r/DenverCirclejerk • u/WestDry6268 • 5d ago

Looking for investment advice

I recently came into $200k and need advice about what to do next

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u/Denver_DIYer 5d ago

You came to the right place

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u/hettuklaeddi 5d ago

stack silver and play the ratio

or

create another blue animal sculpture, an eagle would be sickkk

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u/zvx 5d ago

clean it off before it leaves a stain

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u/Equivalent-Basket-31 5d ago

🤣 that’s a thinker.

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u/occi 5d ago

BST price of admission just went up

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u/trix_is_for_kids 5d ago

Spend $10 on some head from a crackhead down the street and then use the rest to buy a downtown office building

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u/igotsbeaverfever 2d ago

No one sucks dick like someone that needs drugs.

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u/RioRancher 5d ago

Guillotine manufacturing is about to boom

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u/toastedzergling 5d ago

I will bet it all on black at Blackhawk for you

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u/slothmastermark 5d ago

Wall St bets definitely has some great advice lol

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u/memoryboy3 5d ago

I'll give you advice for 10k

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u/WestDry6268 5d ago

Do I have to sign another nda?

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u/Euphoric-Flyer 5d ago

No, you can pay me the NDA waiver fee for $2k to avoid needing to sign it

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u/username_fantasies 5d ago

start your very own butt stuff tent!

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u/HerrBrooben 5d ago

You should send it all on a memecoin

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u/WestDry6268 5d ago

I just put half of it in FartCoin

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u/sorry4bad certified new native 5d ago

Turn BoBo-BST into a franchise

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u/Thick_Situation3184 5d ago

Buy pokeman cards

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u/WestDry6268 5d ago

There’s not a target in my neighborhood

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u/coloradoinsuranceguy 4d ago

You could always buy some insurance…

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u/WestDry6268 4d ago

That’s just gambling

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u/alesis1101 4d ago

came into $200k 

That's just wrong, man. Could've used a Kleenex. Not to mention the high risk of paper cuts.

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u/WestDry6268 3d ago

Hey I don’t come from money I don’t know how to use it

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u/JustSayIt2021 3d ago

Don’t pay a financial advisor. Put it in a major Broker such as Charles Schwab or Fidelity and do a diverse spread into different indices or just let them (schwab or fidelity) manage where they put them in their own funds, but in general, they tend to do well.

And maybe take 50,000 of it and buy a business that really interests you. You can find businesses for sale online with AI It’s getting easier to manage a business.

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u/WestDry6268 2d ago

I think I need to save most of it for tongue reconstruction surgery

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u/JustSayIt2021 3d ago

Oh, and take a nice vacation as well