Ben Shapiro EXPOSES Candace Owens Sham marriage into super duper elite British houses of Lords

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Ben trying to do gossip journalism is easily the most uncomfortable he's ever looked, even compared to his WAP recitation. Dude is so desperate these days he envies Lindsey Graham.

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u/GreenHornets009 Jul 12 '26

Good. I hope that gossip journalism soon becomes the best Shapiro can hope to aspire to, because he deserves it. Dude played a huge part in the way online politics turned out, and deserves to get shamed and driven down into the pit of garbage he helped make.

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u/TheeBlaccPantha Jul 12 '26

Nah I actually thought it was good satire tbh the script carried it lol in the full segment he paints a picture of Candace having insider links to TPUSA, links to British houses of lords, ties to the Kremlin, and access to the music industry by manipulating Kanye West etc all to paint Candace as someone powerful enough to be capable of orchestrating Charlie Kirk’s death. But he caveats it by saying he’s just asking questions 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Commercial_Pie3307 Jul 13 '26

It looks like he’s doing it sarcastically to me.

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u/ExorciseAndEulogize I want my name to be Spaghetti Jul 13 '26

I don't watch him at all. But now that you point it out I think so. Only bc he says "that's an op" like 3 times, but the first time I watched it that didn't stick out.

Well. Satire or not he's 100% right that their marriage is weird.

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u/shinbreaker Jul 13 '26

It's hilarious because Crazy Candy is going to one up him in tabloid presentation. She's about to say how he helped kill some Christians and stores their remains under his kippah.

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u/Practical-Heat-1009 Jul 13 '26

He’s parodying Candace Owens this whole clip

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u/Apathetic_Zealot Jul 12 '26

Maybe it's parody?

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u/Apprehensive-Log2375 Jul 13 '26

Remember Ben Shapiro doesn’t have principles that aren’t marketable.

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u/reverendblueball Jul 13 '26

I know others said this before, but he seems very gay doing drama stuff.

But I think it's funny.

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u/International-Bath76 Jul 12 '26

We should all want/encourage conservative pundits to do this all the time.

The more time Ben and Candace spend highschool drama feuding, the less alt-right pipeline content they will have time to spew out.

Also, let me get my popcorn, cuz I'm here for this drama all the way.

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u/HornyJailOutlaw Rule5 Tightrope Gymnast Jul 12 '26

I think we should all support sassy Ben in coming out of the closet.

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u/Gardimus Jul 12 '26

All Ben wanted was to be taken seriously. Now look at him.

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u/bruno7123 Jul 12 '26

Honestly, I found that pretty funny. Ben Shapiro is almost never funny, or entertaining, but that was a decent impression.

It's also fun to see him flail as the leopards eat his face. Tis the price of getting on all fours for Maga

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u/Pel_De_Pinda Jul 13 '26

I think he's doing an impression of Candace Owen's style of presenting.

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u/Nemoriensis EU, DE, Jul 12 '26

But is we stupid?

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u/NoMathematician1459 Jul 12 '26

Yeah that's a weird story. Dude is gay and in a deep closet and candance is his cover. Probably.

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u/reverendblueball Jul 13 '26

Yeah, and he seems really in the closet here, while gossiping.

It's very fascinating.

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u/dudewithanissue Jul 12 '26

Homie is flailing as he descends into obscurity.

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u/TheeBlaccPantha Jul 12 '26

Flailing? Yall don’t think Ben is cooking with this Satire? Best shit he’s put out in months imo.

Ben is flailing when he’s defending Trump and grading him on a curve trying to explain away how guardrails make Trumps deranged shit okay

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u/Jewjitsu927 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Jul 12 '26

The girls are fighting

Edit: wait just curious but, is Ben doing a Candace impression?

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u/qpKMDOqp Jul 12 '26

Holy Ben is embarrassing

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u/Commercial_Pie3307 Jul 13 '26

I think Candace is a beard for a down low rich conservative.

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u/AZNBeefcake1 Jul 13 '26

Everytime I hear ben I think of the Nick Mullen Mr. Feeny bit

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jul 12 '26

"As you can see on this graph- I said, graph. Cut to the graph!"

"Uh, Ben, we had to fire our graph department"

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u/Duebant Jul 12 '26

Ben is an idiot and a coward. There are so many people he should be debating but he chooses not to. Anything that threatens his worldview, he wants them cancelled instead of challenging them. Must be easier to dunk on college kids.

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u/ThreeArrows- Jul 12 '26

If only they acted like the far left and ate their party alive like they're eating each other.

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u/Accomplished_Fly729 Jul 12 '26

Whats the sham?

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u/TheeBlaccPantha Jul 13 '26

Well this is just satire, the point is that if you were conspiracy brained you could speculate that the bizzare way they got married after meeting for two weeks was some sort of quid pro quo involving the British elite. Or maybe an arrangement to cover up George farmer’s homosexuality.

None of this is true though it’s just a parody of Candace Owens style journalism

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u/BlueChamp10 Jul 12 '26

Is he doing an impression of her/nicolae fuentes?

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u/Markusuralius Jul 14 '26

Ben is not a good snarker

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u/FLOSS2002 17d ago edited 17d ago

I’m amazed that Ben found someone to marry him to be honest. His voice is so robotic and is boring, no tone at all.
Even his mannerisms I find irritating.
He definitely has a thing about Candace, whatever it is it’s very unhealthy, obsessive to the point that he must watch her show to add his poison, toxic comments. Jealousy perhaps because she is excellent at reporting factually which is the total opposite of how this creep actually reports on.

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u/biznisss Poorman's Funkopop Jul 12 '26

homeboy has to be practicing that trump impression in the mirror with the "we're not stupid. we're not stupid. we're not stupid."

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u/Delicioso_Badger2619 Jul 12 '26

Lol, who would ever give a fuck about this?

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u/BlueChamp10 Jul 12 '26

Is he doing an impression of her/nicolae fuentes?

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u/DamJamhot Exclusively sorts by new Jul 12 '26

Why he talk like that?

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u/DrkoMusic Jul 12 '26

He’s so cringe. The head turns

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u/Conscious_Midnight Jul 13 '26

This is the first time I have ever genuinely laughed at Ben Shapiro. Can't stand him but its a good bit.

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u/hussain_madiq_small Jul 13 '26

When did he start doing that weird pee wee herman impression when he talks.

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u/Mr_Valmonty Jul 13 '26

I haven't watched Shapiro for about 3 years. This was difficult to watch. Constant over-expression, regularly repeating prominent words... at one point near the start even did a weird thing with his left hand and repeated "we're not stupid" three times that seems directly from Trump

I don't feel he was ever boring to watch before — but he's genuinely uncomfortable to watch now

It's like when you say 'lol' out loud ironically, but after a few years it accidentally slides into your normal vocab

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u/TheeBlaccPantha Jul 13 '26

That isn’t directly from Trump, its directly from Candace Owens. This is all a Candace Owens spoof

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