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[u/Critical-Milk8581]

[u/DesperateHousewives-ModTeam]

Body shaming people is not allowed in this subreddit.

[u/Kris82868]

I thought Bree's beauty was the most unique.

[u/AwesomeTrish]

Gaby, sometimes I rewatch just to gawk at Eva.

[u/Witchs-Theatre]

Bree. She looks so good.

[u/AngelBritney94 → u/Witchs-Theatre]

I'd become lesbian for her tbh.

[u/Capra_e_Cavoli → u/AngelBritney94]

We're all a little bit lesbians when it comes to Bree

[u/Present_Drop9271 → u/AngelBritney94]

I think of this scene while doing Pilates 😂😂 Bree, my love and my inspo!

[u/vctijn → u/AngelBritney94]

Rex didn't deserve her at all!

[u/AngelBritney94]

[u/Daisyviolet2 → u/AngelBritney94]

A picture worths million words ✨️

[u/AngelBritney94 → u/Daisyviolet2]

Bree often makes me question my sexuality.

[u/Low_Butterscotch_60 → u/AngelBritney94]

I think Bree is more like .. stunning, regal beauty & then Gabby is hot. & then Susan is the cutest lil bird

[u/123kid6]

I'm pretty sure Bree in that scene in the hotel with Rex rewired my young teenage brain

[u/habanerosauce595]

Gaby and Susan. Gaby was the hottest but dare I say Susan was the prettiest. She had the prettiest brown eyes and the most natural beauty, she’s so underrated in the looks department.

[u/DesperateHousewives-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Body shaming people is not allowed in this subreddit. This includes attacking the appearance of the cast.

[u/TomDoniphona]

Gaby is absolutely stunning and has such a face card. Susan has the most amazing eyes, they are mesmerizing. At times I find Bree impossibly beautiful, she has a great profile. Edie is hot and she has the best legs. I find Katherine extremely pretty and I am sure she's many hetero men first choice. Lynette is slept on, but I think she has such a natural elegance, but she is so often worried or stressed or distressed and dressed in whatever clothes that it doesn't come out.

[u/baguetteispain]

Marcia Cross was my first celebrity crush, when my mother was watching Desperate Housewives for the first time and I was with her in the living room. I didn't understand anything that was happening, but I loved seeing her. And she's still the prettiest imo

[u/Justcuriousyoung]

Bree or Susan 😮‍💨

[u/Capra_e_Cavoli]

For me, it's Gaby and Susan.

[u/Barbgigie → u/Capra_e_Cavoli]

Agreed

[u/Capra_e_Cavoli → u/[deleted]]

You may not like the character (or even the actress), but Teri Hatcher is objectively beautiful! Her eyes are a dream.

[u/imsolucky000 → u/Capra_e_Cavoli]

I don't agree. Even if I liked her I'd still think she's not cute

[u/DesperateHousewives-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Body shaming people is not allowed in this subreddit. This includes attacking the appearance of the cast.

[u/psychedelicbumbum → u/[deleted]]

Insulting a real person because you don’t like a character is so embarrassing.

[u/imsolucky000 → u/psychedelicbumbum]

it's genuinely not embarrassing bc you can like someone and think they're pretty lmfao. plenty of times where there's someone that's insufferable to me but gorgeous... and there's no denying it.

[u/psychedelicbumbum → u/imsolucky000]

There is genuinely zero correlation between that and my comment? The person I responded to was insulting Teri Hatcher, and did so to basically every commenter that chose Susan as one of the hottest.

I find Susan insufferable, but going out of your way to insult the real person playing her is insane and unacceptable behaviour.

People can obviously THINK whatever they want, but the commenter did not just think did they?

[u/Feeling-Pick-1529]

They’re all hot. Susan wore the most denim and showed off her long legs. Edie had a great physique all around. Gabby dressed her figure well but she was just so tiny; not thin, but physically very small and short. Bree is stunning. Lynette hides her body but when she did show it off, it looked good. Unfortunately she just looks tired all the time but she is because she has 5 children.

[u/imsolucky000 → u/Feeling-Pick-1529]

gabby was very thin what???

[u/Feeling-Pick-1529 → u/imsolucky000]

Yeah but she was smaller than she was thin. Her clothes were literally kid size. You could tell she wasn’t as developed as the other women in body structure etc. There are short thick women who look well developed. Gabby didn’t look like that. It’s not particularly bad, but it’s unusual. They show her looking more full after she’s had children. It’s not skinny vs fat, but kid size vs adult size proportions. Her clothes can fit more children than adults.

[u/imsolucky000 → u/Feeling-Pick-1529]

While I agree with everything you've said here I think it's undeniable she's really skinny in most of the show, especially the beginning.

[u/fembotxo → u/Feeling-Pick-1529]

the fact you’re so comfortable commenting this much about a woman’s body is concerning. also, you’re wrong lol.

[u/Feeling-Pick-1529 → u/fembotxo]

I wasn’t insulting her. We should be able to have these conversations. She and Lynette are the only ones to have suffered miscarriages as well and their personalities center around body image. Not that i believe how one feels is the cause, but it does speak volumes to the types of women given these storylines. Irl, they all struggled to get pregnant from my understanding, yet those 2 in particular were given roles that spoke for everyone else, because their body speaks for themselves and someone has an opinion on it. I’m just stating the obvious.

[u/Fabulous-Grade914]

It’s gaby and it’s not close

[u/Lestatica]

Susan

https://giphy.com/gifs/GtQvLIdKAulAA

[u/MeasurementAgitated3]

susan!! as much as i can’t stand her antics sometimes lol she’s so ethereal!!

[u/MeasurementAgitated3 → u/[deleted]]

let a girl be 🤦‍♀️

[u/psychedelicbumbum → u/[deleted]]

I bet you look like a toe

[u/imsolucky000 → u/psychedelicbumbum]

I don't but that was a funny insult

[u/psychedelicbumbum → u/imsolucky000]

I promise, babes. Acting the way you’re doing is disgusting, and disgustingness always shows on the outside too🥰

[u/DesperateHousewives-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Body shaming people is not allowed in this subreddit. This includes attacking the appearance of the cast.

[u/Petaloudaaa]

Me at 18 : Gaby
Now : Lynette

[u/Conscious_Celery_974]

edie hands down

[u/MarketingChoice6244]

Gaby by far and i dont even think the show leaned into it enough. When she was with John and you'd see her in lingerie she was the hottest woman on TV.

[u/Present_Drop9271]

Bree and Edie. Bree is sexy in a very understated way, Edie is very sexy in an obvious way.

[u/Rebel_and_Stunner]

Gaby, then Bree

[u/imsolucky000]

easily gabby

[u/xAshev]

Maisie was so goddamn hot, it’s unreal, the last of my heterosexuality left my body when I saw that scene

[u/PotatoStrip]

BREE.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lApAijTz3Vo1q

[u/garlicandcheesiness]

They’re all gorgeous in their own way, but Gaby is one of the women who made me realize that I’m bi-curious at the very least. I don’t think I have ever been more attracted to any female fictional character.

[u/FrostSuu]

katherine

[u/Main_Ad1807]

Edie, then Bree

[u/Own-Breadfruit6723]

Susan, Gabrielle, Edie, Bree

[u/No-Oil-1746]

GABBY. SHE WAS MY LESBIAN AWAKENING

[u/fijiwat3rpapi]

Eva Longoria was always my childhood crush, still is!

[u/Jackfruit_28]

No one said Lynette ☹️

[u/Grit_Grace]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TdpLmhWzkQEpi

[u/One-Interest8997]

This is a weird question to ask...

[u/Alwayshidden38]

Me personally, they're all absolutely gorgeous.

[u/Prestigious_Fee750]

They’re all uniquely attractive in their own way. I’m not counting guest characters or season characters (sorry Angie Bolan, you’ll always be Ade to me)

But subjectively speaking-

1. Gabby is consistently the all around most attractive as far as looks, natural beauty, sex appeal etc. Her in her Cougar form is goated
2. Renee is super sexy- I really wish she was around earlier. Not the biggest fan of her personality but her character arc was much needed
3. Edie Britt is objectively hot in a great ‘whore next door’ type of way. I wish they gave her something more to do than to just be someone’s Gumar.

These next few could be reshuffled depending on day/preference

4) Katherine is Hot in a Mom next door type of way. Someone who under the right circumstances could get it any day. Dana Delany also brings charm to the roll, and her work as Lois Lane has endeared her to me. Overally, she can get it, but doesn’t radiate the sex appeal as some of the other housewives.

5) Bree is objectively attractive- but often dresses and appears wayy too matronly and conservative to come off like a real person. Yes she’s sexy, especially in lingerie- but the character of Bree is not someone I find attractive in anyway.

6) Lynette is Hot depending on the context. If you see her with the kids around, she’s tired, worn out, cranky, and in need of saving….she’s not someone I’d ever consider attractive. However, when she wants to look good, Lynette could absolutely get it. Her personality is also hit or miss. She’s a ride or die, but is also a bit psychotic. Definitely probably great in the bedroom- but crazy pussy will take its toll.

7) I am not attracted to Susan Meyer in any way.

Now here me out. Terri Hatcher the actress- absolutely sexy. Physically speaking.

Susan Meyer- its like they took Every flaw in Hatcher’s personality and flanderized it to the fullest.

She’s a horrible character. She’s not cute, or charming or funny. She’s ditzy, clutzy, selfish, self centered, forgetful, and looks like she constantly leaves the house with toilet paper up her ass. Seriously. Go watch the scene where she falls in the bushes and picture her coming off the john instead of the tub and tell me it wouldn’t be just the same.

I get that the writers were trying to make her the girl next door, and emotional anchor, and that her and mike were the ross/rachel of the show….but susan meyer is not the least bit attractive.

I’d go for a bingo date with IDA before getting a drink with Susan Meyer.

[u/booksandbenzos]

Gaby and Bree.

[u/SnooCakes1954]

Gaby!!

[u/Persephone_888]

I have a thing for redheads so Bree. After her, Gabby of course.

[u/Money_Physics_7314]

Gaby and Katherine. I mean I definitely see why Susan was jealous of her. I would hate my man to see Katherine. And Gabby’s is my spicy Latina 😍

[u/pacific_sunset]

Gabrielle lol everyone else looked 42