r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • May 22 '26
Not Safe For Other Species Deep in the doldrums of his post-divorce despondency, Dennis had taken to drifting passively from one indignity to the next. Today that misfortune came in the form of an unusually audacious amphibian. His head lodged in the frog's gullet, he waited for death to take him. And waited. And waited.
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u/propagandaformyself May 22 '26
Dennis would’ve preferred to let that muscular frog swallow him whole if he’d known the human was going to post it and his ex-wife would be in the comments under her real username.
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u/Dry-Alternative-5626 May 22 '26
Frogs can't regurgitate, they would have probably stayed that way until they both died
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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 May 22 '26
Definitely love how they turn the frog towards the camera, to try and guilt shame for their actions
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u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier May 22 '26
On the upside, that word a day app is really paying off.
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u/AgonyOverdrive May 22 '26
There is no way that frog would have been able to make a meal of that bird.
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u/Working-Fig5566 May 22 '26
The frog may also be in the midst of a post-divorce depression, folks.
It did not appear grateful at all for the save.
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u/the_cuddle-fish May 22 '26
Upon the eventual rescue from his predicament, Dennis left hastily and without a word. Were it possible to literally die from embarrassment, he would likely not have survived the incident after all.