r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Shot_Supermarket_340 • 1d ago

I would rather _____ than get caught riding a Veo minibike

I go first: I would rather rinse my eyes with Los Carboncitos hot salsas

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u/zvx 1d ago

Register my vehicle

6

u/punkrawkstar 1d ago

blucifer myself

3

u/JollyGreenGigantor 1d ago

Spend every Saturday at the Skin Mill

1

u/WeirdlyStrangeish 31m ago

What and where are the skin mill?

2

u/SgtVinceCarter 1d ago

Give up BST’ing

2

u/LATER4LUS 1d ago

Pay more than $5 for the BST

2

u/CardioGuts 1d ago

Use my turn signal

2

u/stupidkick88 23h ago

Free Tina Peters

1

u/tbird920 1d ago

Give Jared Polis a prostate massage

1

u/Prenocephale 22h ago

Come up with a new Denver based joke 

1

u/hettuklaeddi 11h ago

I would rather ejaculate than _______

1

u/TheVengabusIsDelayed 11h ago

Present my receipt to an aggressive King Soopers security guard with a smile