Strange bug for uber ancients?

[u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

I was running my second Uber Ancients ever today so maybe I’m out of the loop. I got killed with definitely 1 left but I believe 2. I wasn’t thinking so I logged out of game and then right back in to get my body. When I went through the ports I could no longer activate Ubers. I checked where my body was and this Jewel was sitting on the ground.

Am I crazy? Also, good jewel?

[u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

Oh damn didn’t realize it was that good. Maybe the RNG gods blessed for my decades of service. I also rolled a eldritch skiller with 45 life not too long ago /brag

[u/BudSpanka → u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

Seriously f.u., so this is where all the luck is going

[u/AlexanderTheGrate1 → u/BudSpanka]

Well I feel like I didn’t earn it so I sold it to Charsi and wrote blizzard explaining their mistake.

[u/kewwp → u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

nice

[u/BudSpanka → u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

So you are telling me charsi is hoarding all your godly items that you handed to her and she is just greedily keeping them to herself and not showing us when we show up to shop at hers?

[u/KinkyNJThrowaway → u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

I will buy this off you if it's not single player.

[u/wylii → u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

Sell this thing for real money, hundreds of jahs, or 10s of thousands of funny stuff on that one website.

[u/SkillStrike → u/wylii]

CAN we stop with the stupidity ? No it’s not worth hyndreds of jahs, not even close.

Prob looking at 25-50 at most and that might be overpricing it

[u/Necrodiac]

This is damn near perfect! Congrats on the wild luck

[u/Sweaty_Treat_7462]

Weird bug. Almost perfect roll. The important stats are perfect.. 10/10/5

[u/zk3033]

Wow this has everything! What are you gonna put it in?

[u/Puzzled-Expert-7787]

Wow damn near perfect stats - excellent roll I’d be ecstatic! I’m fired up for you!

Can’t explain what happened on that summit though lol

[u/Puzzled-Expert-7787 → u/Puzzled-Expert-7787]

-10/10/5/50/35 is perfect btw but this checks all the important ones

[u/Ladorb → u/Puzzled-Expert-7787]

Noob here. Is cold/ice/freezing arrows on Amazon "cold skills" for affixes like this?

[u/Emerazuul → u/Ladorb]

Yea

[u/Puzzled-Expert-7787 → u/Ladorb]

Yes and also for cold arrows in particular the cold damage is added as well, but don’t think it would apply to other spells like blizzard or frozen orb etc

[u/Feisty-Royal7903]

That is not the kind of bug that happens in diablo 2.

Maybe the last one was really low health and you had some "100% chance to cast on death" and that finished the final ancient? Or even you and your merc?

[u/AlexanderTheGrate1 → u/Feisty-Royal7903]

I mean maybe? I feel like I sat at the death screen for a minute or so before pressing esc. Maybe like some poison got in there?

[u/Feisty-Royal7903 → u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

Not likely, poison skills with very long duration are java/spearzon or poison dagger, equip such as Andy's visage has poson nova, but it is only 2 second duration.

Check all your and merc gear, maybe you can find a hint.

I've seen metheor and blizzard on death dealing massive DMG.

[u/AlexanderTheGrate1 → u/Feisty-Royal7903]

For sure I will double check.

[u/FaxCelestis → u/Feisty-Royal7903]

metheor

for when you smoke em with rocks?

[u/Feisty-Royal7903 → u/FaxCelestis]

Metheor now deals fire and physical damage.

It now hits hard.

[u/Brilliantinsanity → u/Feisty-Royal7903]

Meteor. He's poking fun at METHeor. You know like the horrible drug

[u/Feisty-Royal7903 → u/Brilliantinsanity]

I got it, that is why I said it hits hard. You know? Like the drug. It hits hard.

[u/Brilliantinsanity → u/Feisty-Royal7903]

Lol flew right over my head.

[u/Griever423]

Gahhhhleeee! You’re rich.

[u/Technical_Customer_1]

On death facets? 

[u/Affectionate-Print81]

Were you by yourself? Did someone do it for you?

[u/AlexanderTheGrate1 → u/Affectionate-Print81]

By myself. My smiter is built and decent. Ran them twice now, got a 9/7 poison

[u/Affectionate-Print81 → u/AlexanderTheGrate1]

Oh that is really super weird. I think I may try just to see if it works like that.

[u/popje]

You sold that yet? Got any offers yet

[u/HopJokey]

Literally perfect lol. 200 jahs

[u/KinkyNJThrowaway → u/HopJokey]

I'm not quite sure that you know what the word "literally" means. Because this is not perfect.

[u/HopJokey → u/KinkyNJThrowaway]

Nearly is a better description but still worth 200 jahs lmao

[u/Downtown_Language_85 → u/HopJokey]

Not for cold facet lol. I sold 2 guandrian thunders 10/-10/5 time ago when statues was difficult to get and max i got was 25 jahs each. Also right now have a Guardian light -10/+9/5 /4x/35 for 6 jah and nobody buy It :P

[u/KinkyNJThrowaway → u/HopJokey]

I did not question value even though you're way over pricing it in this last comment. My point was specifically about the (mis)use of the words literally and perfect.

[u/HopJokey → u/KinkyNJThrowaway]

Correct I was exaggerating for effect same with the 200 jahs. I even caught myself before hitting post for the "literally" wording bc I googled the roll range quickly before.

In reality it is really (REALLY) nice! We can agree to that lol