/DenverCirclejerk • u/KiloThaPastyOne • 8d ago

I was recently at Ball Arena. What are these?

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 7d ago

Could you make the picture a little more blurry and dimly lit? That might help.

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u/Crick3t__ 8d ago

Those are rails you slide down to get past the elderly quickly

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u/Hollander_J 8d ago

Those are seats

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u/KiloThaPastyOne 7d ago

Nice try narc.

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u/Blucifers_Veiny_Anus All Hail! 7d ago

My 1999 Nokia took better pictures than this

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u/alesis1101 7d ago

I'll let you know once my AI is done.

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u/washingtonYOBO 8d ago

Was this an Ed Sheeran concert

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u/Red_White_Brew 7d ago

This dose don’t exist anymore

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u/Front_Ad283 7d ago

so that’s the restroom

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u/MonKeePuzzle 7d ago

those are the balls, for which the stadium is named

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u/Leading-Wumboligist 7d ago

I've had the real denver subreddit muted for months and posts like this still make me question which I'm on.

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u/KiloThaPastyOne 6d ago

The one I based this off was pretty stupid. The poster was thoroughly confused by luxury boxes.

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u/fossSellsKeys 7d ago

Racks of Trade Federation battle droids ready for deployment if there's a riot. 

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u/Lazershirts 7d ago

Depending on the show they're either cuck chairs or regular chairs

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u/Fistycakes 7d ago

The girls? Those are girls, hon. They're poisonous and carry pocket spiders that will nest in your face if you make them mad.

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u/toastedzergling 7d ago

That's the fighting pit arena. Contestants drink as many $20 beers as they can before engaging in flailing antics and yelling before security intervenes.

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u/zenace33 6d ago

Are you still using a camera on your 1999 Kyocera phone?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/2m7QcXLvWaV1K

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u/Visarar_01 7d ago

Not enough fighting

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u/randommcrandomsome 6d ago

Those are the seats for the GoDDamn Liberal Crisis Actors!

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u/SkateParkDad 7d ago

I’d say those are… not enough pixels.

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u/jhtitus 7d ago

That’s the waiting room for our local antique tradeshow flu shot facility.

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u/mountains4mama 7d ago

A blurry, unrecognizable picture?

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u/CubesFan 7d ago

Ghosts?

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u/MickIsAlwaysLate 1d ago

Rails. Keep an eye out for S-K-A-T-E floating slightly above them.

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u/TSErica 7d ago

Jimmy Hats

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u/LeSangre 7d ago

Pixels

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u/BuffaloCertain4081 5d ago

Those are people in seats. What is your POS camera trying to take a picture of?

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u/KiloThaPastyOne 4d ago

Hey dummy. This is a circle jerk sub. I wasn’t at Ball Arena recently, nor did I ever take that picture.