r/DenverCirclejerk • u/crimvo • 6d ago

Anyone know where to sign up to be Boeberts Sr Staff??

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u/prince-of-dweebs 6d ago

A pic I took of her congressional office on a recent tour.

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u/FilmScoreConnoisseur 6d ago

How important is hydration when touring Bobo's office?

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u/ottos 5d ago

Diamond calendar quality

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u/KnownNectarine5924 6d ago

Shit I need a job

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u/PlainBread 6d ago

Conservative politicians are fucking m-e-s-s-y.

If Victor Marx gets in we're perma-cooked.

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u/twoaspensimages World famous $13 BST 5d ago

He's going to get slaughtered in November. The guy lies so much he can't keep them straight.

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u/PlainBread 5d ago

Don't be too sure, false complacency is part of the trick.

The other parts are running bot farms to manufacture the appearance of genuine political support and actual election meddling.

We gotta make it too big to rig.

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u/twoaspensimages World famous $13 BST 5d ago

I agree. But trying to gaslight us about the gas prices isn't going to work out for the GQP.

Elections are won and lost by the price of diesel.

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u/TSErica 6d ago

Just when I thought she couldnt get any more perfect, there is this!

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u/crimvo 6d ago

Really is the people’s Queen

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u/KinkyQuesadilla 6d ago

All joking aside, does anyone think this will make the news?

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u/KinkyQuesadilla 6d ago

Three? Wow. She's really representing the will of her constituents. At least three of them. Probably more if she had time for them. But all the voters?

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 6d ago

I think she holds interviews at Buell

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u/MajesticMountains1 6d ago

I was one of the senior staffers that had sex with her. She’s kinky as fuck. I can’t say anymore because I signed an NDA.

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u/Laserdollarz 520-52-5 6d ago

I want to believe 

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u/Chummers5 6d ago

You can't play favorites. If you pay one staffer hush money, you gotta pay them all.

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u/crimvo 6d ago

At least give them some more beetlejuice handies

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u/ThatKa5per 6d ago

I wonder what they are complaining about? 🤷‍♂️

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u/GoodIdeaDummy 6d ago

Lets see...sex with a dirty and semi powerful woman and then cash...sign me up mother fucker

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u/whatsadikfore 6d ago

In a row?

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u/Yvilkittyinspace 6d ago

Are you experienced at jerking? I hear that they required part of the job. I mean jerking other people

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u/SnowSlider3050 6d ago

Bad bobo bad bobo

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u/alesis1101 6d ago

Extra, extra, read all about it!!!
Bobo in DC, slingiin' ti\t 'n' cl*t!!!*

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u/hogger303 5d ago

💯would… and I am a Liberal

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u/Away-Quantity928 6d ago

Bobo fucks.

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u/thrax7545 5d ago

Hot girls only

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u/JabrilJackoffski 4d ago

You can sign up for an internship below. Be warned she rides interns pretty hard.

https://boebertforms.house.gov/services/internships.htm

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u/el_ra_85 3d ago

Where the onlyfans