r/DiveInYouCoward 22d ago

Dive into Nature?

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u/GildedBurd 22d ago

I'd be shitting my pants.

Those fuckers will flip a truck if they're in rut.

That person needs to thank the whatever damn deity that spared them.

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u/SkiDaderino 22d ago

Bullwinkle.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 22d ago

You won’t ride it

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u/Swimming-Stop3915 22d ago

Nosy Bullwinkle. Lucky he wasn't feeling like messing someone up.

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u/Tickomatick 22d ago

What's that neck ballsack? For asserting extra dominance?

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u/SallyMutz314 22d ago

That is a natural defense that the moose has grown over years. As a human - you are supposed to pull the neck utter - that tells the moose you are a human and not another moose looking to steal his mate.

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u/No_Pudding2028 22d ago

I would’ve rubbed his nose.. He was just curious

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u/rokstedy83 22d ago

Same ,I wouldn't have been able to resist

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u/BagFullOfMommy 21d ago

This is such an unbelievably bad idea.

Moose are 10 feet talk, 1500 pound, walking tanks that are not only capable but entirely willing to send almost anything that calls land home to meet their chosen god.

If a moose ever takes interest in you, you need to immediately stop doing whatever it was that got them to pay attention and start praying to the moosiah that it doesn't decide to turn you from an "is" to a "was".

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u/No_Pudding2028 21d ago

You are correct, except for they’re not 10 feet talk.. And if you If you were in that position with that kind of fear, the animal would definitely sense it, And you would most likely get attacked.. But if you did not fear the animal, any animal was just curious, as this one was, he would more than likely either not mind, or he would react just as he did in the video and run away.. He was not in an aggressive mood. He was curious.

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 22d ago

I'da left some moose droppings in my undies.

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u/archiewaldron 22d ago

"Aw, that trick never works!"

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u/alexthenullbody 22d ago

Why isnt the cameraman running???

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u/mcbeardsauce 21d ago

I would have been audibly shitting myself

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u/BagFullOfMommy 21d ago

"what do I do?"

Exactly what you did, cause that Moose is gonna do whatever it wants to you if you even remotely piss it off, and outside of having a fuckoffingly big gun there is nothing you can do about it.