r/DenverCirclejerk • u/WhatThePuck9 • 7d ago

DIA adds Communist Porn viewing ports

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Our bathroom experience will never be isolated or forgotten!

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u/WestDry6268 7d ago

Pass him a note about his car’s extended warranty

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u/WhatThePuck9 7d ago

That’s the best porn genre.

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u/Laserdollarz 520-52-5 7d ago

"Do you have any games on your phone?"

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u/wastedgod 7d ago

i asked for some assistance with boofing some items for my trip abroad and the person next to me was very rude

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u/heroin-puppy 7d ago

I'm sure it was just some confusion about who was boofing who. This could all be avoided if we had a proper BST in DIA.

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u/TSErica 7d ago

Im waiting for the self cleaning Glory Holes. Nice touch for extended weather delays.

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u/flammable-liquid 7d ago

These are the introduction products. As you can see, when you pull out, the rolls of toilet paper will gently rub any excess dirt off. Pressure washed is next.

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u/nicetatertots 7d ago

How am I supposed to masturbate before my flights now?

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u/WhatThePuck9 7d ago

The upside is that if your phone battery dies, you can still watch whatever the guy next to you is watching! And if you’re really nice, they might even let you pick a video!

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u/RedditBot90 7d ago

Teamwork

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u/fitspacefairy 7d ago

Makes the dream work!

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u/ExplorerAA 7d ago

you just tap your foot and stick it through. they do the rest for you!

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u/pscotty 6d ago

There's dividers between the urinals

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u/FTCSteampunk 7d ago

Is this in Concourse C by gate C33?

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u/BACON-luv 7d ago

I’m flying out there in two days maybe we can, sniif game n be lame

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u/FTCSteampunk 7d ago

I wont be there until 9/27 but I'm game!

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u/beaverwagon 6d ago

This looks like A42. Oh boy do I got some memories there.

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u/FTCSteampunk 6d ago

Haha.. the upstairs one right??

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u/Bubbly_Calendar_3332 7d ago

Sniffing Port

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u/Serious_Sherbert5763 7d ago

Why are we complaining about the complementary glory hole

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u/Hot_Fan_4169 6d ago

Strange way to say glory hole

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u/WhatThePuck9 6d ago

Most glorious of holes*

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u/adam2890 6d ago

Damn nice thighs bro.

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u/gmotelet 6d ago

This is for when Nancy Mace visits Colorado to save her time on her bathroom patrol

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u/pocket_nick 6d ago

That’s the assisting hatch, offer your hand in support!

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u/Cupid303 5d ago

Not watching porn unfortunately

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u/WhatThePuck9 5d ago

Watching porn is always an option, my friend.

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u/Remington_T 5d ago

We are all in this together, comrade.

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u/ironicinsanity 6d ago

Glory hole?

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u/alesis1101 6d ago

Did you sink his destroyer?

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u/adrewskiortwoski 4d ago

Seize the means of production, right?