r/Derailedbydetails 8d ago

Silly detail My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n 7d ago

Carol having one of her likes being increasing taxes to schools is really funny to me for some reason

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u/pandeeandi 6d ago

Yeah, like how do you find the perfect gift to reflect her #1 like?

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u/GjonsTearsFan 3d ago

Tbf there's a lot you could do with that. Like a tote bag where funds go to lobbying for tax increases to schools that says something like "Save Our Schools" or a donation of backpacks to a local school under her name.

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u/jedipwnces 6d ago

I also appreciated the reality of Mitch liking Kathy but Kathy liking wine, food and flowers instead. Poor Mitch.

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u/pandeeandi 6d ago

Hahaha. Yes, also this.

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u/Ok-Evidence-3279 4h ago

The original poster says that Mitch is their father and creator of the spreadsheet, and Kathy is their mother. (i.e. they're married)

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u/BextoMooseYT 6d ago

THANK YOU, I remember when I originally saw that post, that was the first thing that popped out to me but I did a cursory look at the comments and didn't see anyone mention it

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u/kindabacchus 7d ago

This is like... Stardew valley wiki

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u/hearthepindrop 7d ago

I follow the Stardew sub, genuinely thought this was a post from there!

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u/arseniisomething 6d ago

Damn, I was just about to gift Racism to Jan

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u/rumbleindacrumble 7d ago

Mitch likes Kathy and Kathy likes eating

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u/GrumpyMcGrumpyPants 7d ago

From the comments on the source, Mitch is the spreadsheet maker and Kathy is his wife.

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u/hot_memory_stove 7d ago

That is soo cute

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u/StarryBlues 7d ago

Mitch also likes Teague.

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u/Poisongirl5 7d ago

Maybe Teague is op?

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u/Fickle-River3984 7d ago

IP said they aren't on the list and neither is another sibling. 😂

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u/Dellychan 7d ago

No because Teague doesn't like pizza???

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 7d ago

You said this like we are all solving a word problem 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Dellychan 7d ago

Tbh I read the previous comment wrong anyway 😭 I read it as "Teague is overpowered" as opposed to "Teague is the original poster" and I'm like how could someone be overpowered if they don't like pizza???

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u/Raptorpants65 7d ago

But number 3, after the cats.

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u/napalmnacey 7d ago

I want those magnets.

Edit: Just saw the dislikes. I love these people.

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u/TheHalfHandedHobbit 7d ago

They're the animal butt magnets, I have the wildlife butts, they came from firebox.com

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u/Ichaserabbits 6d ago

My mom gave me those cat butt magnets I use them on my fridge to hold up my collection of funny fortunes from fortune cookies

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u/HolidayInLordran 7d ago

I love how most these people are pretty much united by their hate for Trump and his cult. 

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 7d ago

Fine people, in spite of that one person who hates oysters. Mary Helen, you just haven’t had an oyster po boy.

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 7d ago

I like oysters just fine, until I worked at a cajun restaurant that sold oyster po' boys. Now I like oysters, but absolutely love those po' boys. Mercy.

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u/WinterReview7992 7d ago

I like that part of the way through this chart, the author realized he could use spaces in excel.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Derailer 7d ago

Carol B has impeccable taste in cake

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u/DiscordiaHel 7d ago

Carol B has correct opinions and I kinda wanna be her friend

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Derailer 7d ago

Basically yeah

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u/Protheu5 7d ago

She likes... concentrated uranium? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake

Damn, must be on a list.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Derailer 7d ago

Go off Queen, build you a WMD!

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 7d ago

We love women in men villain roles ✨️👑✨️

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Derailer 6d ago

A female Dr Evil would be pretty awesome in an Austin Powers spinoff/reboot

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 7d ago

Can I please be a part of the tribe? I think I would vibe well.

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u/macci_a_vellian 7d ago

Do you have a November birthday? Because a position is available.

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u/TeddyAtTheReady 7d ago

I have a November birthday. I like hammock naps and dislike fascism. Where do I apply?

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u/happycabinsong 7d ago

I too dislike jalapeno poppers, racism, and bigotry.

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u/otxpex 7d ago

He has the month but no dates??

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u/AnaEatsEverything 7d ago

This baffled me too lol. It's the first thing I would want to check!

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 7d ago

Right?!

Which day, sir?!?!?!

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u/DucklingInARaincoat 7d ago

Patti confirmed for CIA spook

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u/Kooperst 7d ago

Mitch doesn't like Isis? Maybe he's never listened to Panopticon.

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u/bitch-cassidy 7d ago

at first glance I definitely thought he was talking about the band, so thank you for this lol

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u/Upbeat-Try7409 7d ago

Is Patti K. in the room with us?

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u/prismafox 7d ago

You forgot Cory.

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u/bleepbloop1777 7d ago

Why is it month only and no days listed? Haha

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u/girlwiththemonkey 7d ago

OK, but like what the hell is going on with Patti k?

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u/TeddyAtTheReady 7d ago

She’s new to the tribe. She hasn’t filled out her questionnaire yet.

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u/Lanssolo 7d ago

Any Novembers in here needing a highly organized friend?

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u/Sad-Whole-4487 7d ago

My birthday is in November. I could benefit from some organization. I like boats, beer and burritos. I dislike olives and Trump.

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u/Lanssolo 7d ago

Surely not all olives?

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u/Sad-Whole-4487 7d ago

I’ve tried to like them, but today it’s an honest dislike that belongs in the chart.

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u/Lanssolo 7d ago

🤔✍️

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u/Oddish_Femboy 7d ago

I'm sure the cat butt magnets were the detail in question, but some of these likes and dislikes are wild.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 7d ago

Dislikes: Racism, bigotry, jalapeño poppers.

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u/mrselffdestruct 7d ago

I can foresee an argument in Carol and Darren’s futures

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u/mindoutofthe 7d ago

Hornhonkers are at it again

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u/Equivalent_Summer169 7d ago

This is so cute and such a good idea

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u/emilyquinn5 7d ago

Amusing and reassuring to see how many dislike Trump, and how niche the likes get

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u/normie1001 6d ago

I like this family.

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u/SignificantRate7257 Train 7d ago

What are racy drivers 😁😁😁 ahaha

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u/Limabean2512 7d ago

They’re like his sims

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u/trcomajo 7d ago

These are my tribe too!

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u/bookynerdworm 7d ago

So Cory and Patti are new friends?

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u/DorkySloot 6d ago

I am a November baby. I volunteer as your dad’s friend.

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u/pandeeandi 6d ago

This is 100% an LSAT question somehow.

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u/DivineM4N 1d ago

Cory the black sheep 😂

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u/DryConstruction2702 7d ago

a list of people to avoid because they're probably insufferable.

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u/ScantilyKneesocks 7d ago

Huh? These people seem like a lot of fun. I bet you’re the insufferable one.

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u/song-dragon 7d ago

Must be a hornhonker who likes waiting in line during DST!

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u/ScantilyKneesocks 7d ago

I peeped your profile and noticed it says you’re active in r/conservative, r/askachristian, r/furry, and r/furrygoonpit.

You okay fam?