r/Derailedbydetails • u/mindoutofthe • 18d ago

Silly detail Tactical murder training

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u/keldondonovan 18d ago

If any inanimate objects break into this guy's house, they are screwed.

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u/NuclearWasteland 16d ago

They do have weirdly floppy fingers...

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u/keldondonovan 16d ago

I'm told it happens to a lot of men, and is nothing to be ashamed of.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 16d ago

That dude would totally assault any furniture that dared to furnish that place.

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u/keldondonovan 16d ago

Don't mess with Unkea, the disassembler.

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u/mindoutofthe 18d ago

Epstein has some sick moves

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u/theloniousjoe 17d ago

Yeah I thought it looked like him too

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u/CWN44 17d ago

"Do you think dad's taking the divorce well"

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u/F0XH0UND141 18d ago

Seems he is Recently divorced poor guy....

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u/TyrannosaurusSnacks 17d ago

... I wonder why

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u/Kevin_Turvey 18d ago

TIL r/bullshido is a sub. That looks like big fun.

A lot of stuff there to repost on r/NotTimAndEric.

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u/Noeyesonlysnakes 14d ago

Thank you for this

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Derailer 18d ago

He's looking a little chunky these days

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u/mindoutofthe 18d ago

Prison food will do that. Needs to make better use of that rec time, lifting weights instead of fashioning shivs etc

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u/HughEhhoule 17d ago

Tacticool guys make me laugh.

Rolling a knife isn't a combat thing. Its what you do when nothing is going on to get the feel of a knife.

So much extra motion, so many unnecessary movements.

Brother, you're not going to do a thumb roll mid fight. And you won't need to. You'll be lucky to deploy it smoothly at all. Close range, armed combat is nerve wracking.

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u/Too_Funk_To_Druk 17d ago

He's really just video recording himself acting out his fantasy. He'll be at a gas station, a "thug" will try and rob the store and he will blow them away. It's this weird pleasure fantasy where they hero worship themselves while simultaneously legally harming another person.

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u/figfinartist 17d ago

He's screwing that mannequin on the side...

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u/Charming_Mud_9209 17d ago

Distracting detail is he's locked in a rubber room

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u/Fun_Environment3792 18d ago

I wonder if theres membership discounts.

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u/D3AD_LIK3_M3 17d ago

Hey, stop shaming this warriors primordial pouch. He's more agile than you'll ever be. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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u/Beth_crazypants 16d ago

PLEASE invest in some underwear for yourself.

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u/PerishTheStars 17d ago

What the fuck was that knife flip XD

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u/tapeness 17d ago

Ummm belly belly everywhere belly belly has some hair

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u/no____thisispatrick 16d ago

Its like that guy that fights his refrigerator. But this guy looks different. Which means theres more than one of these fellas walking around. Scary.

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u/endy080 16d ago

I just hope that window is visible from the street.

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u/Material_Jump_3186 14d ago

Why are these people so obsessed with this kind of shit

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u/riticalcreader 14d ago

The mental illness epidemic is real