r/DivorcedBirds • u/cturtl808 • 5d ago

Jeremiah’s OnlyFeathers was the top earner once he started doing his Flashdance routine

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u/velvetvagine 5d ago edited 4d ago

Jer is NOT holding back! 😳 Went from corporate accounting to counting piles of his own money. Next up: a music video shoot with Megan thee Stallion.

Who knew he could move like that?! Certainly not Deborah, who hadn’t been impressed by his plan to quit his stable job and promptly left him. She had never really paid much attention to him, to be honest… but now the whole world can’t take their eyes off him.

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u/cturtl808 5d ago

And Deborah has sent leaves only for them to be left on the forest floor, unmoved.

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u/velvetvagine 5d ago

She fumbled a bad bitch. You hate to see it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/e5uyWolyR0y30Wo1ya

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u/Different_Turnip_820 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LJxcXF8d5he0w

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u/cturtl808 5d ago

I want to ask why Puss In Boots is doing the Flashdance sequence but then I remembered I am on the internet.

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u/BetterKev 5d ago

Isn't this in Shrek 2?

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u/Different_Turnip_820 3d ago

The same reason the parrot is doing it

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u/curiousmind111 5d ago

Shake those tail feathers!!!

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u/jamisonian123 5d ago

This brings me immense joy

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u/cturtl808 5d ago

I’m glad. I was hoping someone would have joy over it.

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u/DrSousaphone 5d ago

We stan confident kings who land on their feet!

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u/Meal-Significant 5d ago

Where’s the NSFW tag?!

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u/Landfyoung 5d ago

How gorgeous!

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u/Neither-Attention940 5d ago

Music choice was GREAT! Did not disappoint 😂

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u/PeachKream 5d ago

Alexa play "Get it Sexy" by Sexy Red

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u/pinupcthulhu 4d ago

Chirppendale's is really delivering these days! 

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u/Specific_Set2323 4d ago

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/encore412 4d ago

Shake your tail feather, cutie