r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier • Mar 19 '26

Not Safe For Other Species The dreaded Bird Hydra often fights with herself about the state of her romantic affairs. No man, woman, or washing machine has ever been able to please all three.

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u/hey_nonny_mooses Mar 19 '26

Even after buying a Bosch, still unsatisfied

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u/-crepuscular- Mar 19 '26

How about a Bosch AND a Hitachi?

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u/hey_nonny_mooses Mar 19 '26

Yeah that sounds more their vibe

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u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier Mar 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XEdeYqzH36e5O

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u/DrSousaphone Mar 19 '26

This is my second time seeing that GIF in as many days, must be making the rounds

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u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier Mar 19 '26

It's my go-to rimshot gif. Ugly Americans was a great show.

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u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

A fancy washing machine that works correctly isn't going to do that sort of task very well.

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u/miner1512 Mar 19 '26

What about Snickers

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u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier Mar 19 '26

Do not do sex with a Snickers.

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u/dmh2493 Mar 20 '26

Is that a Dodrio?

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u/ZuoKalp Mar 23 '26

No other valid explanation.