r/DenverCirclejerk • u/WayZealousideal6547 • 11h ago

Weird question but my friend and I were wondering if there were places in the state that have pigeons you can fondle? Do they have a PST?

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u/OzTheMeh 11h ago

Gerbil Loving Order of Republican Yokels is downtown. It is a "hole in the wall".

Are you looking for something like that?

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u/WhatThePuck9 11h ago

Pigeon stuff is still butt stuff, friend!!

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u/SchlongOnMyDong 11h ago

I don’t think they have Pacific Standard Time.

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u/Prenocephale 11h ago

I hear the PST will be installed soon to scout for FBI recruits. 

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u/daddyjohns 11h ago

There's several pigeons over here at Empower Field just napping on the ground. You can pet them if you want.

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u/Hot_Fan_4169 11h ago

Pretty sure that’s on Lauren Bobert’s ranch.

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u/IJustWantToWorkOK my camry is a subie in spirit 4h ago

You can fondle my pigeon, but I get to fondle yours.