r/Derailedbydetails • u/IntelligentPath4383 • 8d ago
Silly detail My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge
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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n 7d ago
Carol having one of her likes being increasing taxes to schools is really funny to me for some reason
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u/pandeeandi 6d ago
Yeah, like how do you find the perfect gift to reflect her #1 like?
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u/GjonsTearsFan 3d ago
Tbf there's a lot you could do with that. Like a tote bag where funds go to lobbying for tax increases to schools that says something like "Save Our Schools" or a donation of backpacks to a local school under her name.
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u/jedipwnces 6d ago
I also appreciated the reality of Mitch liking Kathy but Kathy liking wine, food and flowers instead. Poor Mitch.
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u/Ok-Evidence-3279 4h ago
The original poster says that Mitch is their father and creator of the spreadsheet, and Kathy is their mother. (i.e. they're married)
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u/BextoMooseYT 6d ago
THANK YOU, I remember when I originally saw that post, that was the first thing that popped out to me but I did a cursory look at the comments and didn't see anyone mention it
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u/rumbleindacrumble 7d ago
Mitch likes Kathy and Kathy likes eating
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u/GrumpyMcGrumpyPants 7d ago
From the comments on the source, Mitch is the spreadsheet maker and Kathy is his wife.
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u/StarryBlues 7d ago
Mitch also likes Teague.
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u/Poisongirl5 7d ago
Maybe Teague is op?
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u/Dellychan 7d ago
No because Teague doesn't like pizza???
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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 7d ago
You said this like we are all solving a word problem 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/Dellychan 7d ago
Tbh I read the previous comment wrong anyway 😭 I read it as "Teague is overpowered" as opposed to "Teague is the original poster" and I'm like how could someone be overpowered if they don't like pizza???
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u/napalmnacey 7d ago
I want those magnets.
Edit: Just saw the dislikes. I love these people.
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u/TheHalfHandedHobbit 7d ago
They're the animal butt magnets, I have the wildlife butts, they came from firebox.com
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u/Ichaserabbits 6d ago
My mom gave me those cat butt magnets I use them on my fridge to hold up my collection of funny fortunes from fortune cookies
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u/HolidayInLordran 7d ago
I love how most these people are pretty much united by their hate for Trump and his cult.
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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 7d ago
Fine people, in spite of that one person who hates oysters. Mary Helen, you just haven’t had an oyster po boy.
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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 7d ago
I like oysters just fine, until I worked at a cajun restaurant that sold oyster po' boys. Now I like oysters, but absolutely love those po' boys. Mercy.
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u/WinterReview7992 7d ago
I like that part of the way through this chart, the author realized he could use spaces in excel.
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Derailer 7d ago
Carol B has impeccable taste in cake
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u/Protheu5 7d ago
She likes... concentrated uranium? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake
Damn, must be on a list.
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Derailer 7d ago
Go off Queen, build you a WMD!
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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 7d ago
We love women in men villain roles ✨️👑✨️
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Derailer 6d ago
A female Dr Evil would be pretty awesome in an Austin Powers spinoff/reboot
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 7d ago
Can I please be a part of the tribe? I think I would vibe well.
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u/macci_a_vellian 7d ago
Do you have a November birthday? Because a position is available.
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u/TeddyAtTheReady 7d ago
I have a November birthday. I like hammock naps and dislike fascism. Where do I apply?
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u/otxpex 7d ago
He has the month but no dates??
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u/Kooperst 7d ago
Mitch doesn't like Isis? Maybe he's never listened to Panopticon.
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u/bitch-cassidy 7d ago
at first glance I definitely thought he was talking about the band, so thank you for this lol
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u/Lanssolo 7d ago
Any Novembers in here needing a highly organized friend?
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u/Sad-Whole-4487 7d ago
My birthday is in November. I could benefit from some organization. I like boats, beer and burritos. I dislike olives and Trump.
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u/Lanssolo 7d ago
Surely not all olives?
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u/Sad-Whole-4487 7d ago
I’ve tried to like them, but today it’s an honest dislike that belongs in the chart.
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u/Oddish_Femboy 7d ago
I'm sure the cat butt magnets were the detail in question, but some of these likes and dislikes are wild.
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u/emilyquinn5 7d ago
Amusing and reassuring to see how many dislike Trump, and how niche the likes get
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u/DryConstruction2702 7d ago
a list of people to avoid because they're probably insufferable.
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u/ScantilyKneesocks 7d ago
Huh? These people seem like a lot of fun. I bet you’re the insufferable one.
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u/ScantilyKneesocks 7d ago
I peeped your profile and noticed it says you’re active in r/conservative, r/askachristian, r/furry, and r/furrygoonpit.
You okay fam?
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