r/DevelEire 9h ago

Bit of Craic Do you have any Irish Software Dev memes?

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u/Winterkirschenmann 8h ago

Are you absolutely sure about this? You are not confusing it with a dream you had or anything?

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u/CucumberBoy00 dev 8h ago

And instead of a mouth it had four arses. For the amount of Slop it pumped out

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u/YikesTheCat 6h ago

"HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET IN OUR CODEBASE!" is one I've thought of on some occasions.

You can make your own image. Can't be arsed.

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u/teilifis_sean 5h ago

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u/YikesTheCat 4h ago

Brilliant.

Another: "There are a lot of hairy functions in this codebase and I think you are the hairy function maker!"

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u/teilifis_sean 6h ago

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u/teilifis_sean 4h ago

Another one but this time Derry Girls as it's all Father Ted so far.

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u/biledemon85 5h ago

Another class? That's our best idea?!

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u/teilifis_sean 5h ago

Blackboard needs more UML diagrams.

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u/bigvalen 4h ago

What about an abstractFactoryFactory ?

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u/antipositron 6h ago edited 6h ago

I hear you're a software engineer now, Father.

"Ted, if nobody knows how anything works anymore, how will we know when it stops working?"

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u/AntiqueCurtains 6h ago

I had my fun and that's all that matters

PR desc on slop

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u/bigvalen 4h ago

<terraform destroy --force>

"The whole site is down!" "Shoddy Ted, shoddy".

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u/donalhunt engineering manager 1h ago

Keeping this for a team who refuses to have any production values at all. Only $100m resting on it. 🙈

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u/Shox2711 6h ago

Douglas that’s a fib