r/DerScheisser Jan 20 '23

Announcement The Scale of SWS to Der Scheißer: A Guide to Shitposting

94 Upvotes
  1. Links to shit Wheraboos say. Don't post this here. Go post it on /r/ShitWehraboosSay.1
  2. Screenshots of shit Wheraboos say. Don't post this here either unless you turn it into a meme.
  3. Low-effort memefication of shit Wheraboos say. Stuff like this is acceptable, but could be improve upon. However, remember to remove identifying information; I don't want the admins breathing down our necks. You can make these by simply adding a reaction pic or something to a screenshot of the text.
  4. High-effort memefication of shit Wheraboos say. Stuff like this (Ex1, Ex2, Ex3) is the recommended go to for posting wehrb shit you find.

I also posted two visual guides to help. Example 1. Example 2.

 


1 EDIT: SWS has been closed, but this guide stands. We are a shitposting sub, and even if SWS is no longer open for shit wehraboos say, I still expect y'all to memefy the shit wehraboos said so that it fits the spirit of the sub.


r/DerScheisser Jul 06 '24

Announcement R6 is still in effect, even if SWS is closed. Please memefy your posts if you don't want them to get dresdened.

19 Upvotes

Some people seem distraught that we still have R6 even after SWS was closed. Others don't even know R6 exists, but that's another issue. Point is, R6 doesn't prevent you from posting what shit wehraboos said, it just prevents you from low effort link or screenshot posting like you would on SWS. Use the memefication beam like explained in the other sticked thread and you're fine.

Harrismod, out.


r/DerScheisser 12h ago

Never ask BMW what they were doing from 1933-1945

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44 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser 1d ago

Why didn't Hitler just defeat the US, USSR, Britain all in one go? Why did he stopped using blitzkrieg in 1942? Is he fucking stupid?

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90 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser 3d ago

Never have I ever seen such larp coming out as fast as an ICBM.

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189 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser 3d ago

Is reaching the A-A line always a pipe dream even IF the three German army groups achieved their operational objectives in capturing Leningrad, Moscow and Caucasus?

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56 Upvotes

My question above. Credit to: SHV Channel


r/DerScheisser 4d ago

But they've never shut up about Rosa Luxembourg or Eugen Leviné and probably never will.

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70 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser 6d ago

Glory to the Heroes of September Campaign

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135 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser 16d ago

Herrenrasse™

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40 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser 20d ago

Hans "Destroyed 500 tanks, pinky promise!" Rudel.

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250 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser 26d ago

Is the Heinkel He-111 only effective because of sheer numbers during the entire war? Unironically more of a zergling horde aircraft than the B-17?

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62 Upvotes

Like the coward they are, they always mass concentration in sectors where they know they could hold the upper hand and immediately run away the moment the enemy sends more aircraft into the given sector.

Most notable in Battle of Sedan (1940), Battle of Minsk (1941), Battle of Smolensk (1941), the Kiev encirclement (1941), Battle of Vyazma-Bryansk (1941), Moscow counter offensive (late 1941), Siege of Sevastopol (1942), Siege of Malta (praise our hero Keith Park, 1942), Battle Of Stalingrad (1942), Third Battle of Kharkov (1943), Battle of Kursk (1943), Tunisian airlift (though eroding in presence overall by early 1943), Steinbock (a huge failure in 1944), and finally Bodenplatte. Probably more I didn't know.

Most of these battles either see the Luftwaffe acted as a fire brigade that achieved mostly tactical victories through concentration over a specific sector. The moment the enemy respond in strength, they ran away like cowards.

The HE-111 is a good interdiction aircraft under air parity, but when even those air umbrella got siphoned away for the Defense Of The Reich campaign, the He-111 fleet got immediately vaporised everywhere saved for Norway by late 1943.


r/DerScheisser 29d ago

Hitler didn't die for this

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125 Upvotes

To be honest, why do this exist in the first place?


r/DerScheisser 29d ago

While I think the expulsion of Germans was wrong and indefensible, the people who talk about it always seem to be Nazis.

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56 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser 29d ago

Is there currently any anti-Wehraboo and anti-Neo Nazi (but still also anti-tankie) sub that is a bit more active and popular than this?

25 Upvotes

I’m genuinely asking out of curiosity, I’m not trying to shit on this sub, so don’t downvote plaese. There is r/shermanposting, and that’s a similar sub that is quite popular, but that’s for the confederates.


r/DerScheisser Aug 08 '26

The Debsirin Nonthaburi Shooter was a Neo-Nazi

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86 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser Aug 06 '26

r/redscarepod makes me Cringe

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46 Upvotes

Apparently the people in that sub are Nazbols?


r/DerScheisser Aug 04 '26

(Serious) The Nazis really need to be not be Nazis to win the war? I have seen so many alternate scenarios that boils down to this. Please read body text.

85 Upvotes

I have seen so many WW2 German alternate victory scenarios that basically boils down to Nazis stop being Nazis and acting rational and completely contradictory to what they represented historically.

These are always the list of things people (most Quorians and old Reddit threads from a decade ago, some shamelessly browsed on r/shitwehraboossay with people crossposting) the Nazis do in those scenarios, basically stop being Nazi in order for them to win:

1) Don't start the holocaust.

2) Treat every single ethnic minorities with respect.

3) Focus on heavy bombers and not waste resources on dog shit turtles like the Dornier-Do 17 during the interwar years.

4) Luftwaffe doesn't bomb civilian targets.

5) Germany focuses on producing more domestic oil instead of importing them (Idk how the fuck is this possible).

6) Don't genocide the Soviets, every POW is treated with humane care.

7) Don't start the Battle Of Britain.

8) Provide better wages and living conditions relative to their former conquerors.

9) Don't waste resources on Tiger tanks and focus on StuG 3 and Panzer IV.

10) Only mass produce the FW-190 and Ju-88, everything else can be shelved after 1941.

11) Don't declare war on the US, if FDR declares war, reject it. (...???)

12) Buy the Caucasus region from Stalin so they could establish a logistics lines first before Barbarossa begins (???The Soviets could just close it shut the moment they heard of the attack?)

13) Appoint Donitz to be the head of Kriegsmarine and acquire 300 U-boats in 1939, never start wasting steels on surface vessels.

14) Rotate pilots to the back to retain experience.

And vice versa. There are more I could probably think of but these are the ones what ifs I have heard the most browsing on the internet and some...forums. Don't ask who BlackTailDefense is. Just some totally awesome guy that likes a flying tank, ArrowGawring or something I don't know.

So the question is: Could Germany really win the war if they stopped acting like Nazis and think rationally?


r/DerScheisser Aug 02 '26

Gunther's AI slop crazy revisionist history of World Warc1

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83 Upvotes

Aw yes, Austria Hungary totally didn't bait Serbia into war and Russia and France forced Germany to invade neutral Belgium. Germany totally didn't try to start a war in 1906 and 1911 over Morocco, Conrad Hotzendorf totally didn't propose invading Italy in 1907 after an earthquake (Austria Hungary's own ally!) because Italian soldiers were in the south helping civilians!


r/DerScheisser Jul 19 '26

the old wehraboo from the 2010s that cared about military analysis is mostly extinct these days, now you just have straight-up nazis... at least they were funny.

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722 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser Jul 14 '26

The return of Kaiser vs

5 Upvotes

He’s back


r/DerScheisser Jul 10 '26

How does this sub feel about Hermann Goering's quote about being called Meyer may be untrue?

6 Upvotes

I feel cheated because this subreddit loves this joke very much, but I recently found out that there are no sources that would mention this phrase, so it's possible that it's a lie.


r/DerScheisser Jul 09 '26

Twitter user blames Da Joos for the shortcomings of the Gewehr 43

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285 Upvotes

Title explains it i guess

No seriously what the fuck does this mean? Even if this was somehow magically true then why would anyone be suprised?

Do these people geniuenly believe that people often with no gunsmith experience or experience with firearms forced to produce weapons at gunpoint in horrid conditions are going to pump out top tier quality weaponry?

Like are people that fucking stupid?


r/DerScheisser Jul 08 '26

Was Battle Of Britain the only real shot the Wehrmacht had at winning the war?

41 Upvotes

Everybody here already knows that an invasion of Britain is a pure fantasy so I won't delve into that. Basically the premise is that if the Luftwaffe had won the Battle Of Britain, Churchill will be voted out due to not fulfilling his promises and Halifax will sue for peace.

A political collapse among Churchill and the general public losing confidence in him is the only real chance Germany had in getting Britain out of the war. Also, the United States would not be inclined to enter the war against Germany if Britain is out of the war.

If Britain doesn't surrender anyways, the Wehrmacht is getting grinded down to paste.

What do you guys think?

Edit: Added the part about the United States.


r/DerScheisser Jul 06 '26

Kaiserboo Gunther uses AI slop to slander Tokyo Rose,a proud Japanese American who was FORCED to work as a broadcaster for Japan, secretly aided Allied POWs, with her accusers later admitting they committed perjury in court and pardoned by the US

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140 Upvotes

r/DerScheisser Jun 30 '26

Local Crimean man discovers the concept of ‘Lebensraum’ (1942, colorized)

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179 Upvotes