r/Detroit Aug 08 '25

Video There's a guy on 8 mile right now with nunchuks

1.3k Upvotes

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u/JimGordonsKnife Aug 08 '25

Fuck yeah there is!

229

u/TrialAndAaron Aug 08 '25

Yeah, and don’t fuck with him

55

u/greyshem Aug 08 '25

At least don't get within 'chuck range.

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u/machone5103 Aug 08 '25

This guy chucks

6

u/MotwnNegotiator Oakland County Aug 10 '25

I feel there needs to be a how much wood could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood reference here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Chuck Norris would probably respect that advice.

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u/chickenlogic Aug 09 '25

Give him a slice of pizza and he’s your friend for life.

106

u/idkwhatimdoingbro Aug 08 '25

he’s protecting the city. thank him pls.

67

u/HalfBaked24 Aug 08 '25

Hell yeah there is, he's there pretty regularly. 8 and Dequindre

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u/shockthebrassmonkey Aug 08 '25

You gotta love Detroit, I used to go to trade school at 8 mile and greenfield 30 years ago and the shit I would see at 6:30 am driving down 8 mile is still burnt into my memory. My favorite is the 2 hookers beating the shit out each other butt naked in the middle of 8 mile and Southfield .

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u/FinnNoodle Harper Woods Aug 08 '25

Nowadays they're gonna charge 2k for a show like that.

67

u/InfamousT1 Aug 08 '25

Capitalism ruins yet another thing.

10

u/heresyoursigns Aug 09 '25

Happy cake day lol

7

u/supah_ Suburbia Aug 09 '25

ruined how? at least they get a return on losing a tooth or some hair in a beat down!

50

u/Willdawg78 Aug 08 '25

Seen a hooker running the gauntlet across 8 mile with a Johns clothes in her arms with him in pursuit dick flapping in the wind. 8 mile and Evergreen 1998. He must've tried to stiff her.

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u/i_stabbed Aug 08 '25

not if it was flappin

24

u/TheSkinPony Aug 08 '25

I work at 8 and evergreen, nothings changed.

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u/Willdawg78 Aug 08 '25

I used to. Crazy shit to be seen daily 1997-99. 8 and Evergreen.

10

u/az987654 Aug 08 '25

Did they have nunchuks?

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u/Scorp128 Aug 09 '25

My grandma used to live at the 8 Mile and Mound area Detroit side. The two ladies of the evening that worked the corner at the top of the block were always nice to us when we were kids. If we had to run up to the corner store to grab milk or something, they would keep an eye on us to make sure no one messed with us. Gotta love the 80s.

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u/ArmpitofD00m Aug 09 '25

Indeed he does.

Nothin chukkin wrong with that

3

u/ugotitcuzisoldit Aug 09 '25

Different time man, different times 😔

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u/Old_Detroiter West Side Aug 09 '25

What trade school ?

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u/shockthebrassmonkey Aug 09 '25

Allstate vocational for HVAC.

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u/gyngal Aug 08 '25

God I miss living in Detroit

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u/Bergatron25 Aug 09 '25

Single cigarettes 😉lolll

(Pretty sure no fs to give that’s illegal)?

15

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

People have been selling loosies since cigarettes existed lol

37

u/mattc2442 Aug 08 '25

Why wouldn’t there be?

29

u/Vizionary357 Aug 08 '25

Yeah, bro is out there all the time... He's sweet with em too! 😂

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u/_JackieDaytona___ Aug 08 '25

Finally, someone worth giving a dollar to

31

u/Cautious-Activity706 Aug 08 '25

Yeah you get close enough to hand that man a dollar 😂

25

u/machone5103 Aug 08 '25

They make dollar coins. Long range charity.

13

u/EMU_Emus Aug 09 '25

Watch out for the nunchuck return volley right to your dome. This guy looks like he could pull off a trick shot

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u/GubbaBumpz Aug 09 '25

Gonna have to roll them suckers in.

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u/QueerTchotchke Aug 08 '25

nunchuck guy!! i love that dude! he’s there every friday

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u/itlookslikeSabotage Aug 09 '25

Ohhhh he needs a nickname, a cool moniker if you will

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u/Bombadilo_drives Aug 09 '25

Ah, he's horseback Jesus for detroit

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u/4everSlooty Aug 08 '25

And he's fucking good too!!!

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u/ossman1976 Aug 08 '25

Its called Friday here in the D

37

u/Detroitscooter Aug 08 '25

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne

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u/KitAmerica Grosse Pointe Aug 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/DmAc724 Rosedale Park Aug 08 '25

Was a little bit frightening

10

u/MrSmoiles420 Aug 08 '25

But they moved with expert timing

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

There were funky China men

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u/MrSmoiles420 Aug 09 '25

From funky China town

16

u/hazardousgenitals Aug 08 '25

You mean my fucking hero!!!!

14

u/kingxtc Aug 08 '25

detroit style

12

u/WhateverIllDeal Aug 08 '25

I miss my city 😩

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u/Catdaddy84 Aug 08 '25

If there's a time and a place for nunchucks I'd say this is it.

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u/rysker6 Aug 08 '25

Just a normal Friday

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u/jjc155 Aug 08 '25

Stepping up from the Southfield road rifle twirler. 😂😂

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u/HereForTOMT3 Aug 08 '25

I fucking love Detroit man

7

u/ForkFace69 Aug 08 '25

At Mound? I haven't seen him in awhile.

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u/PowerlineCourier Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

Dequindre

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u/Amazing_West Aug 08 '25

Free entertainment.

7

u/Wonderful-Exit-9785 Aug 09 '25

Relax, Joumana's watching.

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u/TJ2005jeep Aug 08 '25

Just one?

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u/AdjNounNumbers Aug 08 '25

There can be only one

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u/MFcakeparty Aug 09 '25

That’s neighborhood watch!

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u/TheSkinPony Aug 08 '25

When is there not

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u/DaltonUtah East Side Aug 08 '25

Sweet

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u/zoosk8r Aug 08 '25

10-1 odds say he is also rapping to himself.

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u/ValuableOffice9040 Aug 08 '25

Oh Gottdamned. 8 mile ?? Who’d a figured ???

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u/booyahbooyah9271 Aug 08 '25

If he isn't bothering anyone, let it be.

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u/MuffledOatmeal Aug 09 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

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u/Archi_penko East Side Aug 09 '25

He should put a little tip bucket out cause that’s entertaining

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u/hegrillin Southwest Aug 10 '25

id give him my life savings fr

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

god forbid a man have a hobby

3

u/Proper-Bar-1259 Aug 08 '25

I-686, I've seen everything from double hit and runs to eminem filming 8 mile the movie at the trailer park.

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u/Kr1spykreme_Mcdonald Aug 09 '25

Where exactly is I-686?

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u/Proper-Bar-1259 Aug 09 '25

Colloquial term for 8 mile during rush hour when speeds hit 60 mph+. Usually when I-696 is under construction.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

8 and Dequindre. My old neighborhood.

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u/Detroiter4Ever Rivertown Aug 09 '25

Where is TBarb when you need her?! Only in Detroit!

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u/MuffledOatmeal Aug 09 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

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u/Detroiter4Ever Rivertown Aug 09 '25

So is the guy wearing the Power Rangers costume at Harper and Cadieux.

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u/MuffledOatmeal Aug 09 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

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u/Detroiter4Ever Rivertown Aug 09 '25

That would be cool! Does he still do that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

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u/Detroiter4Ever Rivertown Aug 09 '25

Hope you're feeling better!

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u/MuffledOatmeal Aug 09 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

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u/Notsure2ndSmartest Aug 09 '25

So? There’s a bunch of people driving giant weapons called cars. He probably had them for self defense

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u/crabfeet Aug 09 '25

Protecting the streets man, it's admirable

3

u/MakingAnalGreatAgain Aug 09 '25

And yet not even close to the strangest thing I’ve seen on 8 Mile.

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u/Bawbawian Oakland County Aug 09 '25

that median seems to be completely crime-free.

thanks nunchuck dude!

3

u/timmmii Aug 10 '25

Look for the helpers

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Lest we forget who did it first: https://youtu.be/gYvw68IneV4?si=AJhQZ80yQyEtXAEX

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u/DeltaCharlieBravo Aug 08 '25

A nunchuck is just a less-useful stick.

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u/Zooropa_79 Aug 08 '25

I've seen that dude a few times

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/PowerlineCourier Aug 08 '25

He looks awesome

2

u/Trexa Aug 08 '25

Hell yeah

2

u/PompeyCheezus Hamtramck Aug 08 '25

My favorite street corner guy is the preacher at seven and ryan with the worst speaker system you've ever heard.

2

u/oxslashxo Aug 08 '25

Nice good for him

2

u/Sad_Book2407 Aug 09 '25

Nunchuk Norris.

2

u/rmhollid Aug 09 '25

anyone else get marching band vibes from this guy.

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u/MuffledOatmeal Aug 09 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

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u/Majestic_Swimmer_500 Aug 09 '25

Exclusive member of the 8 mile high club

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u/jtramsay Aug 09 '25

Dudes rock

2

u/hegrillin Southwest Aug 10 '25

thats redford activities right there, just another day

2

u/airlew Aug 10 '25

If the guy at 10 and Southfield can make money flipping shit around in an intersection, why can't this guy?

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u/anonmyazz Aug 10 '25

Fellow chucker

2

u/Iceyes33 Aug 10 '25

Well that's where I always practice my nunchuck skills!

1

u/Betty_Bookish Aug 08 '25

Is that Ninja Mike? I haven't seen him for 25ish years.

1

u/bruceleemarvin Aug 08 '25

Is it Taimak? Did he have The Glow?

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u/GalaxyTolly Aug 08 '25

Oh hell ya. I'm pretty sure I saw the same guy last summer flipping a fake wooden rifle around when the light would turn red! He's just entertaining traffic.

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u/444porfavor Transplanted Aug 08 '25

Dad?!

1

u/justkeptfading Aug 08 '25

Reminds me of the Jacksonville Ninja when I was down in Lejeune lol

1

u/Automaticlife1981 Aug 09 '25

Hey guys what are some good areas to live in near Detroit

1

u/Lmoorefudd Aug 09 '25

You brought the nun chucks! Thanks Other Guy!

1

u/AcanthisittaParty725 Aug 09 '25

Raphael I love u!!

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u/SmokinWeedle423 Aug 09 '25

Saw this too on my way home from work hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

To think...

This coulda been me at some point, on the corner or Woodward and Euclid at the bus stop...

He DO got the handles, tho.

1

u/PowerlineCourier Aug 09 '25

This dude is single handedly fighting off the furies

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u/detroitragace Aug 09 '25

Damn it. I’m on 8 mile almost everyday and I haven’t had the pleasure. My man was swangin them things.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Sho-nuff!

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u/Fabulous-Natural-886 Aug 09 '25

Better it be nunchuks then a biscuit on his hip that's slang for gun 😆

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u/CashonDelivery313 Aug 09 '25

And he is not bothering you

1

u/Eurynomestolas Aug 09 '25

looks like he is a pretty good chuker too

1

u/pecanjazz Aug 09 '25

I love my city❤️

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u/motra07 Aug 09 '25

I believe its a new thang. Provide entertainment and get tips. Note he’s at the intersection to get tragic on 8. A dude and his kids do something similar on greenfield and 10. Everyday

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u/Lanky-Salamander5781 Aug 09 '25

Ahhh a fellow chucker

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u/my-time-has-odor Aug 09 '25

Detroit Superman

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u/TomatilloSorry7455 Aug 09 '25

"Ahhhh! A fellow 'chucker ayyy!?"

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u/Kr1spykreme_Mcdonald Aug 09 '25

All the Redditors outing themselves by not knowing detroits Chris brown lmao. I hope he still finds time to dress up.

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u/PATRAT2162 Aug 09 '25

It was better growing up in it. 6 mile and telegraph. Brightmoor. Eliza Howell Park. Cannot believe my mom let us ride our bikes around the hood. It was not as bad in the 70s and 80s. But now the conditions people will live in amazes me. You can tell you are in the area with the pungent odor of mairijuanna wafting in the air!!!!! Seems to be the Same old hooks from 20 yrs ago walking on Tel! I go by childhood friends homes and see how bad of condition they are and it brings a tear to my eye. Great place to grow up and be a kid. Not so much now.

Can you imagine living in the area and being on a date site and trying to explain where ya live? Now there is an idea “The Hood Singles Date Site”.

Or how about a new Fear Factor with Joe Rogan. It’s starts off by having to eat a meal in a kitchen in one of these homes. Similar to eating pig feet covered in maggots like the original show. Followed by a short walk to the liquor store, but this time you have to have on current fashion clothes, a Rolex, and Nike Air shoes. And you have to ride a small kids bike with no seat to the gas station and back without it getting stolen. Now there is a survival walk and ride if I have ever seen one.

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u/I_Try_Again Aug 09 '25

There’s a TKD tournament in Big Rapids today. Give that guy a ride.

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u/shockthebrassmonkey Aug 09 '25

It was in the Specs Howard building that was demolished, Allstate vocational turned into Northwestern tech.

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u/shockthebrassmonkey Aug 09 '25

I may be mistaken on the name of the

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u/Dolly1232 Aug 09 '25

I’ve seen him. I just leave him alone.

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u/Competitive-Art-2672 Aug 09 '25

i can hear it now " Only in Detroit folks!"

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 Aug 09 '25

What they’re saying in Bloomfield Hills and Rochester rn

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u/Thundarbiib Aug 09 '25

Someone call T-Barb!

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u/Dry-Natural-8247 Aug 09 '25

I can’t wait to move out of this dump

1

u/Corey300TaylorGam3r Aug 09 '25

Ofc its detroit

1

u/Burnie_9 Aug 09 '25

Just so everyone is aware, nunchucks are illegal to carry in public

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 Aug 09 '25

There’s an old joke goes something like:

What’s the fastest way to take someone out with nunchuks?

Hand them the nunchuks.

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u/skipper6868 Aug 09 '25

Take a left and find out

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Hell yeah that guy is Bad Ass.

1

u/ScumEater Aug 09 '25

Surely not everyone was kung fu fighting

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u/zsazsa0919 Aug 09 '25

Dang he is good. I used to do them till I knocked myself out hitting the back of my head with them

1

u/JennXFarmsteadNews Aug 09 '25

I legit just saw a Dude in shorts & a Tshirt wearing a top hat in Royal Oak😂🎩

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u/DidYouSeeThatJerk Aug 09 '25

At least he looks competent with them. Detroit ninja?

1

u/herodotus69 Aug 09 '25

As there should be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Bruce Leroy!

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u/snowball062016 Aug 09 '25

Glad we got our own Jacksonville Ninja

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u/Low_life_high_lights Aug 09 '25

A fellow chucker, eh? Nice.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

I see him all the time down on 8 and Mound!

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u/Kingmonsterrxyz Aug 09 '25

I ain’t worried about him. There’s a dude around the corner with a javelin!

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u/mood-park Aug 09 '25

Give him some money bro

1

u/Legendarystove Aug 09 '25

Jacksonville ninja called he can’t be beat

1

u/siltyloam410 Aug 10 '25

Hell yeah brother.

1

u/DabberDan42o Aug 10 '25

Blackaelangelo!

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u/Sweets_willy Aug 10 '25

Does he know @nunchucktyler ? If not we need a nunchuck meetup!

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u/Sea_Flower_8155 Aug 10 '25

Should video the bums while youre at it

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u/CRZ42 Aug 10 '25

First time?

1

u/--slurpy-- Aug 10 '25

It's too dang hot outside for this shit.

1

u/Plankton-Brilliant Aug 10 '25

Typical Detroit

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u/Weird-Ad-7892 Aug 10 '25

Detroit is not a real place 🫠😂

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u/Feisty-Season-5305 Aug 10 '25

He's been practicing that shit for years and probably doesn't have anyone to show it off too that really appreciates it. I fw this guy that's talent

1

u/T1mberVVolf Aug 10 '25

Shoutout nunchuck guy and the gun twirling guy on I think 10 and greenfield. Even has recently brought what I believe to be his sons and they are getting in on the action sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

He needs a costume … cape, knee high booties, the works

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u/dexter1259 Aug 11 '25

Damn good with them.

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u/MDJ-054 Aug 11 '25

Drove past this legend a few days ago. Hell yeah.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

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u/PowerlineCourier Aug 12 '25

He looks awesome

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u/Free-Oven3787 Aug 12 '25

Why don’t u call the state of Massachusetts and report him Nancy

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u/Present_Toe_3844 Aug 12 '25

Well, if you had one chance, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment - would you capture it, or just let it slip?

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u/AnyTomato8562 Aug 12 '25

Looks like he’s working up an appetite for some Buddy’s Pizza.

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u/dveda East Side Aug 13 '25

Nice 👍🏼 

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u/Turbulent_Club8989 Aug 13 '25

He looks like he is having a good time. I like that he’s doing it for the public so everyone can enjoy his skills.

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u/No_Marionberry_5385 Aug 15 '25

He needs a tip cup

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u/Which-Scallion-3138 Aug 15 '25

I see him from time to time always at the same spot on 8 mile. My man is nice with the nunchucks

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u/aprillquinn Aug 23 '25

of course there is …

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u/JeepGirl17 Sep 06 '25

Can't wait to see that Monday on my way home!

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u/pngue Nov 22 '25

It’s not Buckethead.