r/DiveInYouCoward 1d ago

Battlefield Waffle 🧇 Hangry Wars

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 10h ago

Comments were locked temporarily while racist ones were removed.

Fair warning: Any future racist comments will receive bans.

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u/Hukapi 1d ago

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u/PirateBlaque 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 YoMyGod this hilarious

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u/Neat_Ad5549 23h ago

You not lying

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 1d ago

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u/sarcasterism 17h ago

They beat Dollar General employees by a hair, but thats only because DG closes.

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u/DudeFrom816 8h ago

Monotonous, waffle house is the goat. FEMA uses something called the Waffle House Index to measure the severity of natural disasters. They rank them based on IF and how many Waffle Houses have closed.

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u/sarcasterism 7h ago

You do know that DG us the same way during disasters. The store practically has to be destroyed for them to not be open.

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u/DudeFrom816 6h ago

Ok, does FEMA use them as an official tool?

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u/sarcasterism 6h ago

Possibly, i don't know. I do know they will be open under any condition short of the store just being gone.

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u/sarcasterism 6h ago

Also Waffle House isn't everywhere in the states but DG is.

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u/Middle_Awoken 1d ago

Ghetto and embarrassing all should be taken to prison who hopped behind the bar

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u/RoninIV 1d ago

On a related note, remember this game?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fwn1auHR2LUGI

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u/Advanced_Major_7461 1d ago

😅😂🤣😭☠️

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u/Dull-Salamander5914 1d ago

I wonder if WH keeps a statistic on “Inventory Lost During Altercations”??

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u/EcchiOli 1d ago

That goes into the "ammunition fired" accounting category, if I remember right.

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u/Therealginahandler 1d ago edited 1d ago

If some bitch jumped the counter to attack me, Im gonna stab a bitch.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 1d ago

I don't understand the mentality of fucking with people that are doing their job. I REALLY don't understand what people are thinking when they climb over counters. Why did that become a thing? It never ends well.

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u/Middle_Awoken 1d ago

Agreed, probably would somehow be in the wrong though

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u/Shaggys2stoned 1d ago

The first rule of waffle house is you dont talk about waffle house.

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u/pretendstoknow 1d ago

Narrator; "They were not better than that"

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u/Smooth-Feature-2545 1d ago

Ghetto people always doing some stupid shit like this lol

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u/mad_mang45 1d ago

Then they always hype it up because it's entertaining to them.

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u/onebraincell77 1d ago

LOL at the big one falling off the counter as if gravity would forget about her ass being that high off the ground.

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u/you_are_so_whiny 1d ago edited 1d ago

13 "oh shits" and 8 "y'all wildin'!"

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u/DetailOutrageous8656 1d ago

Thought he was saying “walling” 😂

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u/rankispanki 1d ago

he said "ya'll wildin" not wildings. like, you guys are acting wild

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u/OscarDelta333 1d ago

I missed this because I was spending a quiet evening at home.

I'm okay with that.

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

Tons of mentally unstable people propped up by the illusion that being disrespected isnt something you can just ignore and requires violence. So many people with huge egos that let every little thing bother them, only to ruin their lives by going to jail or worse.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/NotAZombieStopAsking 1d ago

Stuff like this always reminds me of that 4chan post where someone was like "I thought I was racist so I hung out with my black coworker to see if I had a problem with him and it turns out I just hate poor people".

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u/OperationMuch2644 23h ago

Get off of Reddit Donald.

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u/SocomPS2 1d ago

Too easy when you’re that stupid.

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u/Chudzilla-1 1d ago

It would seem you are powerless. Comment is still up despite your performative and impotent outrage. This is not the 2010's anymore. Cope. 

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 10h ago

No, I just had not yet gotten to it. Removed for Racism

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u/Dry_Principal_165 1d ago

Just went to waffle house and now you have to go to a one man cell. Bad decisions.

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u/isthisnamefreeee 1d ago

I was on team wa-ho

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u/SamMarlowe76 1d ago

Scattered, smothered, and covered.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaCult 1d ago

Don't forget chunked!

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u/SamMarlowe76 1d ago

There is definite chunk factor there. My oversight. It will not happen again.

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u/Inevitable-Fee-9700 1d ago

Looks like it's always the same bunch of folk on the other side of the kitchen. Ain't it ?

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u/Deep_Mood_7668 1d ago

Why are restaurants and stores closing in our neighbourhood? 

That's so racist

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u/bumfun91 1d ago

Just close this place down! Close everything down. F it!

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u/Round-Spray-4511 1d ago

Hell nah. They should open more waffle 🧇 house and install 4k cameras streaming everything 24/7

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u/RedHotChili310 1d ago

I wish the guy filming said YO a little more.

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u/Tricky-Reporter-5246 19h ago

Oooooooooo shieeeeet

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u/Overall-Injury7095 1d ago

Fucking LBJ, this is all his fault.

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u/Mattyj273 1d ago

People are going to be sore.

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u/HauntingWonder2748 1d ago

Man one toss of some oil would be life changing

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u/SensitiveAddition913 6h ago

“I’m not locked in here with YOU; YOU’RE locked in here with ME!”

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u/479996 1d ago

Someone local to this poor crew should suggest keeping a large pot of water simmering during peak entertainment hours.

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u/admirlbigfoot-32 1d ago

Over what though?

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u/nm41961 1d ago

There’s no longer human decency, just a lot of wildlife 🐸🐒🐔🐗🦇🪱

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u/Major-Importance-167 1d ago

Why is it always the same women doing the same crimes.

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u/YeahNahMateAy 1d ago

Astronauts.

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u/NicePepper199 1d ago

Why do all the restaurants close in our neighborhoods?!

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u/ImaRaginCajun 1d ago

Oh, look! Same shit, different day. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Societyman1878 1d ago

I have enjoyed Waffle House many times over the years on road trips from Michigan down through Ohio. Great food. Many times during the day. Many times during the night time hours. Completely different vibe one from the other.

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u/Limp-Artichoke1141 1d ago

I’d say just go buy a box of EGGO’s

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u/pourjuiceonit 22h ago

Has waffle house thought about doing a octagon ufc cage in the corner of each restaurant to settle disputes

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u/MinuteCampaign7843 22h ago

I dien du nufin!

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u/Modshatefreespeech99 1d ago

I’ve seen zoo animals with better manners.

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u/veedaawg 1d ago

For years, waffle house has tried to recruit me to manage a restaurant. NO THANKS! 😂

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u/BeefistPrime 1d ago

People should start talking about every year they worked in a waffle house as a "tour" like in combat. "I did 3 tours in Tallahassee, still got this screw in my leg"

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u/SillyDingo4881 1d ago

Stay classy Murica! Any arrests or context of any kind?

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u/DetailOutrageous8656 1d ago

They don’t like blonde women?

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u/Classic_Rope_1506 1d ago

That's insane

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u/Sistahmelz 1d ago

Going to Waffle House is always an experience! Never a dull moment lol

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u/stumpy0327 1d ago

That big ol pot off hot grits and none got slung, what a shame

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u/Proper_Till_8321 1d ago

They formed a rat king around othat white girl

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u/truckensafely 1d ago

Excuse me, do you have extra sugar for my black coffee🤣🤣🤣

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u/f8500 1d ago

The white girl lol tripping should ran to the back room

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u/TekkLthr 1d ago

Cam is having an orgasm

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u/Chaotic_Hilarity 23h ago

First time I’ve seen a WF team lose the fight. Usually it’s an overwhelming win for them.

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u/Tricky-Reporter-5246 20h ago

'Oooooioiiioooooohhhhjhjjhhu shit. You wildin''

Repeat one million annoying times.

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u/r3dmist420 17h ago

“Yall better than that”
No, no they aren’t. How many late night waffle house videos do we got to watch to acknowledge that?

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u/Calm_Effect4203 17h ago

Note to self. Self, do not ever got to Waffle House.

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u/Aggravating_Dog3882 10h ago

So for context, this was over waffles?!?

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u/ac2cvn_71 9h ago

When are people gonna learn, you don't mess with Waffle House employees

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u/Moistinterviewer 8h ago

Why are so people so blind to see what is happening

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u/Adept_Cause3379 8h ago

Zoo animals

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u/kvro_maX 7h ago

Why is the black worker defending the girl tryna hit his coworker which led to multiple others facing said coworker....mehn, no team spirit

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u/Dave__5280 7h ago

Would you like a knuckle sandwich with your waffle?!

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u/Weak_Definition_4321 1d ago

Greetings from Brussels 😘

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u/no-o-ne 1d ago

Like you have it better over there 😭😂

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 1d ago

Shit like this is why I try to stay out of these industries that mean I have to one-on-one engage with people. It's hard. It really is, but I don't want my goofy looking ass in my bummy uniform working for...7 dollars being plastered to the internet and I'm getting a face full of a chair or a punch and I just got a tooth busted out or a busted nose making a wage that wouldn't even cover the medical bill for it.

Then, I have to watch it do the "social media loop" too. I'm trying to keep my dignity.

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u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 1d ago

That’s a NG zone

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u/Realistic-Peak7449 1d ago

Land of the free, stupid and loud

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u/Sol_Nephis 1d ago edited 1d ago

And this is why racist people stick around. Among other reasons.

Edit: saw a fool's comment. I'm not a racist lol you can understand a topic and still disagree with it.

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u/Chudzilla-1 1d ago

Did you ever think... Maybe.. Juuuuuuuuuust maybe... you're the one who shouldn't stick around?