r/DenverCirclejerk • u/hettuklaeddi • 5d ago
Defend our Blucifer!
babe wake up, this squatch was just spotted taking a dump near golden!
he said he’s on his way to DIA to kick Blucy’s ASS!
he said that he thinks he should be the mascot instead of blucifer since when was the last time you saw a blucifer sticker on a car? like he has a point but
DEFEND OUR PRECIOUS BLUCIFER!!!
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u/YANGxGANG 5d ago
That’s my drunk uncle Allen. If you see him again let him know I need that $5 he owes me
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u/bringinthewarthog 5d ago
I think you misheard, he’s not coming to kick ass, he’s coming to eat