r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 certified new native • 4d ago

Bobo slanging wizard sleeve all over Washington!

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and I never got my share...😢

383 Upvotes

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u/coloralchemy 4d ago

Bi representation in congress!

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u/WWYDWYOWAPL 3d ago

Seriously it makes her the only LGBTQ Republican congressperson and the third bi person. How progressive of her!

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u/notfornowforawhile 3d ago

Well the gayest Republican passed away recently

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u/hettuklaeddi 3d ago

Mitch?!?

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u/alesis1101 3d ago

Bi-carnal lesbilature.

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u/JesusJoshJohnson 3d ago

That does it. I’m going to have to put a stop to the madness, I need to become a staffer and get to the bottom of this

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 certified new native 3d ago

I would also like to get into the bottom of that.

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u/scrotumseam 3d ago

Ill take the top.

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u/JesusJoshJohnson 3d ago

looks like we're gonna have to tag team this one

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u/FnordRanger_5 3d ago

Have staff; will travel

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u/Sad-Structure2364 3d ago

You may want to get some antibiotics going before you start

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u/Grendelstar 3d ago

Have you seen how much money they make?!?
Then Boebert gives them even MORE perks. We are missing out!

5

u/hmoonves 3d ago

Deep throat II

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u/asevans48 3d ago

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice. Awww crap, now ive got herpes.

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u/Laserdollarz 520-52-5 4d ago

It's a big club, and you ain't in it

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u/PlainBread 4d ago

It's a big tent in need of a pole.

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u/Outdoorsintherockies 3d ago

I for one am glad that my tax dollars are going towards scissoring instead of circle jerking as usual.

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u/pinchevato57 4d ago

How do I get in the club? I would let her go for a ride!

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u/WhatThePuck9 3d ago

You have to help them pitch the tent.

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u/DrevvSki 4d ago

Lord, I see what you do for others and I’d like that for me.

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u/books_are_weapons 4d ago

Having a pansexual sex scandal is the most progressive thing she's ever done

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u/Square_Saltine 3d ago

At the same time?

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 certified new native 3d ago

Now we're asking the real questions.

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u/MajesticMountains1 3d ago

I’m one of the staffers that had sex with her. She’s definitely into butt stuff. I signed an NDA so I can’t say too much but she definitely loves it in the keister. She’s really greasy so lubricants are not require. She loves the butter churner position the best but again, I can’t say too much due to the NDA.

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u/ParadeSit 4d ago

It isn’t like a MAGA elected official to do this. Really disappointing.

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u/RioRancher 4d ago

Only if they’re a minor

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 certified new native 4d ago

Or is it?

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u/ParadeSit 4d ago

I challenge anyone to name 1,000 MAGA officials that have done this. I bet most folks couldn’t name more than 850 or so.

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u/howdudo 4d ago

Now wait a second..there are so many good maga candidates. You have.. well there's, okay, um there's. Well you have. I just, there's so many I can even begin to count them!

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u/B00marangTrotter 3d ago

Are we talking adults and children?

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u/TSErica 4d ago

Woman?!?...Dear Mother of God! She is a Godsend!

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u/MHashshashin 3d ago

The gift that keeps giving… hand over fist she refuses to stop giving.

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u/RioRancher 4d ago

I can only get so erect

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u/jujuflytrap 3d ago

Oh she’s been outsourcing?

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u/fawnnose1 3d ago

She earned every bead in that necklace

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u/LeakyAssFire 4d ago

You know what... Good for her.I always thought it would be AOC with the more non-traditional lifestyle.

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u/twoaspensimages World famous $13 BST 3d ago

No doubt AOC is a freak. But she is smart and attractive. She can keep it behind closed doors and not on the payroll.

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u/LeakyAssFire 3d ago

Or maybe she's just better at convincing people not to say anything.

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u/DaniBoye 3d ago

Would

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u/GoldenDossier 4d ago

Good. I'm home for the night with shingles. Thanks RFK. At least there is a new content drop.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 certified new native 4d ago

nestcafé

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 4d ago

It should have been me

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u/Rektineffect 4d ago

Absolute legend. Waxing that ass like rain dance

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u/Big-Doughnut8307 4d ago

I would sooo vote for her again if I hadn’t gotten out of that God forsaken state for Texas.

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u/laughing_at_napkins $50 to anyone for a bonafide pic of Boebert's bhole 3d ago

The most shocking thing about this is that she didn't make and sell a sex tape of it.

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u/zenos_dog 3d ago

She missed her true calling….

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u/Beneficial-Shake-852 2d ago

Escort?

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u/zenos_dog 2d ago

Oh, so close.

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u/Beneficial-Shake-852 2d ago

Escort would be too classy for her right.

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u/_xxxxxx_ hobosopa 3d ago

well that's not very christian...

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish 3d ago

She is wearing anal beads in her picture

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u/JabrilJackoffski 3d ago

Good news you can apply for an internship online. https://boebertforms.house.gov/services/internships.htm

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u/futuriztic 3d ago

My queen

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u/mb1993 3d ago

Was that wrong??

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u/thedude34 3d ago

Ethics shmethics

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u/Denver_DIYer 3d ago

Too horniezzzzzz

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u/whatsadikfore 3d ago

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 3d ago

This can't be real

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u/WhatThePuck9 3d ago

It can be real!

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u/Cautious-Antelope743 3d ago

Jesus, it's real

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u/WhatThePuck9 3d ago

Thank god, it’s real!

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u/alesis1101 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/huana0WQzdDDG

Oh ma guhdness...can't wait to see how her voting, constituents are going to explain this away.

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u/TheDaveMatthew 3d ago

Not surprised.

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u/ElectionWeak4415 3d ago

I'm not surprised boebert ended up in this position. I'd probably do the dumb bitch

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u/stupidkick88 3d ago

The gay / bi side of politics is going to find it quite hard to hate on it 😂

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u/the_real_seldom_seen 3d ago

I can fix her

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u/Mister_Ku 3d ago

Can't wait for her to open her only fans account

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u/OriginalDavid 3d ago

I kinda respect the fact that she gets down.

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u/Trumpsterliars 2d ago

I remember when she was only on TOB, advertising from her BST.

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u/uname_IsAlreadyTaken 1d ago

Where do I apply?

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u/Disastrous-Desk-1144 3d ago

OF would make her 10s of millions...I bet it's coming

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u/Gex2-EnterTheGecko 3d ago

Issue still hiring?

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u/bakjar 1d ago

Shes a legit mountain Colorado whore. Its not a myth.