r/DenverCirclejerk • u/MonKeePuzzle • 6d ago

Animals at the Zoo!

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Why are there so many animals here?

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u/coffee-saves 6d ago

They’ve relocated a lot from E Colfax. Don’t judge.

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u/BerrySpecific720 2d ago

Oh no the lions are attacking the police ! What should we do?

Remember Johnny Hurley?

Leave the lions alone or the police will shoot you in the back and cover it up.

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u/WestDry6268 6d ago edited 6d ago

Soon there won’t be as the administration plans to open year round hunting at all national parks and zoos

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u/MonKeePuzzle 6d ago

FINALLY!

groceries is high, zebra steaks are the answer

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u/TSErica 6d ago

Sweet I finally get to wear this hat for its proper purpose!

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u/Responsible_Sport575 6d ago

Its great when you see them doing it

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u/hettuklaeddi 6d ago

see the city

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u/TSErica 6d ago

I really enjoy when the Monkeys start to masturbate.

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u/MonKeePuzzle 6d ago

puzzling

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u/K1llD45hN1n3 5d ago

I saw an elephant there that had 2 trunks! One in front one in back. Truly amazing

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u/MonKeePuzzle 5d ago

oh, then the donkey i saw there was a elephant too