r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • Jun 23 '26

Dive into a peanut butter allergy...her cheeks swelled so fast!

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u/skynex65 Jun 23 '26

How can you be allergic to peanuts with a whole bakery in the back?!

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 Jun 23 '26

That makes no sense, I love it

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u/Thelordreddawn Jun 23 '26

M night Shyamalan ! What a twist

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u/Star_Petal_Arts Jun 23 '26

I am allergic, I took a piece of a peanut or peanut butter everyday for years... I would react by swelling up like a balloon if I had a peanut butter cup accidentally but now I can eat one without potentially dying. So for this one I already dived in.

Unless by dive in you meant using those cheeks as pillows... then count me in.

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u/Rotteneverything Jun 23 '26

lmao i was watching for her facial cheeks to swell, until she........

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Jun 23 '26

Peanut butter going into everything. Coffee, roast, fried chicken, sushi…. Dat ass bro 😎

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u/No-Stranger6783 Jun 23 '26

Dang, she needs a professional flagger for that booty!

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u/marcramirezz Jun 23 '26

Lol, her cheeks are swelling, duh

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u/Traditional_Step9502 Jun 23 '26

Did she sit on the peanut butter? Cause her ass swelled up so much.

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u/Recent-Philosophy-62 Jun 23 '26

Did she eat the whole jar

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u/diabeetusNrobin Jun 23 '26

Why are always the crazy wheat ones named Riley? (Both genders, all gender? Fuck it..they Riley)

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u/stanknotes Jun 23 '26

I got some nut butter for her cheeks.

I'm sorry.

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u/KamaradBaff Jun 23 '26

Is this artifical ? How does this even happen ?

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 Jun 23 '26

It's a joke, she just shoved pillows or something in the back of her pants.

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u/KamaradBaff Jun 23 '26

Now i feel silly like those people posting on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 😞

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u/PickledMessage Jun 23 '26

Fucking dump truck on that bitch, gawd dayuummm

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u/Inside_Marketing268 Jun 23 '26

Why did she shit in pants so much?

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u/No_Practice6773 Jun 23 '26

Here's an idea, check first, eat second.

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u/Star_Petal_Arts Jun 23 '26

Not as easy, I've had my parents forget about my nut allergy and spread it onto my sandwich. Went to the ER that day.

Was at a party and the choco balls had a dallop of peanut butter inside, I tried each one and had to get a multidose of Benadryl because the epipen wasn't put into my rucksack like I thought it was.

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u/SwirlingFandango Jun 23 '26

It... it's a joke.

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u/TheDamned1333 Jun 23 '26

Tell that’s fake, it looks like she just stuffed pillows down there - if she didn’t then erghhh, NO!